JD™ Posted March 24, 2014 Report Share Posted March 24, 2014 Babelfish translates to the same as Bing, just for your interest... Either way, you're in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew62 Posted March 24, 2014 Report Share Posted March 24, 2014 Well 'Cazzo' is dick, so she's just saying she's really missed it….. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HippY Posted March 24, 2014 Report Share Posted March 24, 2014 On 3/24/2014 at 11:23 AM, Luke Dunstan said: Now, that translates on Google translate to something different than Bing. The last thing I would trust is bing. And Microsoft Network resolution Centre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew62 Posted March 24, 2014 Report Share Posted March 24, 2014 (edited) At the same time it's plural, so she's not saying she's missing cock in general, but in multiple. Edited March 24, 2014 by Matthew62 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Dunstan Posted March 24, 2014 Report Share Posted March 24, 2014 On 3/24/2014 at 11:25 AM, JD™ said: Babelfish translates to the same as Bing, just for your interest... Either way, you're in. On 3/24/2014 at 11:25 AM, Matthew62 said: Well 'Cazzo' is dick, so she's just saying she's really missed it….. You're both on my Christmas card list, just so you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew62 Posted March 24, 2014 Report Share Posted March 24, 2014 (edited) Just to be sure….she wasn't asking a question was she? As Italians are vague at the best of times and their language can be interpreted in so many ways, heck they don't even know how to use it properly (ever asked an Italian for a translation….they'll always say "umm, well it could be that you're saying, but then if it's in the context of, ah yes, but it's masculine but ends in an E so…..) my reason is for asking is 'Quanto' can also be used to ask "how long", and as we've learned "Cazzo" means dick…. But the mi mandate: I miss (one of) you = Mi manchi.I miss (more than one of) you = Mi mancate. Edited March 24, 2014 by Matthew62 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Dunstan Posted March 24, 2014 Report Share Posted March 24, 2014 On 3/24/2014 at 11:28 AM, Matthew62 said: At the same time it's plural, so she's not saying she's missing cock in general, but in multiple. No chance she's saying she misses the dicks, as in maybe her friends? On 3/24/2014 at 11:35 AM, Matthew62 said: Just to be sure….she wasn't asking a question was she? As Italians are vague at the best of times and their language can be interpreted in so many ways, heck they don't even know how to use it properly (ever asked an Italian for a translation….they'll always say "umm, well it could be that you're saying, but then if it's in the context of, ah yes, but it's masculine but ends in an E so…..) my reason is for asking is 'Quanto' can also be used to ask "how long", and as we've learned "Cazzo" means dick…. But the mi mandate: I miss (one of) you = Mi manchi.I miss (more than one of) you = Mi mancate. I miss = Mi manchi I'm missing = Mi mancate Possibly??? Thanks in helping a fella out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew62 Posted March 24, 2014 Report Share Posted March 24, 2014 Yeah the Mi mandate kinda rules out the 'how long is your knob', in favour of the alternative that's she been missing dick. I take it you've not met her before? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Dunstan Posted March 24, 2014 Report Share Posted March 24, 2014 On 3/24/2014 at 11:52 AM, Matthew62 said: Yeah the Mi mandate kinda rules out the 'how long is your knob', in favour of the alternative that's she been missing dick. I take it you've not met her before? Seeing her on Saturday. I'm looking forward to it a little more now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted March 24, 2014 Report Share Posted March 24, 2014 On 3/24/2014 at 11:27 AM, UKHippY said: The last thing I would trust is bing. And Microsoft Network resolution Centre What's up with me like? I'm a pretty sound bloke if I do say so myself 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Swales Posted March 24, 2014 Report Share Posted March 24, 2014 (edited) On 3/24/2014 at 11:23 AM, Luke Dunstan said: I'm chatting to this Italian bird and she sent me a message in Italian which was meant for someone else. "Quanto mi mancate cazzo :(" Now, that translates on Google translate to something different than Bing. Are there any Italians or people who speak fluent Italian which could clear that up for me. On 3/24/2014 at 11:25 AM, JD™ said: Babelfish translates to the same as Bing, just for your interest... Either way, you're in. On 3/24/2014 at 11:25 AM, Matthew62 said: Well 'Cazzo' is dick, so she's just saying she's really missed it….. On 3/24/2014 at 11:35 AM, Matthew62 said: Just to be sure….she wasn't asking a question was she? As Italians are vague at the best of times and their language can be interpreted in so many ways, heck they don't even