Thom Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Liking your best friend sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NVWOCI WVS Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Liking your best friend sucks cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trials rules Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 backed off and ended up getting into her quite a few times and we probably could have gone out. I found when i was all over her she ended up seeing me as a mate and didnt see me as a bf candidate. So when i backed off and started to tell her bout other girls i liked, like when having matey convos, she got almost jelous and was like ohh shes no good for u etc. So it works dude. Back off and play it cool man.I'm always telling the missus she's stupid, maybe that's the key (I mean she still wants to be with me)But say it on a joking way obviously. I think the saying ''women love a b*****d'' holds more truth than people realise, so long as you dont push it too far.Take these guys advice BACK OFF!! give her space next time your at a party stick with your MATES not this bird, she will miss your appreciation and even if she doesn't fancy you I'm pretty sure she will still be dying for you to pay attention to her. Obviously don't ignore her, jsut back off until it's too late..f**king right. There was this girl that I liked for ages and I used to give her loads of attention, and she wouldnt give me any, then as soon as I was like f**k this I cant be f**ked she was all over me and stuff. Girls are head f**ks man it's programmed into them. It's just the way they gotta be really!These people seem to get it.See my point Fat pants?It feels unnatural to not be as nice as possible, but if you are, and its not working, doesnt that tell you something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 (edited) doesnt that tell you something?Yeah, it tells me she doesn't want a boyfriend atm, and she's only just split up with her ex, and she's not really in the right frame of mind. I know this because she told me.I can't go from being really nice to mean to her, she'll think i've started hating her n stuff. Edited October 10, 2007 by Fat Pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St_trials Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Nah she wont, ever noticed how the girl you usually get with is the one you never knew liked you? thats because you weren't askin her every 2 seconds. If you just stay calm, talk when she talks to you but don't try and make converstion over nothing, she'll see that you aren't giving her as much attention and she'll want it back. Meaning that she comes to you, not the other way round. Ease off man, it really does work 90% of the time.Hope i've helped and not sounded like a t**t.-Charlie- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 I see the logic in that Charlie, but i dunno, she's not reallly registering the compliments i'm thinking.This is gay, apparently her mate definitely isn't lying or anything, and hayleys just lying to me to not upset me (my understanding of it, the bit about upsetting me) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggy Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Yeah, it tells me she doesn't want a boyfriend atm, and she's only just split up with her ex, and she's not really in the right frame of mind. I know this because she told me.I can't go from being really nice to mean to her, she'll think i've started hating her n stuff.It's not mean, it's having a laugh which gets you the girl in the first place. As someone else said, saying something like"you're a smelly cock whore" is to extreme and something like "ahhh you wally!" or "is that your grans top?" isn't.If you don't like that approach then fine, just back off and when you do walk by each other at a party or something just give a wink or a smile or a "hello gorgeous" I'm sure she will find it a lot more sexy playing the 'touch but can't have' role rather than stuck to her like glue calling her a precious, angelic princess or some crap. Regardless of weather she likes you or not.I know you don't/wont understand but god, you will in the future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Quigley Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Can we re-name this thread?Somehting like the ''help fat pants out'' thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James-M Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 f**king right. There was this girl that I liked for ages and I used to give her loads of attention, and she wouldnt give me any, then as soon as I was like f**k this I cant be f**ked she was all over me and stuff. Girls are head f**ks man it's programmed into them. It's just the way they gotta be really!Yep exactly the same with me, was a while ago now, but I was being a bit of a tit to her, and I though she hated me (probably did at the time) but when I gave her no attention she was the one comin' after me. (I didn't actually like her this way though, I was being like this, and realised it could be coming across as me liking her, so I stopped, then she was the one talking to me.) Just the way it is. OR giving someone else your attention infront of them gets at them Ever get it when even a hangin' girl comes on to you and as soon as they lose interest in you and go after someone else you're like... Oh ... And are disappointed even though you didn't like her? I guess we just all like attention... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trials rules Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 Ive tried my best to help you fat pants and fair enough at the end of the day its your choice.But just tryyy what i and a few others are saying and it will most likely work wonders! unless you've already crossed the line so to speak.Try being cocky and funny (mixture is important i found hahaha) to some girl on a random chat room. It works. End of.Good luck either way You're clearly a nice guy who deserves her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 I see the logic in that Charlie, but i dunno, she's not reallly registering the compliments i'm thinking.This is gay, apparently her mate definitely isn't lying or anything, and hayleys just lying to me to not upset me (my understanding of it, the bit about upsetting me)Maaate, I swear I've already had a word with you about this, you played it with a hard on. And now, as you wished, your learning the hard way. The hard way, is pretty f**king hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 don't listen to those bastards fattyThe following things wil guarantee success with that special lady...Get yourself a nice warm coat, a bat and a thermos then hang around outside her house all day and night in case other men turn up - if they do, batter them. This demonstrates your commitment.Phone her on the hour every hour - hide your number and don't say anything, just breathe deeply. This demonstrates your mysterious side.Leave pretty gifts on her doorstep every morning - eg. dead birds stapled to little wooden frames that are decorated with flowers from her own garden. This