Smo™ Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's Day.Mick, the bartender says, " You'll not be drinking anymore tonight Paddy. Paddy replies, "OK Mick, I'll be on my way then."Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face."Shoite" he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off.He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face, "Shoite, Shoite!"He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to the door and some fresh air he'll be fine.He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up to the door frame.He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out onto the sidewalk and falls flat on his face."Bi'Jesus... I'm fockin' focked," he says.He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door, hauls himself up the door frame, opens the door and shimmies inside.He takes a look up the stairs and says "No fockin' way".He crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and says "I can make it to the bed."He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face.He says "Fock it" and falls into bed.The next morning, his wife, Jess, comes into the room carrying a cup of coffee and says, "Get up Paddy.Did you have a bit to drink last night?".Paddy says, "I did Jess. I was fockin' p1ssed. But how'd you know?""Mick phoned, . . .You left your wheelchair at the pub." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flipkickbs Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 LMAO! genius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 Brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bolty Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 LOL Bolty.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Cox Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 haha too cool man, too cool Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technical Tom Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 LMAO, that was awsome anymore???Tom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoyoyo Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 Thats awsome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 that is excellence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jsy Ben Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011001000110010101110010 Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 Smo, you rock my world! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Smith! Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 Hhahaa lol, oh dear.Mat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_Fel Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 Lmao wernt expecting that.I thought it was going to say "Some twat tired your shoe laces together." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 heard before soz still good though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 Lmfaoi love that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonney@X-Street Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 heard before soz still good though me to, old but a classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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