Radfax Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 hum.... yes thought of many things which could go wrong with my idea so i tihnk thats a no no hehe! Or just tell her straight! "The poggster on trials forum said your being really out of order you insencitive (insert offending name here) so sort it out and tell (insert girlfriends imaginative friends name here, the one that she has never met before and for all she knows is a 50 year old married man with 3 kids!) to f**k off!"job's a good 'un! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 Tread carefully. Girls, being the retards that they are, will twist the whole situtation (and anything you say) around and use it to make you feel like scum. I can pretty much promise that if you say anything she'll produce the old 'you don't trust me?' card and she'll play it for a very, very long time indeed.Then it'll go one of 3 ways...1. You'll argue that you DO trust her and you'll fall out and be weird around each other for a bit, and she'll probably just text him to taunt you.2. She'll feel bad for a bit and then you'll sit down and she'll say 'if it upsets you, I'll stop texting him if you like?'. You'll then feel a full shower of guilt and say 'Nah, its alright, just pay more attention to me'. And she'll carry on texting him knowing full well she has her boyfriend wrapped around her little finger.3. She'll take it all very badly and then you'll be single. But do not (under any circumstances) read her texts. You'll probably read something you don't like and it'll haunt you for years.How do then know each other anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Papasnap Maher Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 Why is she texting another guy. You must be pretty shit in the sack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radfax Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 I agree with Anzo 100% here! i assume you are talking from exsperiance as you have hit the nail on the head! No matter wht you do she WILL turn it around and pin it on you, it always happens with women, its part of thier nature. Personaly i wouldnt be having none of it and would run the chance of loosing them, i mean if she chooses to keep texting some flid miles away and fish up with you then i think it just goes to show she is 1000% in the wrong and you are in the right. which i know wont make you feel better when you are on your tod and single. OR You could look at it as he is god knows how many miles away they are never going to meet each other, she will soon lose intrest so you could just ride it out. Then return the favour by you starting to text some one and see how she likes it! how long have you been with each other out of intrest? Because i think this makes a lot of differance! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew_Gibson Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 Tread carefully. Girls, being the retards that they are, will twist the whole situtation (and anything you say) around and use it to make you feel like scum. I can pretty much promise that if you say anything she'll produce the old 'you don't trust me?' card and she'll play it for a very, very long time indeed.Then it'll go one of 3 ways...1. You'll argue that you DO trust her and you'll fall out and be weird around each other for a bit, and she'll probably just text him to taunt you.2. She'll feel bad for a bit and then you'll sit down and she'll say 'if it upsets you, I'll stop texting him if you like?'. You'll then feel a full shower of guilt and say 'Nah, its alright, just pay more attention to me'. And she'll carry on texting him knowing full well she has her boyfriend wrapped around her little finger.3. She'll take it all very badly and then you'll be single. But do not (under any circumstances) read her texts. You'll probably read something you don't like and it'll haunt you for years.How do then know each other anyway?you know the score. My ex was textin this guy wen we were together. She told me about it. But I found text on her phone first! I read them all. he was REALLY trying to get tapped in! read her messages, there was half the number, so wasnt txting him that much. But Its the fact that she'd been txting him for a week or two before I found the messages. Lost trust in her for a bit. had a "break" was all cool after a few days. (all back in the days wen in was on and off like our undies)how did you find out that she was she texting some one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 Come to think of it, it happened to me aswell.Last girl I went out with borrowed an old phone because she'd lost hers, she finally got a new one after a few weeks an gave me back the old one. I went to sell it on Ebay an before I posted it off I thought I'd better delete everything off of it. Found loads of text messages to her Ex saying all sorts of shit you shouldn't be saying if your in a relationship, meeting up with him an sexual shit. I phoned her up an said 'Dont ever call me, come round my house or talk to me again. I dont want to see you ever, your bang out of order.' An hung up. Had a few texts from her after that saying 'Whatve I done?' but I just ignored her. Personally I dont think they're worth the shit on your shoe if they do things like that.+ It makes them think 'Oh shit I look like a dick an hes just put me in my place' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Quigley Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 Get a new GF that is a Techno-phobe.I cant stand women that have mobiles attached to their hands 24/7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 tech·no·pho·bi·a (tkn-fb-)n.Fear of or aversion to technology, especially computers and high technology.