Fishy Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 Girls like to go out and have mates that are uglier than themselves to make themselves feel better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 Girls like to go out and have mates that are uglier than themselves to make themselves feel better.So that explains why in groups of girls there's always a fat and/or ugly one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannah Shucksmith Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 So that explains why in groups of girls there's always a fat and/or ugly one...It's actually unbelievably true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 It's actually unbelievably true. HAHASo, girls sit around looking at the naff girls, and discuss which one they want to have in their group for maximum effect? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Scarlet Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 My ex who still really likes me is on holiday at the moment, she was pissing me off a bit before she left as she was always just annoying me randomly but I actually do think I miss her.I shoulda asked her how long she was away for before she went. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 I'm a true bitch at heart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nc7r Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 I told the girl I've been with for a few months now that I finished work at 7pm, i actually finished at 8.30 and she had plans. Meant we're not meeting and she's super pissed.I'm quite glad I've been talking to her less now 'cos although she's a gorgeous girl and I really like her, she's not ready for a relationship which is fine by me now, looking forward to freshers week to get some year below action. wooop! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 A girl i've liked for a long times just come on the market.And she's all over me and she just came round for a Pizza and a Glass of wine.Half way through my mum popped round un expectidly and just sent me a text saying she looks like a whoar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munkee Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 Half way through my mum popped round un expectidly and just sent me a text saying she looks like a whoar.your moms gonna get some action tonight dressed like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pantsâ„¢ Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 Half way through my mum popped round un expectidly and just sent me a text saying she looks like a whoar.Should have replied saying 'yeah but at least she gets some'.hahah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbara Logan-Price Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 Should have replied saying 'yeah but at least she gets some'.hahah.LMFAO !!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 (edited) haha, it's a pain in the arse because my mum either hates the bird or the bird hates my mum !Fatpants showing his extensive knowlege of the female schematics there Legend... Edited August 19, 2008 by ✠Pashley26✠ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 wife has iven me another chance.happy happy happy.im gonna change:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munkee Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 (edited) finally got to have a decent convo with the missus 3 days before i see her for our holiday in nyc woop everythings sorted.. shes f**kin epic 11weeks and 4 days survived since she went to teach swimmin at some jew camp Edited August 19, 2008 by munkee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggy Posted August 20, 2008 Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 Being in a long distance relationship is driving me crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walleee Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 (edited) Edited June 11 by Walleee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolfa Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 me (ex) girlfriend text me saying she wanted to have a chat and stuff, I just don't know what to do. I totally love this girl to pieces but at the same time she allways ends up stressing relationships so much that they fail (hence her being my ex)I want this girl to be a part of my life SO much, she is literally everything I look for in a girl. Arty, gorgeous, caring, get's me, and again, absoutley stunning. It's not her looks that attract me to her. It's who she is as a person that makes me feel like I want to spend the rest of my life with her. I know I do, and she has told me that she would too, but that was when we were going out. I know that I am the person who made her decide that she wanted to have kids, she told me that she would love to have kids with me, and we even talked about names and all that. It just f**ks me up (read as hurts so bad) that I don't know what is going on between us. When we are out they is touchy feely action going on, she even hit me in the cock tonight, right on the bell end like.GodI am a f**k up allright.f**k me im away to bed here before I start posting more shiteEdited to apply to my own situation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walleee Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 (edited) Edited June 11 by Walleee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Im gonna post something kinda relevantdo condoms come in different sizes?(should an 18 year old listen more?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 do condoms come in different sizes?What are using condoms for? You're from Essex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Papasnap Maher Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Im gonna post something kinda relevantdo condoms come in different sizes?(should an 18 year old listen more?)Simps, ive seen your cock, and yes, you can get extra small. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 What are using condoms for? You're from Essex.Hahaha "and then we do it bareback, cos if i wear a johhny theres bare slack!"No snapped 2 johnnys in 2days which is beyond a joke, i think the "sensitive" ones must be smaller than the normal ones... on the durex website it says length doesn't matter for the effectivness of the condom but width does, theres are designed for 10cm circumference, and mine is like 14... apparently trojan larges aint much better.... bad times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walleee Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 (edited) Edited June 11 by Walleee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 sensitive ones use a thinner latexYea think ill give them away i really don't trust them and its not what you need. Luckily i noticed wayy before i came but still.... don't want the risk for her not me. Maybe ill stay away from durex, i mean the extra safe ones are alirght, but i may as well wrap a whole clingfilm wrap round my nob... got a pack of performa's which ive got on with before maybe ill try them next time with a bit of lube? meh! and then when i need to re-stock ill try different brands in just 3's till i find one that suits... thanks for your helps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Towler Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 What are using condoms for? You're from Essex.Dont be a fool.... wrap your tool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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