Dan6061 Posted April 13, 2008 Report Share Posted April 13, 2008 He's always going to be that annoying gay with the gash da bomb, who's obsessed with spud guns, hayley/gemma and computers.Too true.Aw. He's grown up so fast! He's still 12 too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolfa Posted April 13, 2008 Report Share Posted April 13, 2008 She doesn't mind her minge juices back in her mouth!? Wish my missus was a dirty whore too Pffft, that's not dirt, dirt is if she doesn't mind ass juice in her mouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted April 14, 2008 Report Share Posted April 14, 2008 She doesn't mind her minge juices back in her mouth!? Wish my missus was a dirty whore too I used a condom because i'm a responsible young adult. Took that off for her to do her thang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Sheehan! Posted April 14, 2008 Report Share Posted April 14, 2008 I used a condom because i'm a responsible young adult.I thought if you're 12 then you're still a minor?Well done fatty, responsibility is the first step to not having a kid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun H Posted April 14, 2008 Report Share Posted April 14, 2008 I used a condom because i'm a responsible young adult. Took that off for her to do her thang.AaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhI keep forgetting not everyone is as fortunate as to have a missus on ze pill (who believes you don't have AIDs). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ogre Posted April 14, 2008 Report Share Posted April 14, 2008 mods should change fattys bit that says member to say virgin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walleee Posted April 14, 2008 Report Share Posted April 14, 2008 (edited) She doesn't mind her minge juices back in her mouth!? Wish my missus was a dirty whore too What's the chances of her getting up the 'duff when she's on the pill? edit: nevermind found out... Edited April 14, 2008 by Jakers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted April 14, 2008 Report Share Posted April 14, 2008 Don't wanna be with her anymore?Today, she wanted me to meet her, and i basically said no i don't feel well, my tooth is hurting too much n stuff. So now she might be coming to my house if she decides to (she said well i might just come round then) and i don't want her to basically. Can't be arsed with her n stuff.Do i let her in? Or do i ignore her knocks and say i was asleep or something? But on the whole, i can't be bothered. I don't wanna be stuck with her, i want freedom again lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted April 14, 2008 Report Share Posted April 14, 2008 Don't wanna be with her anymore?Today, she wanted me to meet her, and i basically said no i don't feel well, my tooth is hurting too much n stuff. So now she might be coming to my house if she decides to (she said well i might just come round then) and i don't want her to basically. Can't be arsed with her n stuff.Do i let her in? Or do i ignore her knocks and say i was asleep or something? But on the whole, i can't be bothered. I don't wanna be stuck with her, i want freedom again lol.Oh. My. God. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted April 14, 2008 Report Share Posted April 14, 2008 I know it's really shit but i just don't have feelings for her anymore. No idea why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Posted April 14, 2008 Report Share Posted April 14, 2008 I've told you before, an I'll say it once more because your obviously a spastic. Sort your burking life out you big beaver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
br3n Posted April 14, 2008 Report Share Posted April 14, 2008 I've told you before, an I'll say it once more because your obviously a spastic. Sort your burking life out you big beaver.ROFL!!!!!Do what one of our mates did, Dont let her in but shoot her in the face with a BB gun through the letter box while explaining that you never want to see her again. Shame I never saw the live act but sounds increidble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted April 14, 2008 Report Share Posted April 14, 2008 ROFL!!!!!Do what one of our mates did, Dont let her in but shoot her in the face with a BB gun through the letter box while explaining that you never want to see her again. Shame I never saw the live act but sounds increidble yes it does Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted April 14, 2008 Report Share Posted April 14, 2008 Hang on, so you had sex with her, the most physical bond you can make with a person, and a few days later you don't wanna be with her anymore?!Skillz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted April 14, 2008 Report Share Posted April 14, 2008 (edited) Meh, sex isn't all that... You may have gathered that she's not too hard to get into bed if you're a boyfriend/someone she likesa lot so i don't think it would mean that much to her either. Edited April 14, 2008 by Fat Pants™ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basher Posted April 14, 2008 Report Share Posted April 14, 2008 Meh, sex isn't all that...sex is shit the first time i dont think anyone will be able to say there first time was well good when compared to a month down line of doing it. So thats why you at least keep shagging her and get some expierence under your belt and then dump her. Plus sounds like she'll teach you a thing or 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted April 14, 2008 Report Share Posted April 14, 2008 So thats why you at least keep shagging her and get some expierence under your belt and then dump her.Such true words have never been spoken on this forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolfa Posted April 14, 2008 Report Share Posted April 14, 2008 (edited) You may have gathered that she's not too hard to get into bed if you're a boyfriend/someone she likesa lotWell yeah, that's pretty much how most girls work?! Doesn't usually take harpoons/poison darts and nets to get any girl into bed...sex is shit the first time i dont think anyone will be able to say there first time was well good when compared to a month down line of doing it. So thats why you at least keep shagging her and get some expierence under your belt and then dump her. Plus sounds like she'll teach you a thing or 2What he said Edited April 14, 2008 by Jolfa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Papasnap Maher Posted April 14, 2008 Report Share Posted April 14, 2008 Fatty, you make me piss hahahahahah.f**k her stupid while its on a plate. Get some moves under your belt, for the next one.You dont wanna dissapoint the next bird that comes along. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Sheehan! Posted April 14, 2008 Report Share Posted April 14, 2008 lol, Fattys a playahhhAnyyyway. If you dont like her dont be with her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_ Posted April 14, 2008 Report Share Posted April 14, 2008 LOL hahaha. Well done fatty.In other news me and my casual girl are not doing well. shes ignoring me n shit. sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omgnoseat Posted April 14, 2008 Report Share Posted April 14, 2008 Glen you really are rediculous.Already had some conversations on msn with you about her and I already knew you were going the wrong way.Can't really say much about it, your just an idiot Anyway, I have some problem with my own missus..We are almost together a month now, but we were kinda going out before that, but never made it official since a couple of weeks ago. I am very much in love with her, and that automaticly means for me that I have an insane fear of losing her.This weekend we did some stuff for the first time [no sex yet], and since then she has been acting a bit weird.. looking away when I try to kiss her and stuff...Haven spoken her about it, but I am really get worried, already had some panic attacks about it..I always visuallise how she doesn't like me anymore, and wants to break up... I'm really good in making myself insane.Will try to have a chat tonight on msn with her if she is there...Not really something you guys can help with, I just had to get that off my chest somewhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonMack Posted April 14, 2008 Report Share Posted April 14, 2008 (edited) Such true words have never been spoken on this forum.QFTPump the shit outta her til you're pro as f**k then dump her and get on the pump, you know you got the skills to bed a girl now so just make the most of the easy pump and then go get some decent fanny.Pump 3 times in one sentence, i need to use more descriptive words. Edited April 14, 2008 by JonMack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan_addison Posted April 14, 2008 Report Share Posted April 14, 2008 Glen you really are rediculous.Already had some conversations on msn with you about her and I already knew you were going the wrong way.Can't really say much about it, your just an idiot Anyway, I have some problem with my own missus..We are almost together a month now, but we were kinda going out before that, but never made it official since a couple of weeks ago. I am very much in love with her, and that automaticly means for me that I have an insane fear of losing her.This weekend we did some stuff for the first time [no sex yet], and since then she has been acting a bit weird.. looking away when I try to kiss her and stuff...Haven spoken her about it, but I am really get worried, already had some panic attacks about it..I always visuallise how she doesn't like me anymore, and wants to break up... I'm really good in making myself insane.Will try to have a chat tonight on msn with her if she is there...Not really something you guys can help with, I just had to get that off my chest somewhereSounds shit man, try talking to her before you get yourself worked up about losing her. Should all work out if shes really worth it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omgnoseat Posted April 14, 2008 Report Share Posted April 14, 2008 (edited) QFTPump the shit outta her til you're pro as f**k then dump her and get on the pump, you know you got the skills to bed a girl now so just make the most of the easy pump and then go get some decent fanny.I might be the soft sensitive guy here, but I can't believe what some people here are saying...The girl is not just sort of lifeless toy you can practise on, don't be so self centered and consider other people's feelings aswell. Glen knows what it feels to be toyed with aswell, and now he is going down the same road.And kissing/sex and all that other stuff should not be for pure pleasure, but because you care about someone..I really couldn't imagine kissing someone else than a girl that is my gf.Meh, feel free to make fun of my complaining, feeling a bit down atm so i'm extra sensitive Edit: Saw your reply Dan, thanks.I will really have a word with her because I am feeling really f**ked up atm about it all, she really IS worth is, so i'm very scared of losing her..Just scared that I didn't keep enough attention on what she wanted, because I kinda rushed things with her...She has every right to be upset/angry about it.Will post here how the conversation went. Edited April 14, 2008 by omgnoseat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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