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i feel like a sell out i mailed her on facebook and said sorry for not sayin bye last night :( im back to square one! noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

you are gay :o (and not just cos you actually use facebook)

Girls insinuate (imply) so much stuff, without you having to say anything. It can go from her talking about a sex education lesson to me wanting to have sex with her, an then to me thinking shes a whore with no respect for herself! Guess what? I didn't say a word about any of it, she just implied it to herself. f**king mentalist. Good job I'm not emotionally attached to this stupid bit of gash an can keep her wooly hat that I stole from her.

Mat 1 - Stupid Gash 0

you are not (Y)

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Girl's, f**k me off.

I'm down and angry without them, then when one comes along i'm the f**king same.

WISH THEY'D f**kING SORT THEMSELVES OUT.

Mother f**kers.

Can't be arsed to explain, but christ, f**king way to put a downer on an amazing evening of getting my car back. Argh. Will just keep thinking about car, will cheer me up. :D

I'm turning to bestiality.

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Girl's, f**k me off.

I'm down and angry without them, then when one comes along i'm the f**king same.

WISH THEY'D f**kING SORT THEMSELVES OUT.

Mother f**kers.

Can't be arsed to explain, but christ, f**king way to put a downer on an amazing evening of getting my car back. Argh. Will just keep thinking about car, will cheer me up. :D

I'm turning to bestiality.

count to ten slow

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Girl's, f**k me off.

I'm down and angry without them, then when one comes along i'm the f**king same.

WISH THEY'D f**kING SORT THEMSELVES OUT.

Mother f**kers.

Can't be arsed to explain, but christ, f**king way to put a downer on an amazing evening of getting my car back. Argh. Will just keep thinking about car, will cheer me up. :D

I'm turning to bestiality.

I've heard Poodles are good

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X misis, is asking for unconditional "intamacy"

Not sure i should if she still like loves me an shit though...

Hell what am i talking about lol

'Unconditional intamacy' as you put it is ok so long as you both know where you stand. If it's just sex for sex sake, and you both know that then it's all good.

But if theres left over feelings from a relationship, or there's still 'love in ther air', stay well away becuase it'll just make things a lot worse.

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what some people dont understand is that a girl can quite happily be mates with a lad for what ever reason, usually though i reckon to use them them for something or over and being in bed with them might not mean anything.

whereas with lads a lot of them will pretty much shag anything and quite happily think if there in the same bed or room as a girl then there guaranteed a shag.

maybe im a big pessimist but just play it cool if you can and dont ask too desperate, also if your wanting to get with more women i imagine by using your real name instead of fat pants may be an idea on msn or what have we.

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another one u fagged out on cos u didnt make a move when u "slept" together

or is this another one.

Same girl, but as i've said many a time (i think) she liked me, but not enough in her books to warrant a relationship.

Tell her...end of the day, the worst that can happen is she say no and never talks to you again....but at least you can say you tried.

I've tried many a time, she's wasn't having it, got told no multiple times and then the final one was like a month ago when she properly gave it to me straight, so yeah...

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To be honest, she knows you like her a lot, you've asked her out a few times and she said no...and now shes telling you that on Friday she'll be in a relationship (assuming its not you)...seems like a bit of a bitch telling you that knowing full well that you like her....

f**k her off.

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To be honest, she knows you like her a lot, you've asked her out a few times and she said no...and now shes telling you that on Friday she'll be in a relationship (assuming its not you)...seems like a bit of a bitch telling you that knowing full well that you like her....

f**k her off.

Oh, just seen that side of it.

Well basically, she was in love with her ex and after like 4 months he said 'sorry, i just don't see it being like it was' (or some shit) so she was PROPERLY wrecked over that, then her best childhood friend died (the guy i knew, who got stabbed) and generally she's had a lot of shit, so i'm kinda happy for her. But the reason she said that: I asked her if she was gonna come round next saturday (she's slept round here twice recently, and they've both been really good nights just cuddling n stuff, but she said 'i can't do that anymore' so i question it then she tells me that.

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