rugbyman Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish bordercheckpoint. Paddy the officer stops them and tells them: "It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means four"."Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishmen retorts disbelievingly "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons." "You can not pull that one on me," replies Paddy "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law." The Englishmen replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor overI want to speak to someone with more intelligence!" "Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011001000110010101110010 Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 hahaha funny, bit harsh, but funny enough for it not to matter. If I have a Seicento can i carry 600 people then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-BAD Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 the jokes old.... but still good oh ands its an italian man, not irish (thts the version i heard anyways) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaffacakes Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 Haha Nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrayvon Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 the jokes old.... but still good oh ands its an italian man, not irish (thts the version i heard anyways) Well its the irish that are STEREOTYPICALLY not quite with it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicH_87 Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 it would make no sense if the guy was italian, as fiat is an italian car manufacturer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biketrialler Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 it would make perfect sense if they were italian, as the numbers quattro and uno are italian numbers... hence why they would take it at face value...and get it wrong and hence the joke works...making them irish doesnt really make any sense... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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