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Why does it never work out for me, gemmas just told me she likes other guys n stuff, this is such bollocks and im f**king soooo angry, ive thrown an adjustable at my wall and its made a hole in it, then i went and lumped myshed and my knuckles are now f**ked, its just so shit, i try my best, i try a lot, i try not so much and it never f**king works, so im sitting here hoping downing a big bottle of smirnoff and a can of fosters will get me drunk, if not i might have to pikey my mums southern comfort, hope that sorts it out.

why doesit alwqays f**king happen to me? seriously, u people dont know how f**king pissed off i am, need to seriously f**kin smash something right now but i dont have anything apart from my shed to lump. f**king shit.

she's such a f**king fanny beinglike that, she tells me she fancies me a month or so ago but fancies other people, f**king fanny.

soooooo pissed off.

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You really need to stop taking life so seriously, you're getting yourself all wound up over nothing really. Just chill out a bit of competition can be fun.

oh and I really hope you mean smirnoff ice because if you can drink a big bottle of pure smirnoff vodka and a can of fosters and not get drunk, Uni is gonna be expensive.

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You really need to stop taking life so seriously, you're getting yourself all wound up over nothing really. Just chill out a bit of competition can be fun.

oh and I really hope you mean smirnoff ice because if you can drink a big bottle of pure smirnoff vodka and a can of fosters and not get drunk, Uni is gonna be expensive.

ill take every opportunity gav, she liked me and i liked her, i need to take that seriously or ill be single all my f**king life.

lol@ second bit, cheers, made me laugh, but yeh, its ice.

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You really need to stop taking life so seriously, you're getting yourself all wound up over nothing really. Just chill out a bit of competition can be fun.

oh and I really hope you mean smirnoff ice because if you can drink a big bottle of pure smirnoff vodka and a can of fosters and not get drunk, Uni is gonna be expensive.

Fatty's a passionate guy! Just like myself.

f**king girls. Their such twats.

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You really need to stop taking life so seriously, you're getting yourself all wound up over nothing really. Just chill out a bit of competition can be fun.

Exactly. Your only like 16/17?

Just stop trying so hard and let things happen on there own, you'll find someone eventually

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For the past few months I've had no 'get up an go'. So I thought I'd stop playing with my nob so often, and...... my sex drive has gone through the roof! I managed to resist the urge of getting rid of morning glory for the past week, and I'm up for annihilating any girl. Good bye Mr. no confidence, hello permanently stiff cock.

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For the past few months I've had no 'get up an go'. So I thought I'd stop playing with my nob so often, and...... my sex drive has gone through the roof! I managed to resist the urge of getting rid of morning glory for the past week, and I'm up for annihilating any girl. Good bye Mr. no confidence, hello permanently stiff cock.

i just lol'd and the whole rooms lookin at me,.....

you legend

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For the past few months I've had no 'get up an go'. So I thought I'd stop playing with my nob so often, and...... my sex drive has gone through the roof! I managed to resist the urge of getting rid of morning glory for the past week, and I'm up for annihilating any girl. Good bye Mr. no confidence, hello permanently stiff cock.

its terrible though, i remember i spent a week in bristol, stayin in a room full of lads, didnt knock one off for the whole week, went out at the weekend, slept at a bird i was mates with, for the weekend, didnt do anything, just slept in the same bed, went back to bristol for another week, after 10 or 11 days of no releases, i was ready to shag the crack in the ceiling. might give it a go again, just for kicks like.

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It's unreal, just thinking about a nice trim growler makes my nob spasm in excitement. Girls love it, especially when I give them that look of 'you wont be walking for a week'.

yea, but it also is rather awkward when that bit of stuff in the lycra hot pants and the tight fitting top walks past you in the gym, and you got a 30 minute hard'un. likewise when you exlplode and you release half a pint or more of the white stuff.

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