know how to use it properly (ever asked an Italian for a translation….they'll always say "umm, well it could be that you're saying, but then if it's in the context of, ah yes, but it's masculine but ends in an E so…..) my reason is for asking is 'Quanto' can also be used to ask "how long", and as we've learned "Cazzo" means dick…. But the mi mandate:I miss (one of) you = Mi manchi.I miss (more than one of) you = Mi mancate. On 3/24/2014 at 11:36 AM, Luke Dunstan said: No chance she's saying she misses the dicks, as in maybe her friends? I miss = Mi manchi I'm missing = Mi mancate Possibly??? Thanks in helping a fella out. Although Cazzo does mean dick, it's also used in the same way that we use 'fuck' as a general expletive (e.g. che cazzo fai? = what the f**k are you doing?). If she genuinely meant to send that message to someone else, there's a possibility she's just saying "fuck, I miss you guys" (take out the cazzo and run it through Google translate and it just gives "How much I miss you"; just to put another spin on it and potentially save you from going in with your love gun blazing when that's not what she meant. I'd say play it by ear, rather than assuming she's a cazzo-starved Signorina who's DTF. She might well be, but if she's not, it'll save you looking like a cazzo. Edited March 24, 2014 by Ben Swales 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew62 Posted March 24, 2014 Report Share Posted March 24, 2014 On 3/24/2014 at 2:06 PM, Ben Swales said: Although Cazzo does mean dick, it's also used in the same way that we use 'fuck' as a general expletive (e.g. che cazzo fai? = what the f**k are you doing?). If she genuinely meant to send that message to someone else, there's a possibility she's just saying "fuck, I miss you guys" (take out the cazzo and run it through Google translate and it just gives "How much I miss you"; just to put another spin on it and potentially save you from going in with your love gun blazing when that's not what she meant. I'd say play it by ear, rather than assuming she's a cazzo-starved Signorina who's DTF. She might well be, but if she's not, it'll save you looking like a cazzo. That's a good point! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Dunstan Posted March 24, 2014 Report Share Posted March 24, 2014 So flicking a durex in her direction over a first drink is probably not recommended? Gotcha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Swales Posted March 24, 2014 Report Share Posted March 24, 2014 *Probably* not, but then, it might be a good move. 50/50 odds I'd say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Cox Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 Give it a shot and see what happens/report back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 Well tinder date went better than expected! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HippY Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 On 3/25/2014 at 4:58 PM, dann2707 said: Well tinder date went better than expected! ehhem.... that is really describing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trialsiain Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 Yea, we want the details Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*gentlydoesit Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 Jees... you put an exclamation mark, you can't leave it there. you slapper (in advance) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 (edited) Went to pizza express for food, went back to hers to watch a film, then did super freaky sexy things all night and today haha. Only just got in! I love Tinder Woke up to 18 missed calls from my uni friends as they knew I was going on this night and thought she'd kidnapped me haha Edited March 25, 2014 by dann2707 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HippY Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 Pizza+sex? Sounds like a 10/10 night 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 (edited) Pizza was average Rang my uni mates on the way home and they recorded the phone call so they've got all the details!! Sent me the video and i'm not going to lie it's f**king hilarious. Edited March 25, 2014 by dann2707 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 Post the video Dan. Go on, you know you want to. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 It amuses me to go back around 10 pages (depending on your posts-per-page shit obviously) and see the drama you (Dan) were having and stressing about The Break and all that jazz, and what's going on now. Like a neat little summary that there's no point stressing about stuff 'cos life will move on and shit will be cool 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 On 3/25/2014 at 6:28 PM, Muel said: Post the video Dan. Go on, you know you want to. It's pretty graphic haha! Will post the least non graphical one if I can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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