Fixed Pants™ Posted March 24, 2008 Report Share Posted March 24, 2008 Not best... Only.Best would have to be about 45 mins and getting fed up and finishing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenLeacock™ Posted March 24, 2008 Report Share Posted March 24, 2008 Not best... Only.Best would have to be about 45 mins and getting fed up and finishing.you get better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ogre Posted March 25, 2008 Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 i love fatty. cant wait to see what he puts about getting some squelchy. somehting on the lines of, i was about to put it in and well, nevermind.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted March 25, 2008 Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 i think i'm gonna be having sex quite often...I love how you say that like the choice is yours Kinda had to force it too...An are you sure that wasn't piss? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenLeacock™ Posted March 25, 2008 Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 i love fatty. cant wait to see what he puts about getting some squelchy. somehting on the lines of, i was about to put it in and well, it went up the wrong hole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trials rules Posted March 25, 2008 Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 (edited) Wrong profile... Edited March 25, 2008 by trials rules Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James-M Posted March 25, 2008 Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 I'll have you know, I lasted at least 15 mins of her properly going for it with her hand with about 5 mins of mouth.Not bad going.Get drunk, knackered and go for it wiith your non-writing hand. See how long you can last like that. Bingo we have girl standard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted March 25, 2008 Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 Ben, you lege!I just pissed myself laughing.True though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun H Posted March 25, 2008 Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 Get drunk, knackered and go for it wiith your non-writing hand. See how long you can last like that. Bingo we have girl standard!f**king perfect description!I was trying to explain it to my missus ages ago haha (by the way don't try and explain, they only get offended, strangely enough...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted March 25, 2008 Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 (by the way don't try and explain, they only get offended, strangely enough...)"i'm not good enough, then?""no love, it just means you should use your head a bit more." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.E.A.U Posted March 25, 2008 Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 Why on earth is my ex gf talking to me about deng. Does deng ride - dontknow h euse to not sure now love how old is he - 32 why dont you ride for zoo no more - some f**ker got me kicked off the team and i told him i hated the zoo frame. who makes the g unit bike - its not a g unit love its gu lol i taje the piss saying g unitand yet again deng makes it Who does neil t ride for - omfg women dengdeng owns all lol. ffs ow then she says what psi do i run is she trying to be smart wtf she on man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Kearns Posted March 25, 2008 Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 Why on earth is my ex gf talking to me about deng. Does deng ride - dontknow h euse to not sure now love how old is he - 32 why dont you ride for zoo no more - some f**ker got me kicked off the team and i told him i hated the zoo frame. who makes the g unit bike - its not a g unit love its gu lol i taje the piss saying g unitand yet again deng makes it Who does neil t ride for - omfg women dengdeng owns all lol. ffs ow then she says what psi do i run is she trying to be smart wtf she on manThink your ex wants a ride of Deng's Python to be honest. Danny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.E.A.U Posted March 25, 2008 Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 Think your ex wants a ride of Deng's Python to be honest. Danny.omfg thats the best thing i heard all nighti want that as a quote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenLeacock™ Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 i think sumits gona happen... but shes seems proper werid bout it... like me:you wanna meet me thenher:maybe hummm... this one would last aswell,... i guantee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan_addison Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 Is it jessie Ben? word on the street is that shes likes you like a fat kid loves cake! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 Think your ex wants a ride of Deng's Python to be honest. Danny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Sheehan! Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 i think sumits gona happen... but shes seems proper werid bout it... like me:you wanna see my piece thenher:maybe hummm... this one would last aswell,... i guanteei should think so too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenLeacock™ Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 Is it jessie Ben? word on the street is that shes likes you like a fat kid loves cake!suck my testicals ! but tongiht shes being a nob im not happy.... apaintly i was blocked for ''annoying'' her ? when i didnt speak to her tonioght lol hummm mint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan_addison Posted March 29, 2008 Report Share Posted March 29, 2008 suck my testicals ! but tongiht shes being a nob im not happy.... apaintly i was blocked for ''annoying'' her ? when i didnt speak to her tonioght lol hummm mintShe wants you, you want her it's a no brianer!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenLeacock™ Posted March 29, 2008 Report Share Posted March 29, 2008 (edited) IM GONA ERRECT MY COCK IN UR NOSTRIL IF YOU DONT SHUT UP BOUT JESSIE...why do lass's get jobs before lads if she works in morrisons is that noo nooo ? Edited March 29, 2008 by BenLeacock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish-Finger-er Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 found a girl that ruins me in the bedroom, shes fit, but shes too dirty for it too work.and lives miles away, but she wants to get serious....weve only met twice. any way of palming her off, without meaning i have to palm meself off till the next one comes along? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoo Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 found a girl that ruins me in the bedroom, shes fit, but shes too dirty for it too work.and lives miles away, but she wants to get serious....weve only met twice. any way of palming her off, without meaning i have to palm meself off till the next one comes along?Erm, my mind can't actually register that a girl can be TOO dirty, please explain lol (unless it's stuff like putting marmalade on her snatch and then making her dog lick it off.If it was me and she lives miles away I'd just avoid ALL contact with her, just begin to deny she exists (Yes I am that much of a twit) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish-Finger-er Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 Erm, my mind can't actually register that a girl can be TOO dirty, please explain lol (unless it's stuff like putting marmalade on her snatch and then making her dog lick it off.If it was me and she lives miles away I'd just avoid ALL contact with her, just begin to deny she exists (Yes I am that much of a twit)basically ive spent 4-4.5 years of my life just hitting random girls,women and the odd well hung alsation. i always tend to go for the rule of the if they sleep with you on a first date, there too much of a slag(as chances are theyll do the same with any tom dick and harry they meet down the pub while your out with your mates), and we started shaggin about 4 the other morning, we wer still going at it at mid day, by which time i was hurting like mad, i couldnt come, even if i wanted too, and was pushin a semi round with all the grace of a drunken belly dancer. then second date friday night,we couldnt get into her house, till her bro came back, so we just f*cked in the porch, till he arrived.then carried on shaggin, till about 11am that morning, i mean, it takes a lot of boning to get me bored, but by the end of it, i was bored.think im going for the just not answering the phone option, hope i dont see her out(not hard, as i wont be going back to wer i met her, as it was sh*te, and other than warehouse projects, we seem to share a way different nightlife) and just hope nothing comes of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonMack Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 Best story ever. Nice one Kev. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 I get this all in a text whenever something like this happens. Proper LOL material. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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