Teenage Angst Communal Agony Aunt Thread

[omgnoseat]

I was quite horny in school yesterday..sucks so bad

But Just won't have a wank at public places, thats just where the line is set for me

[JonMack]

I've been SO horny of late, which is hy it's so annoying that girl hasnt been in touch. maybe ifI leave it a few days though i'll have more of a load to dump in her.

And you can dump it super fast.

[Token]

I was quite horny in school yesterday..sucks so bad

But Just won't have a wank at public places, thats just where the line is set for me

Naaa furiously masturbating over people walking past you is where it's at. It's a sign of respect if you manage to spuff on their leg.

[omgnoseat]

Naaa furiously masturbating over people walking past you is where it's at. It's a sign of respect if you manage to spuff on their leg.

Hmm should have writte that down differently

but you know what I mean with public places...

But you did make a good joke out of my mistake

[Token]

Hmm should have writte that down differently

but you know what I mean with public places...

But you did make a good joke out of my mistake

ow dankje, alles goed met jou? Ik ben en paarden neuker.

Hows my dutch? Holland is a wicked place.

[omgnoseat]

ow dankje, alles goed met jou? Ik ben en paarden neuker.

Hows my dutch? Holland is a wicked place.

hey we have something in common!

but it should be `een`

maar voor de rest is het goed hoor

[Clownbike]

hey we have something in common!

but it should be `een`

maar voor de rest is het goed hoor

Meteor, i hope it all turns out for the best and if you do go to the party be yourself.

Also, post your problems on here if it helps

Take care

Neil

[basher]

reply to metor guy.

Like said just keep meeting up with her and doing stuff and showing what kind of guy you are and how great you are. You said your shy, so try doing stuff when you meet up, what i means is dont turn up and then just go out walking about talking because that will be hard as your shy. When you meet do things like go cinema, bowling ect where your doing things and having fun and conversation will be easier for you. Eventually you will feel really good around each other and fine and not so shy and she will feel same. If she likes you the same as you like her like she said then eventually something will happen. All i can say is dont rush things and try not to come onto strong, like dont keep bringing it up on msn how you feel as it could be freaking her out her abit and making her abit tentative. Also it seems strange that she says she likes you but doesnt want more i think it could be more that shes scared of going into a relationship especially if she hasnt had many boyfriends and with someone shes has only known over msn. You cant expect her to just say yeah lets give it ago and then start meeting up. People are different over msn and it gives them confidence and with her being shy then it would be hard for her to just start meeting up like that and ivin it ago.

So just start meeting up as often as you can and get comfortable around her so you can talk to each other easily and lay off the talk about how you feel for abit and when you feel alot more comfortable and not so shy then bring it up either on msn or face to face, but only face to face if you feel comfortable talking about things like that and more importantly her because she could feel she is in a awquard situation and not know what to say. If she says that she doesnt want anything you have met up loads and stuff dont push it and walk away from the idea because ive been there in that situation and no matter how much i tried i didnt get the girl because she didnt feel the same and you cant change that. It sounds like really deep down she really likes you but is alittle scared and to shy and that you have only been friends on msn, she wouldnt be bothered about your ex if she felt no feelings for you. And as she sed she has no trust for you now it seems like she must really like you then to feel hurt by a lad who your only friends with and has done nothing wrong but obviously shes just shy.

hope that helped

[omgnoseat]

reply to metor guy.

Like said just keep meeting up with her and doing stuff and showing what kind of guy you are and how great you are. You said your shy, so try doing stuff when you meet up, what i means is dont turn up and then just go out walking about talking because that will be hard as your shy. When you meet do things like go cinema, bowling ect where your doing things and having fun and conversation will be easier for you. Eventually you will feel really good around each other and fine and not so shy and she will feel same. If she likes you the same as you like her like she said then eventually something will happen. All i can say is dont rush things and try not to come onto strong, like dont keep bringing it up on msn how you feel as it could be freaking her out her abit and making her abit tentative. Also it seems strange that she says she likes you but doesnt want more i think it could be more that shes scared of going into a relationship especially if she hasnt had many boyfriends and with someone shes has only known over msn. You cant expect her to just say yeah lets give it ago and then start meeting up. People are different over msn and it gives them confidence and with her being shy then it would be hard for her to just start meeting up like that and ivin it ago.

