Joe Papasnap Maher Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 I never get bored of FP's GTT contributions LOL, Ditto.Probably the only reason why i even bother to check this forum anymore lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Towler Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 I can’t wait until it turns into the ultimate EPIC FAIL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Fatty your a f**k up and always have been, you have all this rage at her, you don't trust her for shit (for good reason) and you try to spend all your time with her to dispell your insecuritys about how rubbish you think you are and how much other people could offer her, you think you can dominate her (maybe because she's younger) but by telling her what to do (drugs etc.), seeing her all the time so you keep control, not letting her get the last punch - and more so getting wound up to f**k when you realised that she had her own mind and would fight you....And if youv'e come off with claret on you then it certainly isn't a "play fight" its a fight...You you saying your going to kill her if she leaves you? Your a f**king wierd psyco and if anyone said that to me I would be long gone... you sound like you might have something good, but why shes with you only a skilled psyciatrist could tell you, because it ain't for you charm and stunning looks, your a f**king reject... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Fatty your a f**k up and always have been, you have all this rage at her, you don't trust her for shit (for good reason) and you try to spend all your time with her to dispell your insecuritys about how rubbish you think you are and how much other people could offer her, you think you can dominate her (maybe because she's younger) but by telling her what to do (drugs etc.), seeing her all the time so you keep control, not letting her get the last punch - and more so getting wound up to f**k when you realised that she had her own mind and would fight you....And if youv'e come off with claret on you then it certainly isn't a "play fight" its a fight...You you saying your going to kill her if she leaves you? Your a f**king wierd psyco and if anyone said that to me I would be long gone... you sound like you might have something good, but why shes with you only a skilled psyciatrist could tell you, because it ain't for you charm and stunning looks, your a f**king reject...Post of the year? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 My wife gave me, what i'd call, a generous tap in the balls. Took me out for 30 seconds ish, i really don't think she fully estimated how much it actually hurts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Towler Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Did you threaten to end her life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Post of the year?+1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggy Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 (edited) Is it wrong I get pleasure out of hot chicks punching/kicking me in the balls? It's such a satisfying kind of pain. Or is that a little sadistic?Girl trouble anyway; I'm having sex with my ex, which is f**king awesome. Because I don't have to give 2 shits to stop and wonder if she's enjoying it, and it's totally over with us, sp totally no-strings. Sweeet.That's not really trouble thoughThis little Irish girl wont leave me the f**k alone, the worst thing is shes my best friends (feamel) really good friend, I wanna tell her to f**k off, but lightly in a way that it wont make it awkward for my best friend whos her really good friend. They live together in student halls you see and I go to see her a lot so I don't want to make it mega awkward? She's just totally obsessing over me, 15+texts a day, like 30 missed calls when she goes out and gets drunk and when I do answer it's all like "waaah wahhh waaahh, do you like me? I really like you." I may of led her on by having sex with her but this was the first time I met her and I was drunk, I like to think she took advantage Edited November 25, 2009 by froggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish-Finger-er Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 This little Irish girl wont leave me the f**k alone, the worst thing is shes my best friends (feamel) really good friend, I wanna tell her to f**k off, but lightly in a way that it wont make it awkward for my best friend whos her really good friend. They live together in student halls you see and I go to see her a lot so I don't want to make it mega awkward? She's just totally obsessing over me, 15+texts a day, like 30 missed calls when she goes out and gets drunk and when I do answer it's all like "waaah wahhh waaahh, do you like me? I really like you." I may of led her on by having sex with her but this was the first time I met her and I was drunk, I like to think she took advantage Pass her my way, If I cant charm her into bed, Ill use the lure of potatoes to get my wicked way. And simps, I totally agree with you, see most of the time, when I think that about fatty, I just keep it quiet, but some times I have to tell him how it is, Like you have done, its harsh as fook, but its the truth, and he needs to know it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam-Griffin Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Pass her my way, If I cant charm her into bed, Ill use the lure of potatoes to get my wicked way. And simps, I totally agree with you, see most of the time, when I think that about fatty, I just keep it quiet, but some times I have to tell him how it is, Like you have done, its harsh as fook, but its the truth, and he needs to know it.You don't need the potatoes man, They seem to be very similar to Essexs girls in that way. Just tell her some bullshit that you're soon to be king or something, they're so f**king thick it's untrue.And, the accent drives you mad after a while Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_soon_to_be Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 i keep thinking about asking "the question"..anyone want to come beat this out of me, no retaliation on my behalf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish-Finger-er Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 i keep thinking about asking "the question"..anyone want to come beat this out of me, no retaliation on my behalfNot really, its your decision, its a very brave one to make, and I've have a lot of respect for you if you went through with it. Would you not be pissed off if she said no though?hang on, you are thinking of asking for a 3 some right???Its your decision, I couldnt make it at your age, or my age, or even my age plus your age. I dont like being settled, but thats just me, Are you sure its what you actually want? and not(im sorry this may sound out of order, its not meant as that way) you goin "shit, im goin in the army,Well be apart for months, I couldnt bare to lose her, time to commit", or would you be thinking the same thing if you wer going to be living at home in civvy life?