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They say ain isn't funny. Check this niggers...........................................................................................................

Cigarette burns i my hands.

Gouch.... I say gouch,

Ryanair,

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Ruchplh

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this green was probably behind a house and a locked gate, i.e a garden lol

Ben

not as far as i know. the fence around it was like 2ft tall and there was a gate in the far side. i was well thinking about calling the police, but after, we were all ok apart from cuts and bruises so we couldnt be arsed.

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WOOOOOOOOOOO!

im druynk, i picked up a cat on the way home, an actual cat, i washed my hands to the shit after though, lp;l yeaaa!

and i pulled a fence panel off! that was ace, yeaaaaaqaaa¬¬!!!!!!

WOOOO!

ace nite|!

Ian

Anti-Social b*****d,don't you like cats or something?

zoo baby!

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Anti-Social b*****d,don't you like cats or something?

zoo baby!

Nothing against cats, just found it funny picking up a cat on th way home with some people, infact, i hate cats, i dont know why i picked up a cat, no animals where harmed though, so i'm sue you will got over it

ZOO BABY!!! yea! nice sign off!

Ian

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I'm not overly drunbk, only had 3 strongbows. But we went for a ride, then to one pub, then rode for a bit, then to another, then another bit of a ride, then to another pub. then decided against riding the golf course, and went and had a kebab instead. The best kebabs in the land are made in West Wickham by the way.

Keep it real nukkas.

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YES! bin out in warrington and went to party beforehand with free alchomahol so i'm a tad drunk!! what do you expect if u give out free booze! mikes collapsed in bed n the pc just happend to be on, thank u fatmike for sending me the link to this topic so i can talk shit t oevery1.

oh my god its light outside woo! and the birds are singing. anywho, off to bed i gotta get up in a few hours. off to wales "today". (Y)

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YES! bin out in warrington and went to party beforehand with free alchomahol so i'm a tad drunk!! what do you expect if u give out free booze! mikes collapsed in bed n the pc just happend to be on, thank u fatmike for sending me the link to this topic so i can talk shit t oevery1.

oh my god its light outside woo! and the birds are singing. anywho, off to bed i gotta get up in a few hours. off to wales "today". (Y)

wow for a hungover person you were doing quite well yesterday (Y):P

Matt are you definitly sure it was a "community" trampoline?

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  • 2 weeks later...

WASTED""!!!!

Went to te pub, got trashedw ith a few mates, got chips , tasted like cooked potatoes with salt and vinagar. ye

was cooool

ioim buildin wheel and ridin 2morroa,

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

bye bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ian aka 'no rules;;'

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oh my, nearly porked a real fat brd, shes sooo hawky we call her the sasquatch but her house is massice, we had a pool party and shes fat, but tanned and lots of makup but i think shess a bit oh my much..... ahh...... my birds asleep, i wa

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"hya all i hsve hjjjust got back afd fuhcking iout oif iyt ui cpoulndt fuind the ori kgsanl but threr svcrn is rrtyoooo fcuzzy" i quote from a topic i did last night. i will try to translate; "heya all, i have just got back and fu*king out of it. could'nt find the orginal thread but the screen is to fuzzy."

Not feeling to good at the moment.

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You're too young to be out drinking, not to mention a school night too.

I think they are all off now apart from exams. My step-sister came up to me this morning and said 'do i have an exam today?' :S How the f**k am i supposed to know? shows how much some people care :-

edit :- How anyone can enter their house, log on to a computer (Remembering their password if necessary), open internet explorer, go on trials forum and use a keyboard and a mouse to any level of compus mentus when absolutely pissed amazes me. They're either faking it to look cool :P or not drunk enough

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edit :- How anyone can enter their house, log on to a computer (Remembering their password if necessary), open internet explorer, go on trials forum and use a keyboard and a mouse to any level of compus mentus when absolutely pissed amazes me. They're either faking it to look cool :P or not drunk enough

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Maybe they're/we're so used to doing it, it comes naturally?

Drunks are amazing... :lol:

I tried to come on this actually the other night and msn automatically comes up and so does my p2p program. I just got confused (it doesn't take much)and thought bollocks to it, can't be bothered.

I've not even saved my username on t-f so i would never have managed it. Infact it isn't even on my favourites >_<

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Haha, so true.

When I'm pissed I just give Joe Maher my username and password so he can log on and make me look silly without any effort on my part.

Works like a dream.

Hahaha you need to stop telling him :-

Its always a bad thing the next day when you go on trials forum theres a topic about you being gay or something :rolleyes: but how do we know that it isn't you and you use joe as an excuse?

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edit :- How anyone can enter their house, log on to a computer (Remembering their password if necessary), open internet explorer, go on trials forum and use a keyboard and a mouse to any level of compus mentus when absolutely pissed amazes me. They're either faking it to look cool :P or not drunk enough

It's easy if you set it to remember your account, set trials forum as your homepage. etc...

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