Just Got In And Far Too Drunk

[Matthew_Gibson]

Went out wid the lads last nite. Got some cash out the bank, presses the wrong button and took £200 out. Found out that I spent most of the night in a club, fort I went home! aw well! was a good nite!!

[Brian Bleech]

wwwweeeeee xxx

[Andrew Smith]

dont belive that atall, 24 cans would get ANYONE reked, but jd aswell... nah

me thinks u lieing

nah trust me mate i wasnt lieing my family and freinds think that i am some sort of freak because i can drink so much but some 17 year old girl i know can drink about the same amount and not be completely pissed so

[sidehop]

Bluh,

Not long in...... Was a cool chill-out drink sesh at mates.

Not toooo drunk now.

Was funny.. Meh.

Also, Dave pushed me to write this

Edited April 13, 2008 by sidehop

[smelly joe]

fckedy f**karoood!!!!!

was meat to be out with ian the satarter of this thread LONG LONG LONG TIME AGO BUT HIS ACR BROKE DOWN =p

so i been at the pub doing f**k knows how many shots and just muched my way through a kebab back at home!!!!

ill see you all soon with some luck!!

this is AET harper (RN class 1) over and out love you all!!!!!!

[Token]

im drunk before going out. respect for that.

[PaRtZ]

DOES IT LOOK LIKE I WANT f**kING SALAD

my answer to the question, would i like salad on my bacon burger, which tastes like pire salt tgvbh

[yoyoyo]

twice.

The result of an army nightout with the girls, where everyone disapeared a least

[Joe Papasnap Maher]

Like i just sed in the happy thread. Just got in from the club with simp"ive already fallen asleep in joes bed"son.

Saw tom rankin in the club. My days..how weirddd. Bearing in mind he lives out chelmsford way. Was proper random. Yet such an awesome night. :D

Im off to bed. Gotta be up early..ish..9?ish lol. Damn simpson having work GRRR

[Luke Rainbird]

Brap. Where did you end up, Joe?

Clockwork was good craic tonight

[Joe Papasnap Maher]

Im off to bed. Gotta be up early..ish..9?ish lol. Damn simpson having work GRRR

simpson - Damm right! Getting paid to feel like shit at work ***!

[hI-OOPS-CAPS]

nah trust me mate i wasnt lieing my family and freinds think that i am some sort of freak because i can drink so much but some 17 year old girl i know can drink about the same amount and not be completely pissed so

must have some sort of disorder about their blood or liver. i new someone who had a super fast liver at burning off the alcohol and could never get drunk

[yoyoyo]

Brap. Where did you end up, Joe?

Clockwork was good craic tonight

If thats aimed at me and not maher syndicate. Was pretty rubbish but thats where the birthday girl wanted to go.

Isn't clockwork near the bear pit?

[Luke Rainbird]

Yep indeedy. You know Blue Mountain club is on the corner there? Pretty much visible from the 'pit? Next door to that

Twas pretty good really

[Danny Kearns]

bowlin wa maszin, 5-4 to me, bladdertded, rve, flyuid wan mega

BVRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

bruv

zzzxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[yoyoyo]

Hmmm good night but could have kept a jack wills hat( if that means anything) of a alss, but didnt/

an ok night, only spent 30 squid

Also gave said girl a camera, almost guarenteed to regret that in themorning, not my good one mind the shitty one foe january. But

never know she said she wanted to pay for it praps we can find an agreeable payment

[BenLeacock™]

caotin morgans rum for the fukcin lose mna !

i feel sikc

[David20]

Yeah man rave vwas good! I stayed faithfull, i'm so happy about it like, could have pulled some hotties but i never! Good shit, pendulum, tiesto etc. Still wearing my glow sticks, good times man. Strongbow is my drink! yessssssssss. Have a good night people and remember:

TRIALS IS GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOOOP WOOOOP!!!!!!

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Edited January 16, 2009 by David20

[Fixed Pants™]

Just got in, half sober.