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_soon_to_be Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 i think a certain part of it is because of the Army, but, i have known her since birth and we're been amazing friends for 12 years, been out in total for just over 5 years..and i'm not bored of her yet keeps rattling round my head, but then i think "hang on, my posting prefernce will be germany", but i know in my heart (gay) that i wouldnt dream of leaving her, i could be all manly and say what happens on the piss stays on the piss but again thats not true, but we did talk about germany, shes knows my mates and what their like.deffo needs more thinking on this bad boy though, nothing wrong with a prelonged engagment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 So confused I've never felt this before and I don't like it Part of me wants to type it out and get it off my chest, the other part wants me to STFU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.Wood Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Type it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Quinn Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Following on from Fatty, is it wrong that one of my dreams in life is punching a small woman straight on in the face? I mean, punching a man is satisfactory, but never quite lives up to how you expect them to fall back unconscious. However, a petit little woman would fly like a rag doll, however you think about it that would definately be a satisfying experience. Or am I just wierd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun H Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Following on from Fatty, is it wrong that one of my dreams in life is punching a small woman straight on in the face? I mean, punching a man is satisfactory, but never quite lives up to how you expect them to fall back unconscious. However, a petit little woman would fly like a rag doll, however you think about it that would definately be a satisfying experience. Or am I just wierd Nah I've thought that before. A nice light woman that you could lift off the floor with an upper cut. Yes yes yes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.Wood Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 One of your dreams in life haha.Well who are we to judge anyways? If thats what you gotta do to live the dream, so be it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Quinn Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Sweet, when I go to court ima blame it on you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milford Cubicle Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Following on from Fatty, is it wrong that one of my dreams in life is punching a small woman straight on in the face? I mean, punching a man is satisfactory, but never quite lives up to how you expect them to fall back unconscious. However, a petit little woman would fly like a rag doll, however you think about it that would definately be a satisfying experience. Or am I just wierd That made me giggle billx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 (edited) I see her all the time because i love being with her, we were mates for about 2 months before we started going out, and before then i saw her loads too. Gonna put my hands up and say i do, once in a while feel like she could have someone better and it worries me because she makes me happy 97% of the time. Simpson, you were trying to sick burn me and because of the way people see me, it worked. But none of that's true. You were just being a cun.t.And Fatty your a f**k up and always have been, you have all this rage at her, you don't trust her for shit (for good reason) and you try to spend all your time with her to dispell your insecuritys about how rubbish you think you are and how much other people could offer her, you think you can dominate her (maybe because she's younger) but by telling her what to do (drugs etc.), seeing her all the time so you keep control, not letting her get the last punch - and more so getting wound up to f**k when you realised that she had her own mind and would fight you....I don't want to dominate her, i just don't like her doing drugs cos, for me, she isn't her when she does them, think, what she's seeing, what's going on in her head, she's not the same person. You you saying your going to kill her if she leaves you? Your a f**king wierd psyco and if anyone said that to me I would be long gone... you sound like you might have something good, but why shes with you only a skilled psyciatrist could tell you, because it ain't for you charm and stunning looks, your a f**king reject...For the love of f**king christ, i WOULDN'T KILL HER IF SHE LEFT ME, IT WAS A f**kING JOKE, how can so many people dwell on such a f**king thing? Sometimes people just click, we have that.90% of people who have replied about this 'issue' have been WAY over the top about it. I'm half tempted to sound like a cock and say you're all jealous because i have the love of a good girl. Simpson, i know you've slept with more girls than i know, but it still stands. It just sounds like no one wants me to score the nice girl, because i'm always the one people can pick on because i fail at everything apparently. Edited November 26, 2009 by Fixed Pants™ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Smith!! Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 Serious? You let her smack you in the balls?? I go livid if anyone ever does that, let alone my gf intentionally! Wierd. And Fatty your a f**k up and always have been, you have all this rage at her, you don't trust her for shit (for good reason) and you try to spend all your time with her to dispell your insecuritys about how rubbish you think you are and how much other people could offer her, you think you can dominate her (maybe because she's younger) but by telling her what to do (drugs etc.), seeing her all the time so you keep control, not letting her get the last punch - and more so getting wound up to f**k when you realised that she had her own mind and would fight you....And if youv'e come off with claret on you then it certainly isn't a "play fight" its a fight...You you saying your going to kill her if she leaves you? Your a f**king wierd psyco and if anyone said that to me I would be long gone... you sound like you might have something good, but why shes with you only a skilled psyciatrist could tell you, because it ain't for you charm and stunning looks, your a f**king reject...taaaaahahahhahaa, amazing.You don't need the potatoes man, They seem to be very similar to Essexs girls in that way. Just tell her some bullshit that you're soon to be king or something, they're so f**king thick it's untrue.And, the accent drives you mad after a while hahahahahathis thread is amazing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 because i fail at everything apparently.No, you just don't listen. Ever. I've given up even trying to help you with situations because you think you know best, when in reality, you don't. I'm sure a lot of people on here feel the same way too. People with a lot more experience than both me and you together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 It may not seem like it. but i do listen to a lot of stuff in here, i've learnt a lot from here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 It may not seem like it. but i do listen to a lot of stuff in here, i've learnt a lot from here...You've learnt a lot from doing the exact opposite to what we've advised and f**king up. For instance, if you had listen to me and kev, you could have EASILY railed Gemma or Hayley, but no, you didn't listen and you ended up blowing your load in Char. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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