Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted January 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Because they are made out of a rib. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hannah Shucksmith Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 hannah, your a girl. why are you all so confusing? We're all narcissistic, want everything our way, if we're totally into you we're also probably totally into someone else, most of us (well, all of us) are egotists and we often get pleasure from toying with your heads. Hard to get is a fun game, chances are you get jealous alot easier than we let on, and yes, we know that, and yes, we use that to our advantage. Sometimes, we're actually the only ones interested in sex and couldn't give two shits about just how many hearts we're breaking. We're all dicks really, couldn't give a shit about anyone but ourselves. About as far as it goes to be honest, we all talk about being 'deep hearted' but we're just as shallow as we claim to hate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 (edited) Sounds like the most straightforward answer is rohypnol. Edited January 14, 2010 by Revolver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 I'd say falcon punch, personally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearded Midget Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 We're all narcissistic, want everything our way, if we're totally into you we're also probably totally into someone else, most of us (well, all of us) are egotists and we often get pleasure from toying with your heads. Hard to get is a fun game, chances are you get jealous alot easier than we let on, and yes, we know that, and yes, we use that to our advantage. Sometimes, we're actually the only ones interested in sex and couldn't give two shits about just how many hearts we're breaking. We're all dicks really, couldn't give a shit about anyone but ourselves. About as far as it goes to be honest, we all talk about being 'deep hearted' but we're just as shallow as we claim to hate. i like men now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 I'd say falcon punch, personally. Rohypnol is for sex, falcon punch is the contraception. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam-Griffin Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Ok i need a really quick lesson on how to repel girls, i normally seem to do ok but I'm struggling with this one. After reading through some of the epic failures in here it seemed like a good place to ask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmowerman Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Do a fatpants on her. It'll push her away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearded Midget Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Ok i need a really quick lesson on how to repel girls, i normally seem to do ok but I'm struggling with this one. After reading through some of the epic failures in here it seemed like a good place to ask just be nice to them and they seem to f**k off soon enough mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam-Griffin Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 just be nice to them and they seem to f**k off soon enough mate Won't work Tried it. I've tried f**king everything, telling her how amazing i think her mates are, talking about cars, telling her that she belongs in the kitchen etc. You name it and i've f**king tried it. I tried to be nice about it at first but it's getting beyond a f**king joke now, i'm being stalked :'( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Just straight tell her she's a smelly pirate hooker and should f**k off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmowerman Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Invite her round while your mates are there and leave condoms and lube on the bed. She'll either think you want a threesome or you've been having man love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam-Griffin Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 (edited) Just straight tell her she's a smelly pirate hooker and should f**k off? She'd just laugh, and think i'm joking. I told her the other day i thought she was rough as f**k, needed to sort her f**king life out and lose a few stone lbs and all i got back was 'Cheerz bbz, u ent 2 bd you self x' I've blocked her from msn and what not but i still get random as f**k phone calls and knocks at my door at weird times She'd be more than up for the threesome, i'm pretty sure she'd be open to a f**kin 100000sum actually. she tells me weird as f**k stuff about her fantasies aswell The gay thing however, may work! Shes pretty narrow minded when it comes to things like that. Edited January 15, 2010 by Adam-Griffin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannah Shucksmith Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 (edited) Do a fatpants on her. It'll push her away Become a late developing teen with a porno 'tache, an extemely bad taste in hillbilly shirts, the belief that you could get a girl pregnant by fingering her whilst also getting yourself a well known rep' for being the big asssss raver in town on a friday night when you're getting pissed on Wine Gums and Lemonade in Liquid and you're pretty much set to go. Also, Griffbum, are we talking Miss. Cleaver...? Edited January 15, 2010 by Hannah Shucksmith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Hannah Shucksmith; life without breathing since '10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam-Griffin Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 (edited) Become a late developing teen with a porno 'tache, an extemely bad taste in hillbilly shirts, the belief that you could get a girl pregnant by fingering her whilst also getting yourself a well known rep' for being the big asssss raver in town on a friday night when you're getting pissed on Wine Gums and Lemonade in Liquid and you're pretty much set to go. Lets be fair though, fat pants has met his soul mate and is going to be happy until the day that he dies now so thats not very fair is it Hannah, you're just being mean! Not talking miss cleaver this time, however it'd be convenient to get rid of her too! Edited January 15, 2010 by Adam-Griffin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmowerman Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 I wish I had loads of girls after me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannah Shucksmith Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 I wish I had loads of girls after me We relate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmowerman Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Oooooo lesley! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Ok i need a really quick lesson on how to repel girls, i normally seem to do ok but I'm struggling with this one. After reading through some of the epic failures in here it seemed like a good place to ask I have had this problem, I went cold shoulder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam-Griffin Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Not these kind of girls, they frighten me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdoku Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Not these kind of girls, they frighten me Do a fatpants a hit em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannah Shucksmith Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Do a fatpants a hit em. Fatty's to wuss for women, he's a wall man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam-Griffin Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Fatty's to wuss for women, he's a wall man. He battered his bitch too! I'm not sure how true it is but i heard shes missing 3 teeth and has never made eye contact with another man since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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