Rich J Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 She told everyone when we split up I gave her an STI just cos she hated the fact I split up with her. Most people didnt believe her and just thought she was being a tit though. Dont think telling her I got someone preggers will work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NVWOCI WVS Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 She told everyone when we split up I gave her an STI just cos she hated the fact I split up with her. Most people didnt believe her and just thought she was being a tit though. Dont think telling her I got someone preggers will workShut up. I'm an expert with wiminz. Just do exactly as I tell you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannah Shucksmith Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 She told everyone when we split up I gave her an STI just cos she hated the fact I split up with her. Most people didnt believe her and just thought she was being a tit though. Dont think telling her I got someone preggers will workDug herself a hole then, if she had an STI, the other lads she screwed now have?If her aim was to make YOU sound like I knob, I don't think she will have got very far... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NVWOCI WVS Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 Shush, Hannah. I'm trying to give advice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr ailsbury Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 yeah hannahyou should be seen and not heard lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannah Shucksmith Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 yeah hannahyou should be seen and not heard lolYou love me really MT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich J Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 Well if I am honest Id rather not have everyone thinking I had one. Which, I dont Id like to say. Nothings getting through to her, except once again feeling the need to tell me all about her sex. ***** says:sex was pretty good, though someone broke the door, and like so many people saw..lol plus jamie w***** says:*was in the room watchingI havnt quite worked out a response... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NVWOCI WVS Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 Right. Pull yourself together, man! Do exactly as I instruct you. Understood? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 woke up with a grimmer this morning, f**king grants whiskey £10 on bargain booze offer, i blame them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 Haha, well played Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 Imagine a face that's been set on fire then put out with a spade. Well I had sex with that about two weeks ago because of how damn desperate I was. Now she won't leave me the f**k alone. I've tried hinting to her that I'm gay, hell, I've even told her I'm gay and shown her pictures from the messy night at simp's. And she STILL won't f**k off. I've even told her to f**k off and she won't. My final plan is to tell her I've contracted a STI off her and tell her I don't want anything to do with her. Any other suggestions before I pull out the big gun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted March 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 Shoot away captain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 Imagine a face that's been set on fire then put out with a spade. Well I had sex with that about two weeks ago because of how damn desperate I was. Now she won't leave me the f**k alone. I've tried hinting to her that I'm gay, hell, I've even told her I'm gay and shown her pictures from the messy night at simp's. And she STILL won't f**k off. I've even told her to f**k off and she won't. My final plan is to tell her I've contracted a STI off her and tell her I don't want anything to do with her. Any other suggestions before I pull out the big gun?She sounds HAWT. Pics! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 One more for the wank bank, eh Glen? The STI card could be played, Joe, but why not just explain you wanted a quickie and she's ugly, then he-bitch man-slap her a bit if she still doesn't understand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 Catch me on msn, and I'll show you pics... She keeps ringing me so I answered and shouted 'DOGMEAT' down the phone, she sent me a text after saying im cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamtrials Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 Catch me on msn, and I'll show you pics... She keeps ringing me so I answered and shouted 'DOGMEAT' down the phone, she sent me a text after saying im cute.Send her my way Joe... I'm in need of a good comedy f**k. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 She looks like Fish! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 You look like Ian Huntley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_ Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 Hes not wrong, i could find a pic of huntly on google, but had this poser shot of pants lying around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan. Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 Why do i always seem to wind up back in this position....I've been doing great since me and my gf split a month ago, and now i'm going the through the stage that i want her back.....but i always remember what it was like and how shit it was.....i just feel like her want her back, but i know i shouldn't =[ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James-M Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 (edited) Girl troubles, but I can't be arsed to explain them. F**king w**kers. Edited March 23, 2009 by James-M Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 Girl troubles, but I can't be arsed to explain them. F**king w**kers.f**k off then.And ryan, push though it man, she was obviosly a peice of shit, its not worth all the hassle again,ill play some cod with you later and you can have a moan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan. Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 Haha cheers man just looking through my past posts in here and realised that i'm better off now...just hard getting over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Manual Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 The problem with ex’s is that because they’re not about anymore you forget about the shit bits and only prefer to remember the things you liked about them or doing with them (or to them ). It’s balls because even if you know this it doesn’t make you feel that much better. Stupid emotions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 The problem with ex’s is that because they’re not about anymore you forget about the shit bits and only prefer to remember the things you liked about them or doing with them (or to them ). It’s balls because even if you know this it doesn’t make you feel that much better. Stupid emotions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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