trials-rider-danny Posted April 23, 2006 Report Share Posted April 23, 2006 (edited) 101 things to do with an old banger 1) as a car!! 2) A full size go-kart3) seal it up and have an unusual fish tank4) a trailer6) a caravan7) a garage8) a really really small sweet shop9) a giant hamster cage10) a biketrials obstacle11) a pig farm (maximum one pig)12) an amazing tree house!13) a really bad submarine14) stunt car (I dunno, crash into it or somthing?)15) if you're in a cold climate, a nice big freezer16) take the tyres off and it would be a world cup winning bobsleigh17) sell it to the mythbusters and get them to blow it up18) its a bit far fetched, but maybe even get it running and make it into a.....van!!19) a play car for a schools playground20) attach a rope and train to be the world's strongest man21) spares for another Hijet22) cut it up and make 33 and a half frying pans 23) manual steamless steam roller24) take it apart and rearange it to win the Turner prize25) park it outside your house to impress the neighbours26) a porch27) a really fancy bed if you're into cars28) a boat (but please see number 13)29) mobile recording studio30) create a mini safari in your garden and drive around in safety (be wary of hedgehogs though)31) replace the windscreen with a tv and pretend you're at a drive-in cinema32) put a dummy in and roll off a cliff to fake your own death33) use chassis in your own off-road car project34) a hide to watch wildlife35) shelter from the rain inside it (much more fancy that a common umbrella!)36) replace your boring shed with this, everyone will be jealous37) forget a bank, store your money inside it, no one would think of looking there!38) turn it into a campervan39) knock a hole through your wall and bolt the car on, you can call it a cheap extension40) attach rockets and try and beat the land speed record (I recommend this one!)41) attach rockets and wings and try and beat the air speed record (will really be a HIJET then, boom boom!)42) put the shell on a monster truck ( I would pay to see that)43) paint it up as a loaf of bread and watch in amusment as birds try to eat it44) a birthday prezzie for your boss45) a mobile art studio (best for abstract)46) try to set a world record for the most rabbits in a hijet (not endorsed by any celebrities)47) attach a rollcage and tour the world as the amazing flipping car48) let the Stig drive it and watch him beat the top gear track lap record! (results may differ)49) a Punch and Judy show car50) an ambulance51) maybe even a fire engine!52) cover it in brushes and offer a mobile bus cleaning service53) a one-of-a-kind fire place54) use the horn to keep annoying neighbours all night55) then drive away when they call the police56) a police car (but not if you get a record for public nuisance for using the horn)57) sink it in the sea and make an artificial coral reef58) send it in to Pimp My Ride and get it blinged up59) a stress relief toy (baseball bat not included)60) target practice, guns, arrows, tanks, this car can take it all!61) place in tree for rare birds to nest in62) a really big key fob63) a greenhouse64) sell to Nasa as a moon vehicle65) a rigid tent 66) can crusher67) knife sharpener (attach grinding stone to rear axle)68) field plougher (tractors are over-rated)68) wind blocker at the beach69) a double barrel water pistol70) catapault ballast71) run over people you don't like (may be against the law)72) interesting enclosure for a zoo73) strip it down and make money by selling it to a steel company74) would make an ace hippy mobile!75) start up a small bus company76) put a ramp each side and have a portable bmx jump77) paint it green and become a scooby-do enthusiast78) take it to a music festival and sell hotdogs79) burn rubber and create smoke for films and plays 80) burn rubber and use the screeching tyres as ghost screams for films and plays81) forget donkey rides, this summer - everyone's talking about Hijet rides down the beach!82) creat your own scrap heap like on Scrapheap Challenge (gotta start somewhere)83) cut the tyres up to re-sole your shoes84) take the inner tubes out and use them as swimming aids85) use the windows to glaze your house86) use the seats to furnish your house87) ahh forget it, just live in the hijet!88) throw it out of a plane with you in it (skydivers do that you know!)89) convert it into a lawnmower, plenty of space for all that grass90) a torch91) pony transporter92) a mobile library93) take the dampers off and have an enclosed trampoline94) motorbike repair shop95) put tracks on and tape a drainpipe to the front and tell everyone you have a tank96) a generator97) drive over a ploughed field and churn milk98) a dope den (I reckon you could fit about 10 dopy guys in the back)99) a wine cellar (does it still count if its not in the cellar?)100) put a spade in the back and tell your friends you have a JCB digger101) family holidays (bit of an anti climax really) danny Edited April 23, 2006 by trials-rider-danny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomHero Posted April 23, 2006 Report Share Posted April 23, 2006 how can it be an old banger car when one of them says 'spares for another hi-jet'you've taken this from Ali C's Advert on ebay where he is selling his hi-jet havent you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted April 23, 2006 Report Share Posted April 23, 2006 haha _pwnedIts obviously from ali's ebay lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom1989 Posted April 23, 2006 Report Share Posted April 23, 2006 That was funny the first timeBUSTED i don't think ali will be best pleased! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted April 23, 2006 Report Share Posted April 23, 2006 i don't think ali will be best pleased!I doubt he'll really care to be fair... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ride or die Posted April 23, 2006 Report Share Posted April 23, 2006 danny , lol i saw this post in Trials chat you've copy'ed and past'ed it Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siders77 Posted April 23, 2006 Report Share Posted April 23, 2006 how can it be an old banger car when one of them says 'spares for another hi-jet'you've taken this from Ali C's Advert on ebay where he is selling his hi-jet havent you? haha _pwnedIts obviously from ali's ebay lol That was funny the first timeBUSTED i don't think ali will be best pleased! danny , lol i saw this post in Trials chat you've copy'ed and past'ed it Dave Well done Captain Obvious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Smith! Posted April 23, 2006 Report Share Posted April 23, 2006 danny , lol i saw this post in Trials chat you've copy'ed and past'ed it DaveNo you didn't lol.It was in Fs/Wtd.Anyway.... Gay?Mat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ride or die Posted April 23, 2006 Report Share Posted April 23, 2006 No you didn't lol.It was in Fs/Wtd.Anyway.... Gay?Matwell i saw it in something because it said at the menu so shut up u cock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toby emery Posted April 23, 2006 Report Share Posted April 23, 2006 physco Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmowerman Posted April 23, 2006 Report Share Posted April 23, 2006 If you're gonna say it then atleast spell it properly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ride or die Posted April 23, 2006 Report Share Posted April 23, 2006 If you're gonna say it then atleast spell it properlytrue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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