demonstrates your sensitive side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbra Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 (edited) laughing my arse off.EDIT: The Acronym seems to give a bigger impression of laughing my arse off. LMAO!..see. Edited October 12, 2007 by Barber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Nichols Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 "Anyway hope to hear from you soon, Have fun at work!! Party a lot!! Drink toooooooooooo much!!Take care !!! Kisses XxXx"Not really a problem as such.. but that's the end of an email from a girl I spent most of the summer with. She rocks.She is soooo interested in me riding and moto trialsing etc, loves partying, doesnt car if i get off my tits and fall over, doesnt even mind if i ditch her to go riding 'because its been raining for a week and today is the first sunny day'.Lifes a bitch, then you meet an awesome girl, then she moves back home, then lifes a bitch again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 Then you go visit her, an ruin her, while videoing it, so we can see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stig Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 Right i think i am still in love!!! Sad i know but look there is this one girl we went out for a while about 7 months and we were great together things changed won't bore you!! now she is going out with someone else we have been apart for about 5 months and i have missed her everyday since we broke up!! I have tried moving on and i just haven't gotten with anyone WTF is going on? i regard myself as a ok looking chap Any thoughts? Thanks Tom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 i repeat...The following things wil guarantee success with that special lady...Get yourself a nice warm coat, a bat and a thermos then hang around outside her house all day and night in case other men turn up - if they do, batter them. This demonstrates your commitment.Phone her on the hour every hour - hide your number and don't say anything, just breathe deeply. This demonstrates your mysterious side.Leave pretty gifts on her doorstep every morning - eg. dead birds stapled to little wooden frames that are decorated with flowers from her own garden. This demonstrates your sensitive side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 You reckon that actually works? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 You reckon that actually works?i wouldnt have posted it if it didn't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liam-pantera Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 i wouldnt have posted it if it didn'tpipe without u i dont think life would be worth living hahaha . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted October 13, 2007 Report Share Posted October 13, 2007 sorry if I don't seem more appreciative but I hear that so often it's become kind of dull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb Posted October 13, 2007 Report Share Posted October 13, 2007 (edited) i repeat... haaaa i normally think your posts are a bit far fetched but this is definitely realistic and IS proven to work ! Edited October 13, 2007 by Caleb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted October 13, 2007 Report Share Posted October 13, 2007 Gemma - Spent a night with her, she dont wanna go out with me, only interested in my when drunk (which turns me off) but really like her sober.... she tryed dancing with me yesterday but i wasnt interested..... Aska - Really nice to chatt to easy to get along with pretty can picture going out with her. Got with her last night, both sober... seeing her saturday night and hopefully sunday morning and afternoonJayme - the wild card from work, wild crazy, great fun! not happy without downing 2 bottles of cheap wine! going away with her to a flat alone wednesday - friday or half term.....Why aint it simple? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavyn. Posted October 13, 2007 Report Share Posted October 13, 2007 it is...Buy a diary then you can keep track of who your supposed to be with and when Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted October 13, 2007 Report Share Posted October 13, 2007 this is drunk thread too:i text her when i was laying down crying behind the hall the party was at, said 'am i wastin my f**kin time' n i got a reply saying what, so i said it again... then she half comes over, then sees me and says i dont wanna f**king talk to him, so like, yeh, then i phone up a mate and blert it all out to her, for a good half hour, then at the end of that she comes over n basically says sorry kinda, i appologise half, then some mugs who werent invited come over and my mate who was also there said just giv us a sec mate, so hes like, what, bruv, n all that shit then calls his boys over but thankfully that blew over wen he saw my mates lol, n then we all went inside, apparently i made hayley cry loads, n then i said sorry for things, about 20 minsd layer this party finishes so as i usually do, i text her sayin take care getin home xxx, she replies with 'im so sory x', so i say just know its not ur fault, i feel like a it now, reallt sory for upsetting u, just i snapped then couldnt stop crying for an hour. just u mean so much to me it kinda hurt 2 c u go dance with other people tt easily n turn me down if i ask for a harmless dance. ive told beth this: iud be pissed if u loved a guy 4 a whole year then see him go off with some bird, n tht guy turn u down for a harmless dance.reply: wel u know i like u as a mate so its nt like watever. i didnt know what i was doin ive known him for like a month so he wasnt a randomer.my reply: but you've known me for a year and a half., just put urself in my posish or if uve been unfortunate enough to be in this situation remember what it feels like to treat him like a prinnce n have all ur effors kicked back at u. ive done my best to make u feel like a princess n the best cos u deserve it.reply: wel thank you but i cant help who i like.my reply: surely you dont like people just for looks or what ever, id love someone who treated me like i treat you.reply: well im sorry glen, i just havent fallen for you.my reply: havent fallen for me? ok, i now cant live. which is why i feel like im wasting my time because im getting nowhere.reply: i dont deserve ur time.. was i with a boy with spikey hair and a long sleeved top? (seperate text) glen? what? im going to bed, i will talk to you tomorrow wen were both sober.my reply: u do deserve my time though, cos ur amazing. i dunno, i didnt see.reply: so why you get upset if you didnt see?my reply: didnt see what he looked like, just know tht u dent even want a friendly dance. (reply to her going to bed:) kk, night, sweet dreams, sorry for things, talk tomorrow xxxxsorry for long post, just needed to get that out, maybe some of the female expects can analyze that too?wow, i didnt know i could type so much drunk. ive had 8/9 fosters and some wkd, surprisngly non absolutley f**king wasted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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