Tom Booth Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 oh no you di'int!OH YES SHE DID PETER!!! I JUST SAW IT!!haha, awsome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balman Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 Three tampons walking down the road wich one stops and says "hello"?non of them there all stuck up C**T'S.Mate told me it a while back found it rather funny.Jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!laycky! Posted October 20, 2007 Report Share Posted October 20, 2007 Why did the woman cross the road?Never mind that, what the f**k is she doing out of the kitchen?------------------------------------------------------------------------------Teacher to class "What does your dad do at the weekend?"Little jack "He's a dancer in a gay bar and sometimes when the money is right he lets punters bang his arse and come in his mouth"Teacher pulling jack aside "Is that true?""No miss, truth is he goes to watch Man City but I was too embarrassed to say!"-------------------------------------------------------------------------------How do you know if your girlfriend is too young for you?You have to make aeroplane noises to get your cock in her mouth -----------------------------------------------------------------------------Two blondes walk into a building..........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.------------------------------------------------------------------------------A Woman is in hospital in need of a blood transfusion.Luckily her Husband has the same blood type as her, so he gave her 2 pints of his blood.She soon made a full recovery and the couple lived happily on.15 years later they divorce and the man asked for EVERYTHING back, including the blood.So, She whipped out her Bloody Tampon and put it in his hand."WHAT THE f**k ARE YOU DOING??" the bloke yelled,"Paying you back in monthly installments!!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------just a couple for you lot.laky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbra Posted October 20, 2007 Report Share Posted October 20, 2007 sickepedia ***? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!laycky! Posted October 20, 2007 Report Share Posted October 20, 2007 sickepedia ***?yer lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmowerman Posted October 21, 2007 Report Share Posted October 21, 2007 A woman takes an innocent boy home for sex and wants a 69. The boy asks what it is. She replies, "put your headbetween my legs and i'll do the same to you". When doing it she farts and says sorry, let's try again. She farts again. He gets up and starts to get dressed. "what are you doing" she asks, he says "I'm not hanging around for another 67 of them!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!laycky! Posted October 22, 2007 Report Share Posted October 22, 2007 A woman takes an innocent boy home for sex and wants a 69. The boy asks what it is. She replies, "put your headbetween my legs and i'll do the same to you". When doing it she farts and says sorry, let's try again. She farts again. He gets up and starts to get dressed. "what are you doing" she asks, he says "I'm not hanging around for another 67 of them!"ahaha nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Clark Posted October 22, 2007 Report Share Posted October 22, 2007 What does a drummer use for contraception?His personalityWhats worse than finding a worm in your apple?The holocaust Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam-Griffin Posted October 22, 2007 Report Share Posted October 22, 2007 A chav a blonde and an emo jump off a cliff, who wins?Society Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Cox Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 (edited) There once was a young girl called MaddieShe had such an irresponsible daddySnatched from her bedShe's probably deadRaped by a Portuguese baddyQ: How much does a meal at your favourite Portugese tapas restaraunt cost? A: Your child Edited October 23, 2007 by Ben Cox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 There once was a young girl called MaddieShe had such an irresponsible daddySnatched from her bedShe's probably deadRaped by a Portuguese baddyQ: How much does a meal at your favourite Portugese tapas restaraunt cost? A: Your childIs it wrong I find these so funny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrayvon Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 Nope i did too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aener Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 2 men and a woman get through to the final test to become an FBI hitman.An officer gives one of the men a shotgun, and says: "Through that door is your wife, in a chair. You must kill her if you wish to become a hitman."The man walks through the door - but comes out crying after 5 minutes saying: "I just couldn't do it!"Then the second man is given a shotgun. He is pushed through another door with the same message.He comes back out after 10 minutes, looking very dissapointed in himself.He couldn't do it either.The woman is then given a shotgun. She is told her husband is in the next room, and that she must kill him to become a hitwoman.As soon as the door closes behind her, a shot went off. Then another. There is a great deal of bumping, screaming, and weeping coming through the door.After it goes quiet - the woman comes back through the door absolutely furious.She shouted at the officer: "Why didn't you f**kin' tell me they were blanks in the gun?! I had to beat him to death with a chair leg!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb Posted December 1, 2007 Report Share Posted December 1, 2007 going a bit stale here aint it lads?whats the difference between black people and shoes?shoes have soulsdont think i will be taking my teddy to sudan not since i named him "smellysuicidebombingblackmuslimtwat"tad bit racist but tasteful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManxTrialSpaz Posted December 1, 2007 Report Share Posted December 1, 2007 Aleins have invaded Earth! They are abducting what scientists believe to be only the most beautiful people on Earth. But don't worry, everyone here is safe. I'm just popping in to say goodbye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam-Griffin Posted December 1, 2007 Report Share Posted December 1, 2007 going a bit stale here aint it lads?whats the difference between black people and shoes?shoes have soulsdont think i will be taking my teddy to sudan not since i named him "smellysuicidebombingblackmuslimtwat"tad bit racist but tasteful I feel a warn, did you not see the other joke thrad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb Posted December 1, 2007 Report Share Posted December 1, 2007 nope, theres tonnes of racist jokes in here its to be expected, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrayvon Posted December 1, 2007 Report Share Posted December 1, 2007 And at the end of the day, it is only a joke... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam-Griffin Posted December 1, 2007 Report Share Posted December 1, 2007 And at the end of the day, it is only a joke... But will admin and the mods see it that way ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb Posted December 1, 2007 Report Share Posted December 1, 2007 meh dont shoot the messenger i diont make the joke up but if there prepare to lash a woman for 40 reasons for no logical reason im happy to tell a few jokes lets hope i dot get lashed . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Hill Posted December 1, 2007 Report Share Posted December 1, 2007 2 blokes-ones 350ft up on a tight rope, the others getting a blowjob off a 83 year old women, what do they have in common?They both too f**king scared too look down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted December 1, 2007 Report Share Posted December 1, 2007 what takes nine months to have a shit?a black woman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManxTrialSpaz Posted December 1, 2007 Report Share Posted December 1, 2007 But will admin and the mods see it that way ? Well, they have done since 21st April 2006....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hI-OOPS-CAPS Posted December 1, 2007 Report Share Posted December 1, 2007 when the head of NASA was commenting on the rare alignment of the gas giants that made the voyager project possible, he said "the last time this happened, thomas jefferson was president, and he blew it!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-RoBBo- Posted December 2, 2007 Report Share Posted December 2, 2007 Why shouldn't you shag a retarded dwarf?Because it's not big, and it's not clever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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