zoo Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 dont suffocate her though, as i dont think trials forum has a "last night i suffocated a girl i was boning, what should i do thread"lmao hahahaha. Best thing to do is bend her over and bury her head in pillows, obviously allow short intervals for air and then re-ram. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 if i get a vist from the melty man again this weekend ill just kill my self. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radfax Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 Yeah, might just be. But i highly doubt i'll be a melty man (lol scopse), quite the opposite lolthats what i said! It was the last thing i was expecting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmowerman Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 (edited) Why is she texting another guy. You must be pretty shit in the sack.She's known him online for about 4 years. And no I'm not shit in the sack, want me to show you?Been with her 2 years now and I trust her fully It just pisses me off that she can txt him constantly for hours but when she's with me she carries on. Feel like taking the f**kin phone off her. Edited March 20, 2008 by Lawnmowerman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James-M Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 Don't listen to these, my first time i was so nervous i lasted ages, and my soldier was at full attention, my second time was the let down. haha.Just put some music on, worked when my mum was in. She still thinks i'm a virgin. EDIT: Music must be reasonabley loud, but not loud enough for your mum to complain about it, and make sure you keep the girl quiet! Hand or pillow over the mouth if necessary.But not too loud you can't hear her if she comes in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 (edited) But not too loud you can't hear her if she comes in!I just got a nasty yet hilarious picture in my head, i will attempt to draw it on paint Fatty, use a condom or you'll get gonorrehea or aids or something. And not good aids. Edited March 20, 2008 by Skoze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James-M Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 Some dog wants to meet me. Seriously, I wouldn't even poke it with, arrgh, something very long! She wont stop going on about it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 tell 'er to f**k off the grotty bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 I just got a nasty yet hilarious picture in my head, i will attempt to draw it on paint Fatty, use a condom or you'll get gonorrehea or aids or something. And not good aids.He's already got aids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 dont use one fatty, see what happens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Papasnap Maher Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 fatty cant cum anyways, not old enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex-Mitchinson Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 dont use one fatty, see what happensHahaha lmao!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan_addison Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 (edited) Walking home from a good days riding.Leacock decides it would be good to sit on his handlebars and ride.Then the idiot rides it a ditch and goes arse over tit.The funniest thing ive ever seenEDIT:that post should have gon in the happy thread.oops Edited March 21, 2008 by dan_addison Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted March 23, 2008 Report Share Posted March 23, 2008 I want my ex bad so f**king bad. why the f**k cant i get over her, well to be honest i don wanna get over her i want her back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCircus Posted March 23, 2008 Report Share Posted March 23, 2008 I want my ex bad so f**king bad. why the f**k cant i get over her, well to be honest i don wanna get over her i want her backUse your rugged good looks to get her back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted March 23, 2008 Report Share Posted March 23, 2008 Dunno about rugged, but dammit i am good looking.*Goes to find a mirror* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCircus Posted March 23, 2008 Report Share Posted March 23, 2008 (edited) My secret pictures of you won't work due to spellchecker.sadface. Edited March 23, 2008 by TheCircus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DTT - Echo Team Posted March 24, 2008 Report Share Posted March 24, 2008 get talking to a girl whilst out other night. before she leaves puts her number in my phone.gave her text day after but no reply. would like to see her again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Sheehan! Posted March 24, 2008 Report Share Posted March 24, 2008 Hold up -Fatty did you poke it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted March 24, 2008 Report Share Posted March 24, 2008 Did he f**k. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted March 24, 2008 Report Share Posted March 24, 2008 Did he f**k.Quoted for emphasis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted March 24, 2008 Report Share Posted March 24, 2008 He's got more chance of porking a pie. If you have, details my friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex-Mitchinson Posted March 24, 2008 Report Share Posted March 24, 2008 I harldy know the lad but you all have such little faith in him lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted March 24, 2008 Report Share Posted March 24, 2008 Go back and read every post he has posted in here. Then you will understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex-Mitchinson Posted March 24, 2008 Report Share Posted March 24, 2008 Haha, I remember the ones which went on for aaaaages about some bird who he really liked but she was with someone else blah blah blah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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