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It was an amicable split, due to the fact we want different things from life, we had both changed substantially since we got together and had generally not been happy round each other for a while. So we took the decision to knock it on the head. It wasn't an easy decision. Even though it was an amicable split, it still sucks :(. I'm sure shit will get better in the long run, but i need to get out of here before i can really start to move on with sorting my shit out.

Ben

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Yeah splits aren't great, whether it's your choice, her choice or mutual. Always takes a while to get yourself sorted out when you've been in a routine for so long.

Smashing up fine young specimens will always help to speed up the process though - on that note, please abide by forum rules and post a pic.

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Chilling in bed this evening with the missus just watching some gritty crime drama. My mother wanders in for a chitchat. No problems. The missus though decides her hands are going wandering under the duvet. How would you react?

From what I can remember of your mother from that time I came to her house, I'd get her involved personally.

EDIT: Ben, pics. Dick.

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My missus has gone travelling for 4 months with a friend of hers, month in Malaysia, travelling up to Thailand and then two months in Australia.

She flew last week, got there and found out that the "international" sim she had bought meant she couldn't actually call out, only into international countries. Well obviously...

She got a bus 6 hours south to the hotel they had booked for their first three nights, got there and they said they had cancelled their booking and that they were fully booked and literally closed the door on them. Two girls, 10 at night, backpacks on, not a clue where they were and no phones. f**king great.

Called her friend in Thailand who has lived there for a year, found out where they were then an international rescue mission took place her friend got them a space in her very very distant friends boyfriends parents floor for two night.s.

Then they got a bus, walked and tram to Kuala Lumpur and they stayed at a friends house for another night.

Now they've got to their hostel and they've been told that the showers are broken and the Wifi has broken. They're meant to be staying there for two weeks until they travel up to Thailand.

Positives are they haven't been killed and raped yet. But otherwise, how the f**k is this a holiday rather than an international ruckus tour of the world/incredibly unrewarding hard time?

Surely she is just going to come back with a falsely inflated value of her own purpose (just like graduates) because "yah when I went travelling' and no real actual experience in the real world. Unless eating tinned spam and rice crackers then showering in your own boiled piss and a bottle of Carex is classed as world experience?

I guess I've just got a rant on because I miss her a bit. And I know this constant string of dramas and piss poor preparation wouldn't have happened if she had of been less stubborn and let me go too.

She was supposed to be going with a friend that I f**kig hate (because she's a filthy slag with loads of money and posh parents, we all know the self righteous fanny) but she dropped out for a fairly standard posh girl excuse (Bohemia tie die festival in Cornwall that she just "had" to attend or some shit) so I said "I'll go with you, f**k it let's go see the world."

"No, it won't be the same. I won't get to see people and meet people, and if I go with another girl we will be more approachable and if I went with you we would always be the couple."

"So you want to go and f**k people is what you're basically saying?"

"No, not at all."

"Well it sounds like that."

Well it doesn't, because I'm not interested in f**king other people. And this is why I'm not taking you."

"Because I'll get in the way of you taking it up the shitter from a some stranger on a beach in Australia?"

"Yes that's exactly why. Twat."

Is how the conversation went in short.

Rar.

Hang on.

I'm ranting because she just Facetimed me for the first time since she left and told me all of the top section of this rant.

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