So just start meeting up as often as you can and get comfortable around her so you can talk to each other easily and lay off the talk about how you feel for abit and when you feel alot more comfortable and not so shy then bring it up either on msn or face to face, but only face to face if you feel comfortable talking about things like that and more importantly her because she could feel she is in a awquard situation and not know what to say. If she says that she doesnt want anything you have met up loads and stuff dont push it and walk away from the idea because ive been there in that situation and no matter how much i tried i didnt get the girl because she didnt feel the same and you cant change that. It sounds like really deep down she really likes you but is alittle scared and to shy and that you have only been friends on msn, she wouldnt be bothered about your ex if she felt no feelings for you. And as she sed she has no trust for you now it seems like she must really like you then to feel hurt by a lad who your only friends with and has done nothing wrong but obviously shes just shy.

hope that helped

I appreciate your efforts, but it is too late now

She doesn't care a shit about me anymore, she sais that it's all gone, she doesn't even want to meet anymore

She went to this party and just made out with this random guy she didnt even know

Ofcourse I couldn't handle this and totally freaked out

I can't do shit anymore now because i'm just depressed whole day, I can't focus on anything anymore

Tonight was my first night with decent sleep since I was laying in bed with the laptop til 4:30 and just fell asleep

I still live on 1 or 2 slices of bread a day, I just can't get any more in there without feeling absolutely sick

This whole thing is f**king me up massively

Thanks for all the help though... I appreciate it that people are trying to help me, even though I am a complete stanger to most of you people

Edited November 18, 2007 by Meteor~

[hI-OOPS-CAPS]

I've been so f**king horney today, Oh my God!!! I've just wanted to f**k everything in sight. At work I had 4 wanks on a 6 hours shift hoping I couldn't think of something else other than skull f**king the next old bint that came into the bingo hall.

I seriously don't know what got into me.. It's not as if I'm going without.

hahahaha, lay off the oysters

[basher]

I appreciate your efforts, but it is too late now

She doesn't care a shit about me anymore, she sais that it's all gone, she doesn't even want to meet anymore

She went to this party and just made out with this random guy she didnt even know

Ofcourse I couldn't handle this and totally freaked out

I can't do shit anymore now because i'm just depressed whole day, I can't focus on anything anymore

Tonight was my first night with decent sleep since I was laying in bed with the laptop til 4:30 and just fell asleep

I still live on 1 or 2 slices of bread a day, I just can't get any more in there without feeling absolutely sick

This whole thing is f**king me up massively

Thanks for all the help though... I appreciate it that people are trying to help me, even though I am a complete stanger to most of you people

arrrh shit thats sad to hear. You really shouldnt let it get to you though as much as it is, ino thats easy for me to say but in a couple of months she won't even be on your mind. Ive seen my mate be in tears saying she loves her ex and even refused to go to a gcse exam because of another ex who when she looks back on now thinks it was so silly. how ever much you think you love and like someone theres always someone whos more perfect and someone you love more. It just takes time to move on and the sooner you relise how silly you are being and just get yourself together the better you will feel and be. You cant let a women ruin your life as it seems it is now.

May be best think to help you move on would be to go out on pull and get drunk and find someone and get with them. If its really messed with your head as badly as it seems may be you should see someone, seriously may be if your at college go and talk to someone. Confide in a best friend face to face and just get things out in the open so there not just stiring in your head. May be go out on piss and just go and start talking to girls and stuff and that will take your mind off it and also you may find someone better than her that night.

I really cant think of anything else to say but you cant live on 2 slices of bread i aint good for you and its obviously affecting your life so if need be really see someone or just go out with mates and have a good time and do stuff and eventually your mind will start to come round and youll think about things less.

hope things are good for you soon you seem a nice lad dont let it get to you for much longer youll regret it as its affecting yourlife if your depressed.

[omgnoseat]

arrrh shit thats sad to hear. You really shouldnt let it get to you though as much as it is, ino thats easy for me to say but in a couple of months she won't even be on your mind. Ive seen my mate be in tears saying she loves her ex and even refused to go to a gcse exam because of another ex who when she looks back on now thinks it was so silly. how ever much you think you love and like someone theres always someone whos more perfect and someone you love more. It just takes time to move on and the sooner you relise how silly you are being and just get yourself together the better you will feel and be. You cant let a women ruin your life as it seems it is now.

May be best think to help you move on would be to go out on pull and get drunk and find someone and get with them. If its really messed with your head as badly as it seems may be you should see someone, seriously may be if your at college go and talk to someone. Confide in a best friend face to face and just get things out in the open so there not just stiring in your head. May be go out on piss and just go and start talking to girls and stuff and that will take your mind off it and also you may find someone better than her that night.

I really cant think of anything else to say but you cant live on 2 slices of bread i aint good for you and its obviously affecting your life so if need be really see someone or just go out with mates and have a good time and do stuff and eventually your mind will start to come round and youll think about things less.

hope things are good for you soon you seem a nice lad dont let it get to you for much longer youll regret it as its affecting yourlife if your depressed.

