PaRtZ Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 (edited) Finish the sentance as funny as possible, change the name of the country to whatever you want DISCLAIMER: if you are from any country mentioned dont take offence.....or else..... have fun EDIT: You know you're in france when...you can see trails of snail shells leading to all the resturants Edited April 17, 2006 by PaRtZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synergy Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 you know when your in hungry when a girl with a cock comes on to you.edit not talking from experience Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smo™ Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 (edited) You know you're in <a foreign country> when... you can't buy brussel sprouts. Edited April 17, 2006 by Smo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 you know you're in Greece when the only way to get seen at the hospital is to bribe a nurse (bitter experience) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minitrialer Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 you know you're in France when zebra crossings don't mean Sh*t and if you ask for directions everyones just mumbles and points forward! Speaking from experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScotchDave Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 You know you're in a foreign country when the fruit and vege is fresh, the food not full of additives and you can't understand a word being spoken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Smith! Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 You know your in England when it rains. Ok... It's not the same, but still.Mat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jules Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 You know you are in Holland when there is only cheese and cakes for breakfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 You know you're in a foreign country when drinking tea and eating crumpets is frowned upon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0llie Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 you know when your in amsterdam when signs on the cafe's say (quote) "please roll your joint inside" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted April 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 You know you're in America when you get sued for coughing in the street Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicH_87 Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 you know you're in greece when you get jailed for throwing garden chairs at other people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deanie-b Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 (edited) Don't have me for this one...You know you're in england when there's not one white man driving a taxi.... Edited April 17, 2006 by deanie-b Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christophe' Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 You know you're in Germany Because all the women have underarm beards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramps Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 You know your in ibiza when there is drunken lout wanting another pint at 9 AM You know your in scotland when there is no drive way or road to peoples houses when they live in the middle of a field. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 you no your in france when...u can scream twat in one of there faces and they smile and reply bonjour.koxxdays 06 for the win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 When the stupid f**ks drive on the wrong side of the road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 ...when everyone else smells. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Greenthumb Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 You know you're in america when a "small" cheeseburger meal is the size of a house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManxTrialSpaz Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 You know you're in America when clothes come in XXXL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flipkickbs Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 You know your in the UK when your bored, and soaking wet.Ian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted April 18, 2006 Report Share Posted April 18, 2006 You know you're in Spain when supermarkets smell like rotting flesh and cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted April 18, 2006 Report Share Posted April 18, 2006 You know you're in Spain/Greece/Italy/France/etc. when supermarkets smell like rotting flesh and cheese. And some nasty old hag is smoking into your bacon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endohopper Posted April 18, 2006 Report Share Posted April 18, 2006 You know you're in Holland when posting on Trials -Forum is the closest you'll get to ANYTHING trials related Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr ailsbury Posted April 18, 2006 Report Share Posted April 18, 2006 QUOTE(deanie-b @ Apr 17 2006, 08:26 PM) ←Don't have me for this one...You know you're in england when there's not one white man driving a taxi.... you know your in cornwall wen you get bitten by a seagull for your icecream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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