Fishy Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 You want me to have a word with her Glen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 Na it's alright cheers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 You sure man? I've got a message typed out ready to send? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James-M Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 Dear Glen's missus,*F**KING CARNAGE*Sincerely, Mr Fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 Lol, it wouldn't be that bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 fatty, get over it, i was with my ex for like 2 years and like a few month ago, i lasted about 10 seconds, one night lol, i pissed my self, she was like that was shit, i said i know, oh well everybody has there off days lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 Just spoken to her about it, she brought up how she didn't get any cuddles at the end, and i said yeah sorry about being shit, and she's like, it's ok, it takes a few goes to get good n stuff. Phew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basher Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 (edited) Lol, well basically, we were having sex, and i came pretty quickly (about 5 mins i think)Did you know that the average man lasts 5-8minutes. And a woman has enough (whats the word) ermm self lubricant for 15minutes of penetration. Plus youll find out you arnt as sensitive after more you do it, and with the right foreplay you could have her screaming pritty quickly, when a womans masturbating it take on average around 5-8min for them to orgasam. And youll find out that if you did a survery i think its something like woman have a full oragasm about 1 in 5/8 times of having sex. Edited April 16, 2008 by basher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave85 Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 Just spoken to her about it, she brought up how she didn't get any cuddles at the end, and i said yeah sorry about being shit, and she's like, it's ok, it takes a few goes to get good n stuff. Phew.Be rate yoth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Winton. Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 (edited) basher said: Did you know that the average man lasts 5-8minutes. And a woman has enough (whats the word) ermm self lubricant for 15minutes of penetration. Plus youll find out you arnt as sensitive after more you do it, and with the right foreplay you could have her screaming pritty quickly, when a womans masturbating it take on average around 5-8min for them to orgasam. And youll find out that if you did a survery i think its something like woman have a full oragasm about 1 in 5/8 times of having Edited May 11, 2020 by Mike Winton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basher Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 whered you get that from :\ bits and bats from different things cant remember though now lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 bits and bats from different things cant remember though now loltrying to justify the fact you only last 8 mins by saying ur average doesnt gain u any cool points:P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basher Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 trying to justify the fact you only last 8 mins by saying ur average doesnt gain u any cool points:Phaha im not after any cool points lol Seriously though they are facts think they where on a tv programme or sumert proberly channel five. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoNnY__Mc Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 I'm just not meanta be good with girls Basically, I can't hold a good convo with the girl I like on msn or in person without feeling like i'm being boring... I've tried all the usual stuff like what music do you like and trying to find things we have in common... I know it's early days yet and i'm still only getting to know her better but what should I do to make myself seem less boring? What do you say when you get like a pause inbetween talking and you feel like theres nothing to say? I'm going to the cinema with her on friday night... Want it to go smoothly as possible :$ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 I'm just not meanta be good with girls Basically, I can't hold a good convo with the girl I like on msn or in person without feeling like i'm being boring... I've tried all the usual stuff like what music do you like and trying to find things we have in common... I know it's early days yet and i'm still only getting to know her better but what should I do to make myself seem less boring? What do you say when you get like a pause inbetween talking and you feel like theres nothing to say? I'm going to the cinema with her on friday night... Want it to go smoothly as possible :$your questions are good, and I would like to know the answers too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St_trials Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 What do you say when you get like a pause inbetween talking and you feel like theres nothing to say?Kiss her man! Thats a obvious one. As to what to talk about, just let it go, crack a joke or two, tell her shes pretty, tell her a funny story or two 'One time i was so wasted...' ect, then just take from what she says Cinema's a good plan cos you don't have to talk much -Charlie- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 Kiss her man! Thats a obvious one. As to what to talk about, just let it go, crack a joke or two, tell her shes pretty, tell her a funny story or two 'One time i was so wasted...' ect, then just take from what she says Cinema's a good plan cos you don't have to talk much -Charlie-on a date...think about that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish-Finger-er Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 Just spoken to her about it, she brought up how she didn't get any cuddles at the end, and i said yeah sorry about being shit, and she's like, it's ok, it takes a few goes to get good n stuff. Phew.you apologised about your sexual performance, strap a pair on, and grow some self respect. if she seems pissed off next time, just grunt, and go "thats the best your gunna get from me" before slapping her on her left buttock and saying "on your way my dear, same time next week"but no, never ever, ever talk about yourself being shit, to the girl, unless its in a piss taking way, dont even try and blag it like "i only came so quick cos u is so buff, babez"just dont mention it. its your payback, for her saying shell be 5 minutes getting ready (although with char,i think shed be better off forgetting the make up and skipping straight to the balaclava) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 on a date...think about that one.Amen, never understood the point of going to see a film on one of your first dates. Fair enough you can talk after about it, but for hours you sit their in silence. Just, no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St_trials Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 on a date...think about that one.Dunno what point your makin mate? Your on a date in the cinema. If your not watchin the film your gettin some action, so theres really not much need for a chat...-Charlie- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish-Finger-er Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 Amen, never understood the point of going to see a film on one of your first dates. Fair enough you can talk after about it, but for hours you sit their in silence. Just, no.and no offence meant, but for a none ugly guy(i said that in the least gay way i could) youve never seemed to have much luck with the ladies. cinemas are great, u can have quiet convo if you want, you can kiss if you need, your automatically in close proximity, and theres somethin to look at/always an excuse to not say anything, as your there to watch a film.take a girl out for coffee, sit there 4 foot apart, over a table, little chance for physical contact, rather awkward to give a peck on the cheek etc, when you get to the awkward silence, you both sit there lookin into your mocha while seconds feel like hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoNnY__Mc Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 Yeah I did think of it like that, would rather go somewhere else... Cinemas is pretty crap, you have to be quiet, and its dark so you can't see her :$ Don't know whether to go to the pub with her before hand... Have a few drinks and then go cinema... that way I will be able to talk to her before and also will loosen up and won't be so nervous...Any other ideas on where I could go instead of cinema??cinemas are great, u can have quiet convo if you want, you can kiss if you need, your automatically in close proximity, and theres somethin to look at/always an excuse to not say anything, as your there to watch a film.take a girl out for coffee, sit there 4 foot apart, over a table, little chance for physical contact, rather awkward to give a peck on the cheek etc, when you get to the awkward silence, you both sit there lookin into your mocha while seconds feel like hours.Fooking mint way to look at it lad.Sounds like you know what your doing mate...I have never had luck with the girls me... I can attract girls but keeping them interested is hard because I never know what to say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basher Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 Yeah I did think of it like that, would rather go somewhere else... Cinemas is pretty crap, you have to be quiet, and its dark so you can't see her :$ Don't know whether to go to the pub with her before hand... Have a few drinks and then go cinema... that way I will be able to talk to her before and also will loosen up and won't be so nervous...Any other ideas on where I could go instead of cinema??Ice skateing or bowling, ice skateings a great chance to grab hold and fondle.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoNnY__Mc Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 Ice skateing or bowling, ice skateings a great chance to grab hold and fondle..........Yeah ice skating would be good, might leave that for the next one though if this one goes alrite! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish-Finger-er Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 Fooking mint way to look at it lad.Sounds like you know what your doing mate...I have never had luck with the girls me... I can attract girls but keeping them interested is hard because I never know what to say ive messed it up enough times to know how not to do it, im an ugly guy, but still sem to get decent girls, and hold onto them(sometimes a little longer than id like) and i think a lot of it is down to confidence, and speaking pure codsh*t when needed to pass the time. way i look at it, if your gunna sit there in silence, its gunna be lost, might as well chat bollocks and hope for the best, rather than sit in silence and know all is lost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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