Thanks alot, nice to see that people try to help me out

I'm too busy with schoolwork atm to see any friends, they are too busy too anyway

But I've had a talk with some people on msn and made a few calls, it does soften things a bit.

I love it how I can just talk about this on trials forum without feeling ashamed or anything

I've been pming with someone else it was great that people here want to help eachother

Cheers for all of that

[Alan]

Dont it always seem to go, That you dont know what youve got, Till its gone.

Too true.

[omgnoseat]

Just wanted to note that I will be seeing the girl tomorrow

I know that she will never change back, but I want to give it one last go

@Alan, I know exactly what you mean

[Token]

I've been shagging my mates' ex ex the past few days, but he split up with her months ago. (that make sense?) Anyway, he dumped her and really lost interest in her way back, we spoke alot about how much he was fed up with her an was trying to think of ways of dumping her. He's been at Uni for the past few months and just got back last night, even though I've only had sex with her like twice I really think he needs to know. I feel bang out of order otherwise, he's had another long term girlfriend since being at Uni an dumped her a few days ago, again he lost interest in that one. So I'm pretty shitting myself, but whatever he decides I'll appreciate, and if he smacks me then I guess I deserve. The only problem though, how the bloody hell am I gona approach a subject like that? Over coffee, 'yeah look mate, I've been shaggin girl1, do you mind?'

Edited December 16, 2007 by Scopse

[Fishy]

Just be like,

'So how's Uni been mate?'

'Ah good, yer been good around here, shagged this bird not long ago'

'Yeah think you know her, her names ... ...'

'Oh shit, thought I knew her from somewhere... my bad'

'Yeah, she's a right horny bitch isn't she'

'Init, she ruined me'

'Haha, you what?'

'No way same here!'

'I never asked her, but I'm sure she would'

'Nah, just casual'

'Yeah, you can have my ex if you want'

'Nah, not her, the fat one'

'Deal'

[Token]

Schweet mate, that's that sorted.

[Simpson]

Or

"Man... you know that blonde bitch you were with before"

"yea......"

"yea ive kinda been seeing her"

"Does she do that thing with her tounge"

"f**k yea"

Hahaha urm.... depends on the person! if it was me then I'd be cool with it as i dont really do clingy, but if they are like that just keep it hush hush if you arn't even official

[Token]

Yeah but he is a mate, so It's only right that he knows. Even if he doesn't give a shit. I'm just gona plan it as I drink the coffee. Best way.

[nc7r]

WE HAVE A SITUATION!

The story goes:

Gone to some meal with my parents which was something to do with work and stuff. Met my mum's* work colleague and her husband, and gorgeous daughter.

Got on with her daughter who lives in Wakie, who is absolutely stunning. Drop dead gorgeous, single and pretty in to me from what I gathered. Thing is, I know her name and could probs find her last name out if I asked, but she's only 16 and I doubt it she has facebook. Searching on myspace is going to be pretty hard isn't it?

I don't want to get my mum to ask her mum for her number 'cos thats just sad but I really want to get to know her, even if its just for a bit of texting and stuff, I'm not that fussed. We really got on so.... ideas?

Edited December 16, 2007 by nc7r

[TheCircus]

STALK HER.

[Wrayvon]

Do you not know your work collegue's surname? Or am i getting the wrong end of the stick....

[Fixed Pants™]

Think Mr. Carter, that means you could be going out with someone my age.

She is legal though, so i can't give you much stick. (You are like 20 right?)

I dunno what you should do really, i probably don't have sufficient permissions to say either.

Edited December 16, 2007 by Fat Pants

[Fish-Finger-er]

WE HAVE A SITUATION!

The story goes:

Gone to some meal with my parents which was something to do with work and stuff. Met work a colleague and her husband, and gorgeous daughter.

Got on with her daughter who lives in Wakie, who is absolutely stunning. Drop dead gorgeous, single and pretty in to me from what I gathered. Thing is, I know her name and could probs find her last name out if I asked, but she's only 16 and I doubt it she has facebook. Searching on myspace is going to be pretty hard isn't it?

I don't want to get my mum to ask her mum for her number 'cos thats just sad but I really want to get to know her, even if its just for a bit of texting and stuff, I'm not that fussed. We really got on so.... ideas?

you can search by name on myspace.so get her last name, and type it in with uk only, probably only hit up a few results,

[JonMack]

Hey, the girl I'm seeing is 4.5 years younger than me... and I'm 21 in August. But I like a couple of other girls too, one's 18 but shes from Exeter, gutting. Going to see her when I'm back in Weston for summer though, if I get a chance to see her sooner I might, she really needs some support at the mo.