Ryan. Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 Can't risk the warn mannnn....baggzy not doing it. You do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZHI-sam Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 fine f**k it i will Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 Technicaly I didn't go out, I just watched a load of telly and then a film whilst drinking Strongbow, then I felt all funny. (Just watched Forrest Gump and lol'ed a lot, which I doubt I'd do if I was sober).Oh look, I can still type like a human being instead of a f**king retard! I'm feeling left out.....yh m8 iem peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzeedd m8, fikan, yh mayyyyttteeee. pro yo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 Technically I didn't go out, I just watched a load of telly and then a film whilst drinking Strongbow, then I felt all funny. (Just watched Forrest Gump and lol'ed a lot, which I doubt I'd do if I was sober).Oh look, I can still type like a human being instead of a f**king retard! I'm feeling left out.....yh m8 iem peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzeedd m8, fikan, yh mayyyyttteeee. pro yo!Fail on the taking the piss out of people who can't spell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 (edited) Ahhhh, go and die. I don't cheat by proof-reading fool!EDIT: b*****d flood control, making me click twice. Edited April 16, 2009 by Muel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 'Apr 16 2009, 10:50 PM'This is why you fail actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 This is why you fail actually.FACT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 (edited) im still f**king wasted.i spent 35 quid att a cheap bar (think it was like 2.50 for a magners), and some of them were 4 shots in one, for 2 quid. because she didnt have any jager bombs. and were talking whiskey, vodka, gin, and whatever else. all proper strong shit.f**k me.i bottled a payphone too so i cut my hand up. had a bit of a row/fight (that didnt turn too bad) before that over some shit with a mate and a bunch of 'think they're ard' boys. f**k, theres sick on my living room carpet. Edited April 19, 2009 by Fixed Pants™ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 im still f**king wasted.i spent 35 quid att a cheap bar (think it was like 2.50 for a magners), and some of them were 4 shots in one, for 2 quid. because she didnt have any jager bombs. and were talking whiskey, vodka, gin, and whatever else. all proper strong shit.f**k me.i bottled a payphone too so i cut my hand up. had a bit of a row/fight (that didnt turn too bad) before that over some shit with a mate and a bunch of 'think they're ard' boys. f**k, theres sick on my living room carpet.how can u still type if ur so drunk?and why did u bottle a phone box?i hope ur hand falls off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 (edited) how can u still type if ur so drunk?and why did u bottle a phone box?i hope ur hand falls off.It wasn't great typing i'd say...And cos i had a bottle in my hand. I was a right shit last night, i dunno why. And the cuts aren't too bad, just a few little nicks. Edited April 19, 2009 by Fixed Pants™ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManxTrialSpaz Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 how can u still type if ur so drunk?and why did u bottle a phone box?i hope ur hand falls off.Because he's not utterly retarded. And it was the morning when he posted that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davey1991 Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Mr Shoe I found this for you, while your drunk use it!. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Anscombe Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Dammmmmmmmmm wish i was drunk or some how entoxicated right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 I AM I AM I AMI apologise to Mr Turd who just got a message, its probably idioticNEVERMINDI LOVE LAMPAlso who edited my signature. I like you whoever it was.Unless it was you krisboats, then we must fight to the deathI LOVE POSTING..... TO HAZ, LONG ISLAND ICED TEA IS AWESOME, DONT EVEN DENY IT. YOU LIKE THE LEMONEY AROMAMr Shoe I found this for you, while your drunk use it!. WHO ARE YOU!I HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU AREDONT TALK TO MEALSO I KNOW ITS ONLY 01:14 BUT GUESS WHAT, IVE BEEN DRINKING SINCE 2 PM WHICH MAKES ME HARD CORE ALRIGHT! SO MUEL YOU LIGHTWEIGHT FANNY, GET SOME BALLS AND THEN COME CHALLENGE. KEV IF YOUR READING THIS, I LOVE YOU. OTHER THEN THAT I COULDNT CARE LESS. THATS RIGHT, YOU WERENT MENTIONED, HOW DO YOU FEEL!I AM GOING TO REGRET THIS AT SOMEPOINT, PLEASE IGNORE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 HOW DO YOU FEEL!Ummm, wonderful! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 Yeah I get more immature when drunk unfortunately. Shame there was no one around last night, Dan and Mr Mack got the brunt of my drunk ramblings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted April 24, 2009 Report Share Posted April 24, 2009 Saw adamtrials and his mate randomly tonight. Bless them <3.Good night, properly tired and drunk, saw loads of old mates which was good too. Night TFxxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_soon_to_be Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 ois i am cunted, wwhy on the net du noo. f**k my balls..some twat starte dom mate, and head butteddd hims, an thn he was like, "OH SHIT, DIDN'T NREALISE, "funnksing pooof. whTYU THE shit am i on tf for, ssome kind SFAGOTOOT , i fuunno.anyways, nigths i love you akll withs annsall muy hearys, gets your tis our xx x x x x x bare willy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 ois i am cunted, wwhy on the net du noo. f**k my balls..some twat starte dom mate, and head butteddd hims, an thn he was like, "OH SHIT, DIDN'T NREALISE, "funnksing pooof. whTYU THE shit am i on tf for, ssome kind SFAGOTOOT , i fuunno.anyways, nigths i love you akll withs annsall muy hearys, gets your tis our xx x x x x x bare willyI actually, full on, 100% LOVE this post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_soon_to_be Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 well, that was good night then..quite hung over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Papasnap Maher Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Simpson: tonight was total lolz, i got with this bitch, then joe got sloppy seconds, then i got with a girl and came back for sloppy thirds, didn't manage to persude anyone back to joes so came home in a sainsburys shopping trolley, which joe the fanny pushed up a cerb and made me fall off, i collecyed a load of brickes and cardboard which fanny face made me abandon before embaarking on his home, managed to get the trolley home whitch was happy days BIG UP mwahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Papasnap Maher Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 LOL. the slag who had here tongue down everyones throatl Dirty bitch.Trolly..HAHA. Great birthday it was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 Fulled a fat bird, now sleeping with a boy in my bed. RESULT. GOODNIGHT TF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 I was sick at work today, good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted June 21, 2009 Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 Lol, the times I've done that...(Slept with boys and then thrown up) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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