Adam-Griffin Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 eh?+1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 What's the difference between an elephant?It can neither ride a bike.I think im one of the only ones on here that will appreciate that joke.Was big and green and if it fell out the sky it would kill you?A field. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam-Griffin Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 I think im one of the only ones on here that will appreciate that joke.Was big and green and if it fell out the sky it would kill you?A field.Please explain....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RR_Trials Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 What do you not wont to call a black person. It begins with N and ends in RNeighbor!Sorry racism but funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam-Griffin Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 What do you not wont to call a black person. It begins with N and ends in rNeighbor!Sorry racism but funny.have you seen the jokes thread in NMC ? about 30 people got banned for being racist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RR_Trials Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 (edited) Oh sheet sorry my internet mucked up and i sent it twice. Edited October 18, 2007 by RR_Trials Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janson Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 it was even less funny the second time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RR_Trials Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 I saw the other racist joke and just thought that it wouldn't matter sinse its a joke rather then a personal insult or hatred. I'll happily remove it if it offends anyone though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!laycky! Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 (edited) hope no one sees this as racistZebo a half blind 5 year old african orphan, has to ride 7 miles a day to skool with only one leg on a bike with buckled wheels and no brakes.Give just a small donation of two pounds and...we'll send you the video it is f**ki*g hilarious.if anyone finds this racist ill edit it.just pm me or somethingif the ocean was vodka and i was a duck i'd swim to the bottom and drink my way upbut the oceans not vodka and im not a duck...so pass me the bottle and shut the f**k up Edited October 18, 2007 by !laycky! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 Haha, mate showed me that in a text, ratherrr funny. Not at all racist, just taking the piss out of 3rd world countries really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!laycky! Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 Haha, mate showed me that in a text, ratherrr funny. Not at all racist, just taking the piss out of 3rd world countries really.yer i just got it texted to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 Man Walks into a doctors surgery with a cricket ball wedged up his ass....Man: "doctor... ive got a cricket ball wedged up my ass... its impossible to live with im in so much pain"Doctors "hows that?"Man: "Dont you dare f**king start!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 LMAO simpson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 paddy says to mick, "can you help me with this jigsaw?""Its meant to be a tiger"Mick says " put the f**king frosties back in their box you thick b*****d" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!laycky! Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 haha nice one caleb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janson Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 if the ocean was vodka and i was a duck i'd swim to the bottom and drink my way upisn't this a line from divin' duck blues, but goes whisk(e)y instead?also; what's the difference between a toilet and a drummer?the toilet only needs to handle one asshole at the time, while the drummer has the whole band... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 how do you make a drummers eyes light up?shine a torch in his ear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janson Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 what's the difference between a drummer and a guitarrist?about half a measure... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 what's the difference between a drummer and a guitarrist?about half a measure...hahahahahahaha, that's ace.how do you tell which way the stage tilts?see which side the drummer is dribbling from Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janson Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 how many guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?10: one to screw the bulb in, one to hold the ladder and 8 watching and screaming "FASTER FASTER!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 how many guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?10: one to screw the bulb in, one to hold the ladder and 8 watching and screaming "FASTER FASTER!!"how can you tell when a drummer is at the door?the knocking speeds up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janson Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 what do you do when a guitarrist knocks on your door?you pay for the pizza! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 what's the difference between a pizza and a drummer?a pizza can feed a family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janson Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 oh no you di'int!what do you call a clever guitarrist?an oxymoron.(now it's sleepy time in sweden land) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duggyd Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of marbles?You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitch fork.Actually Lolled in the office earlier to this. Genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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