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------techno·phobe n.techno·phobic (-fbk) adj.clearly not a technophobe then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 clearly not a technophobe then...Clearly you need to get out more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCircus Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 Clearly you need to get out more.Yes, leave us real men in the girl trouble thread alone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 Clearly you need to get out more.yea, get out more you tart. oh wait, you mean me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenLeacock™ Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 right, goes something like this! I tell a mate, that one of his girlfriends mates are fit ! He tells his girlfriend, she tells her, i find out that she likes me... i didnt say that i wanted to be with her ! but now it sounds as if my mate has done it for me ! Then the other story... my mates going out with this lass, that i really like ! have done for ages ! they dnt really speak she says its confusing ... i say ill go to her house all through hols if she finishes him, she said she might ! think shes just gona play me on though ... hummm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 That Char girl is coming over tomorrow night, we're both gonna be drunk. She's sooo gonna want things...Scared. Erm, bet i'm gonna pussy out? Don't think my mums going out either... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 You will pussy out. You're too scared you'll get her pregers and you'll get done for child rape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 I'll have to find a plastic bag or something, don't worry about that... And no, just no. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan. Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 lol if fatty drops!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoo Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 *sigh of relief* Fatty posting in the girl trouble thread, back to normality. I aren't having girl issues I just find them annoying at the best of times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radfax Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 Personally I dont think they're worth the shit on your shoe if they do things like that.ditto that mate!right, goes something like this! I tell a mate, that one of his girlfriends mates are fit ! He tells his girlfriend, she tells her, i find out that she likes me... i didnt say that i wanted to be with her ! but now it sounds as if my mate has done it for me ! Then the other story... my mates going out with this lass, that i really like ! have done for ages ! they dnt really speak she says its confusing ... i say ill go to her house all through hols if she finishes him, she said she might ! think shes just gona play me on though ... hummmhaha dont feck about with mates and thier lasses, it is just not cricket! on a seperate note. I hate people who f**k about with other people when they are in a relashionship or cant hold down a serious one! I have been with my girlfriend now for 4 years, never even looked at another lass and i couldnt wish for it any other way! I am sure that there are other people on here which will agree, i hate young lads which think they are gods gift, shagg around get a reputation for themselfs and then wounder why they cant hold anything down! i have only had 2 serious relashionships and i wouldnt change it for the world! please tell me i am not the only one who thinks this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 Wait, wait, wait; is fatty going to get some tomorrow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 Don't hold your breath, he hasn't got a condom an he's worried about his mum hearing anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radfax Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 (edited) This is where she doesnt even turn up or some thing first time? I can assure you the soilder wont be standing to attention!thats the most alkward moment ever! Edited March 20, 2008 by Radfax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 This is where she doesnt even turn up or some thing first time? I can assure you the soilder wont be standing to attention!thats the most alkward moment ever!She'll be here, cos she's coming back to mine after drinking at Traf.Yeah, might just be. But i highly doubt i'll be a melty man (lol scopse), quite the opposite lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbra Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 (edited) She'll be here, cos she's coming back to mine after drinking at Traf.Yeah, might just be. But i highly doubt i'll be a melty man (lol scopse), quite the opposite lolDon't listen to these, my first time i was so nervous i lasted ages, and my soldier was at full attention, my second time was the let down. haha.Just put some music on, worked when my mum was in. She still thinks i'm a virgin. EDIT: Music must be reasonabley loud, but not loud enough for your mum to complain about it, and make sure you keep the girl quiet! Hand or pillow over the mouth if necessary. Edited March 20, 2008 by Barber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 dont suffocate her though, as i dont think trials forum has a "last night i suffocated a girl i was boning, what should i do thread" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 (edited) can't you just tell her to keep quiet?oh wait, girls find it hard enough not to chat shit, so not much chance of that, then.=/ Edited March 20, 2008 by Disasterboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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