Caleb Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 better to have loved and lost . . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 f**k all this girlfriend bollocks anyway lads, (only applicable if you live in essex) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Papasnap Maher Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 f**k all this girlfriend bollocks anyway lads, (only applicable if you live in essex)Couldnt agree more.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomm Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 To be honest it sounds like you were lucky. She dumped you via MSN because she wants to sleep with other people... Slaaaaaaaag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 you two must really love each other, like hardcore... says:i'm not yoursyou two must really love each other, like hardcore... says:i'm not samsyou two must really love each other, like hardcore... says:i'm not anyones ok?you two must really love each other, like hardcore... says:i can't do the whole 'faithful' thingyou two must really love each other, like hardcore... says:we're seeing each otheryou two must really love each other, like hardcore... says:because i can not do relationships, i'm 16 i don't need to be tied downyou two must really love each other, like hardcore... says:nobody does? i'm sorry but i would like to get with other peopleJust got that. this is shit. Im a relationshippy person. thing is shes the best thing thats happened to me in ages (apart from this) shes helped me meet loads of new people and generally loosen up alot.But now its just f**ked up.Give me her msn i'll slap some sence into her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Papasnap Maher Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 Ill slap my willy in her face..sounds like shes up for it haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 Ill slap my willy in her face..sounds like shes up for it haha.legend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_ Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 Lol, I was in an emotional tired state, Iv gone for the casual sex. to be honest I have nothing better, there are f**k all decent girls around here so Its not like im going to get anything else? beats having a wank everyday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted April 12, 2008 Report Share Posted April 12, 2008 Tom needs to change his under avatar message Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrayvon Posted April 12, 2008 Report Share Posted April 12, 2008 Tom needs to change his under avatar message You finally dipped your dipstick?!How was your best 7 seconds of your life then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted April 12, 2008 Report Share Posted April 12, 2008 Ha.I'll have you know, it was 30 odd mins, not even near to finishing, after some blowing i eventually finished myself off cos we would have been there all night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonMack Posted April 12, 2008 Report Share Posted April 12, 2008 WINNERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenLeacock™ Posted April 12, 2008 Report Share Posted April 12, 2008 fatty .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted April 12, 2008 Report Share Posted April 12, 2008 Ha.I'll have you know, it was 30 odd mins, not even near to finishing, after some blowing i eventually finished myself off cos we would have been there all night.Clusterf**k in 3... 2... 1... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted April 12, 2008 Report Share Posted April 12, 2008 (edited) EDIT: Urbandictionary eff tee w.Why? Edited April 12, 2008 by Fat Pants™ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Papasnap Maher Posted April 12, 2008 Report Share Posted April 12, 2008 she must be real tight hahaha, 30 mins and no sign of cumming. For your 1st time aswell lol. So it was like sticking you dick inside wembley stadium then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted April 12, 2008 Report Share Posted April 12, 2008 Lol no. She wasn't tight (don't think so anyway) but definitely not loose, at all.I'm just a casanova Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Papasnap Maher Posted April 12, 2008 Report Share Posted April 12, 2008 I'm just impatent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenLeacock™ Posted April 12, 2008 Report Share Posted April 12, 2008 she must be real tight hahaha, 30 mins and no sign of cumming. For your 1st time aswell lol. So it was like sticking you dick inside wembley stadium then looooli feel for fatty haha when he wouldnt he got abuse when he does he gets more haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun H Posted April 13, 2008 Report Share Posted April 13, 2008 Ha.I'll have you know, it was 30 odd mins, not even near to finishing, after some blowing i eventually finished myself off cos we would have been there all night.She doesn't mind her minge juices back in her mouth!? Wish my missus was a dirty whore too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted April 13, 2008 Report Share Posted April 13, 2008 Im so happy for pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ogre Posted April 13, 2008 Report Share Posted April 13, 2008 my sig, now its true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted April 13, 2008 Report Share Posted April 13, 2008 Nah, he's still a virgin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted April 13, 2008 Report Share Posted April 13, 2008 Nah, he's still a virgin.QFTand he always wil be in my eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted April 13, 2008 Report Share Posted April 13, 2008 If I'm going to be brutally honest, I feel the same. He's always going to be that annoying gay with the gash da bomb, who's obsessed with spud guns, hayley/gemma and computers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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