Teenage Angst Communal Agony Aunt Thread

[Adam-Griffin]

I'll do it !!

[Mark W]

OBM Approved.

[Krisboats]

Ha ha, i'd always pictured ash as a half illiterate... it's so nice to be right.

I'd post it up as well... if you're not giving it to her then no problem right?

[JT!]

In need of PM.

[MadManMike]

So much peer pressure...

Post it boy!!

[Skoze]

Come on Ash, TF has spoken

[the_soon_to_be]

step up Ash..

[Ash-Kennard]

the only camera i have to get it to a comp is my phone soz

and this was at like 6am this morning when i was pissed off my tits, i can usually write neater hahaha

[JD™]

My eyes are actually dying.

I hope someone can type it out, because I can't read it

EDIT: Thanks for posting it though

Edited July 21, 2009 by JD™

[Adam-Griffin]

My eyes are actually dying.

I hope someone can type it out, because I can't read it

EDIT: Thanks for posting it though

Same boat, can't read a word of it Please type it up Ash

[Ash-Kennard]

no way that is alot of f**kin effort its like 2 pages of scrawled down hatred LOL

[Dan6061]

Do it.

[Revolver]

Do it.

[joshlyd1]

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Nike Just DO IT!!!

[Matthew_Gibson]

Do it.

[Ash-Kennard]

Samara,

[Shaun H]

Samara,

I got further than that!

I'm back but too tired to carry on, it actually hurts my eyes lol

[Krisboats]

Bored shitless, currently typing up. It's not that hard guys....

[Ash-Kennard]

Samara,

last night opened my eyes. i thought you were an interesting, gorgeous and intellegent girl. now i'm sure you know why i thought these traits of you. but if you don't then its because you are a manipulative seductive fanny.

Firstly you drag me to the other end of southampton for me to have to listen to you f**king a complete stranger to you. HE IS A MALE ESCORT, do you know how many diseases you could have gotten off him? But i bet he hit your spot so thats alright innit. I happen to know where your spot is and why i never found it. unfortunately it is so far up your arse it is in your mouth, however as you never give blowjobs you wouldnt know that.

i shall now write a list of things that i don't like about you. as you are so superficial i shall start with the physical.

1) your fanny stinks. i mean it really reeks, it smells like stagnant mud. on saturday i had 2 showers and could still smell you on my cock and hands. try vagasil

2) your fanny is hairy as f**k. its like you have just given up with it. the combination of the hair and the smell is horrific. like licking cotton wool whilst someone shovels shit up your nose.

3) you have a big fanny! but what do you expect 18 guys at 17...

4) where are your tits! they are virtually non existant, just nipples with a tiny bulge.

5) look at the size of your forehead! are you balding or something?

6) you do have truely lush legs, but no arse, what an i supposed to grab onto?

7) what is with your hair? looks like you just get out of bed and go. sort it out!

Anyways now lets talk about manipulation and seduction and treating people like shit.

2 nights ago you were f**king me, even though i wanted to stop because it was really inconsiderate to your mum, due to you having the loudest bed in the world. then there was the night before in my car, pissed off my tits. did you really expect good sex in either circumstance?

how the f**k did sam ever put up with you? you gave him so much shit all the time because you are selfish and spoilt.

when you came down with adam the 1st time i was sat outside with billy and you looked f**king haggared, properly all used up. do you even have a consients? everyone at that party was seriously embarrassed for you. it was just so awkward. even if it was just friendship after humiliating me like that. i hope you had a good shag because you have lost a good friend.

Ash

yeah apparently i got abit wettyish towards the end. but tbf i was falling asleep

Edited July 22, 2009 by Ash-Kennard

[Has anyone seen my shoe?]

I think i prefered the not knowing. It made it sound like you had balls.

[Ash-Kennard]

mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

im alright now neways, shaggin some girl in brighton for a couple of days next week. possibly another one on friday

Edited July 21, 2009 by Ash-Kennard

[MadManMike]

To be fair the part about the smell / hair is gold haha!

Well played, now get sending to said female.

[F-Stop Junkie]

No need, just send her a link...

[Ash-Kennard]

No need, just send her a link...

hah brilliant

[Krisboats]

Well i'm glad i didn't have to type it up, i got somewhat bored and ate some food instead.

Ash, you're such a girly boy