Pashley26 Posted January 16, 2012 Report Share Posted January 16, 2012 I have a feeling I should start posting in here so you can all humor my comedy lifestyle. Hi my name is Andy and I have a problem with women. I love the way that you posted this, and people assumed that you can't get a woman because you have a spotty penis, o r you turn to jelly around women. No boys and girls, Andy's problem is that if he doesn't shag 7 new birds 7 times a week he feels he has failed in life and has to get drunk and bake cakes. You may think I'm joking, but I've honestly never been more serious in my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaybs41282 Posted January 16, 2012 Report Share Posted January 16, 2012 I love the way that you posted this, and people assumed that you can't get a woman because you have a spotty penis, o r you turn to jelly around women. No boys and girls, Andy's problem is that if he doesn't shag 7 new birds 7 times a week he feels he has failed in life and has to get drunk and bake cakes. You may think I'm joking, but I've honestly never been more serious in my life. Sounds stressful! What's the magic number so far then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdoku Posted January 22, 2012 Report Share Posted January 22, 2012 Stupid girlfriend wants to see band with ex, not going to see band with ex, am going to see band with ex, might be going to see band with ex. Making your f**king mind up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted January 22, 2012 Report Share Posted January 22, 2012 I call you high maintenance thus we have a 3 day argument. /point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted January 22, 2012 Report Share Posted January 22, 2012 (edited) If you've got a problem with it, tell her. She can easily ignore you and go anyway. EDIT: To sav. Edited January 24, 2012 by Muel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 Soooooooooo not over this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 (edited) Advice would be sweeeeeet - Been texting a girl quite a bit and both intend to meet (with our friends) up on Tuesday on a night out round Leeds . Any advice, tips, hints or anything? I like her alot. we'll both probs be quite drunk as expected so that should knock the awkwardness off a bit. I haven't seen her in like a year and a half! edit: not actually sure what im asking advice for haha what would people do? Edited February 2, 2012 by dann2707 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 Don't get too drunk and don't just drop everything to see/spend time with her. You're having a good night out with friends, so if her group want to join you guy ('cause you're having so much fun, obviously...) then you guess that's cool. She/they join the group, not replace it. Other than that just keep it chill. It's a contrast thing so if you do what everyone else there is doing you'll blend in to the crowd. Keep it fun, don't give her any more attention than any of the lads you're out with and just enjoy yourselves If all else fails; 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 Sweet cheers, and what you describe sounds like the night with Liv where I kind of dropped everything to be with her, and it didn't work out well.. The one where you guys were calling me clingy, fuckers! Ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted February 7, 2012 Report Share Posted February 7, 2012 Oh well she isnt coming out now as all her friends are staying in so we dont know how this would have turned out... sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted February 7, 2012 Report Share Posted February 7, 2012 No it doesn't, you still get an excellent night out in good company. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 Yup im really good and it was such a good night. Space in Leeds is a great night out. Loving going out with college mates. Was talking to Katie and told her I wasnt relying on her coming out be rate though !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyseemonkeydo Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 If all else fails; Get funky with a midget in a field? Not sure that's the best advice but ok... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 Last I heard Dann was the midget and needed to get lucky. Seems pretty good advice to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 (edited) Not really girl trouble, but I think she may be mad. Today the ladyfriend sent me a text message saying, "Don't make any plans on Tuesday, got a surprise in store for you, don't worry it won't cost you a penny. " My reply was, "Aww that's so sweet. What plans? Are we going climbing? I like climbing". This went on for a while, reading it back I made very clear that I had no idea that it's valentine's day on tuesday. But no, she replied with, "It's a surprise silly, dw just don't make any plans". Oh, and in every text I made it very clear that I wanted to go climbing, so maybe she thinks I was planning on taking her climbing for valentine's? I dunno. I know I should be in trouble but I'm not, how does that work? Edited February 8, 2012 by Muel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 Brown wings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 She's definitely bringing her sister to the bedroom. If not, then it's her Mum or best friend. If it doesn't happen you should definitely demand to know why she changed her mind at the last minute. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish-Finger-er Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 i reckon shes gunna let you watch her piss on a stick, then watch your face when she gets 2 blue lines. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 All duely noted. Sounds like the best thing to do is ditch her now? Saved buying a card I guess, cheers guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 Always a pleasure! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish-Finger-er Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 All duely noted. Sounds like the best thing to do is ditch her now? Saved buying a card I guess, cheers guys. aye man, if she wants to give out a valentines blowie(every girl does), pm me her number, ill sort it out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greg1040 Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 Never normally post in here and my problems ain't as bad as some but what harm can it do. Misus has royally f**cked us off. Anyways I used to get weekly pay then out of the blue got told we were now on monthly due to merging with another company. Asked the misus if she could help out a bit this month so we can still go out and do things as she very rarly has to pay for things which doesn't bother me at all.. Got fed some crap about how she has more priorities to see to and doesn't have much herself which was fair enough so I thought well take it easy then and cancelled plans we had made to go out. She some how seems to have plenty of money to go running out on the lash and other things when her mates ask. Mentioned this to her and as usual I was everything under the sun and in the naughty books. Urgh women why do we ever bother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 Sounds like she's a sponge to be honest. I'd just say everything's split firmly down the middle now because you're sick of it. That's pretty much what me and my lady do, we don't keep track of it but if she eats a fair bit of food at mine one week, she'll buy our meal next time we're in the pub or if one of us gets the train tickets to somewhere, the other gets them on the way back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Quigley Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 Urgh women why do we ever bother. ...because sometimes they take their clothes off and we forget about the annoying traits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greg1040 Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 ...because sometimes they take their clothes off and we forget about the annoying traits. Haha this is soo true. That's what I tried to put across to her that for just once since we've been going out I ask for a wee bit of help and her to pay her ways for this month but she was having none of it and says why should she stay in and tried to say I was telling her all her money should be spent on me which was not the case. Think she tends to forget bout all the weekends and shit away I take her but none of that seems to matter. If things were split down the middle to be honest we would hardly get out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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