The rave was a gay flop. They closed the doors to people (inc people i was meant to meet n stuff) as like 10, and sasid it had to fnish at 1, instead of 3. ended up finishing at 12 :| Spent 30 quid which equates to 9 shots and 4 cxans of beer. Wasn't drunk that much to be honest.

we jammed around london til about 3, got into a bar that i cant remember the name of, with my fake id, ut other people who didnt have id got turned away so we just hung out outside of it talking to 2 yuppies, about politics lol, 2 cockney mates were putting on a yuppie/my father drives a jaguar voices LOL and my greek mate got these tourists going well good, first said he was italian, then another random nationality, ended up as about 6 diff nationalities and said he didnt speak english in the end, was hilarious.

then came back to locla area, said we'd wait for cafes to open but people pussied out and went home about 5 30.

when we got back to palace (got night bus home) soem black woman got mugged and was proper f**ked over by it, she was drunk as f**k and just wanted to throw herself infront of a bus/car, she was in the middle of the road when i first saw her, then just dropped herself onto the floor and laid there, i heroically jumped the roadside railings thing and dragged her up and out of the road, then she stood in front of a stationary bus, we talked to her n stuff, then she went to the side of the bus into the road basically and was about to get hit by a car, but i ran at her and dragged her out of the road, hit her head on the side of the bus but still saved her from getting seriouslu pwnt.

then we were waiting for a bus and a really lagging mate was basically passed out so the girls we were with put make up on him, i went to take a pic with my mums phone and he hit it out of my hand then stomped on it, so now my mums phone is f**ked :@:@:@:@ so glad it wasnt my dslr, or i would have f**ked him up. so yeh, my mums phone is now f**ked. think im gonna tell her i dropped it when i saved the woman...

top night though, despite shitness happening. was quality hanging out with the people i was with. the girls i had only met at the rave before were cool, and obviously now im mates with them which is a good thing.

serious jokes tonight. i walked around with my jeans round my ankles quite a bit whilst dicking about waiting for cafes to open. we stole a temp bus stop. i head butted a roadworks sign. we generally had a massive laugh.

there's a fire in some houses near me, like 500m saw it coming home on the bus. was tempted to go take pics for local news but cba lol.

was photographer tonight but obv not many people were there so its mostly mates in pics which is cool.

yeah, good.

edit: just seen that i have nuff pics.

tom_, if you read this before i send you it, samantha lifted her shirt up for me to take a pic of he rboobs so that will be getting shared and wanked over. *uhhs*

oh yeh, there was a dancer there in quite skimpy clothes, she lifted her bratop up and i got some nipple in the pic! yay.

Edited May 3, 2008 by Fat Pants™

[tom jersey]

Just got in, half sober.

The rave was a gay flop. They closed the doors to people (inc people i was meant to meet n stuff) as like 10, and sasid it had to fnish at 1, instead of 3. ended up finishing at 12 :| Spent 30 quid which equates to 9 shots and 4 cxans of beer. Wasn't drunk that much to be honest.

we jammed around london til about 3, got into a bar that i cant remember the name of, with my fake id, ut other people who didnt have id got turned away so we just hung out outside of it talking to 2 yuppies, about politics lol, 2 cockney mates were putting on a yuppie/my father drives a jaguar voices LOL and my greek mate got these tourists going well good, first said he was italian, then another random nationality, ended up as about 6 diff nationalities and said he didnt speak english in the end, was hilarious.

then came back to locla area, said we'd wait for cafes to open but people pussied out and went home about 5 30.

when we got back to palace (got night bus home) soem black woman got mugged and was proper f**ked over by it, she was drunk as f**k and just wanted to throw herself infront of a bus/car, she was in the middle of the road when i first saw her, then just dropped herself onto the floor and laid there, i heroically jumped the roadside railings thing and dragged her up and out of the road, then she stood in front of a stationary bus, we talked to her n stuff, then she went to the side of the bus into the road basically and was about to get hit by a car, but i ran at her and dragged her out of the road, hit her head on the side of the bus but still saved her from getting seriouslu pwnt.

then we were waiting for a bus and a really lagging mate was basically passed out so the girls we were with put make up on him, i went to take a pic with my mums phone and he hit it out of my hand then stomped on it, so now my mums phone is f**ked :@:@:@:@ so glad it wasnt my dslr, or i would have f**ked him up. so yeh, my mums phone is now f**ked. think im gonna tell her i dropped it when i saved the woman...

top night though, despite shitness happening. was quality hanging out with the people i was with. the girls i had only met at the rave before were cool, and obviously now im mates with them which is a good thing.

serious jokes tonight. i walked around with my jeans round my ankles quite a bit whilst dicking about waiting for cafes to open. we stole a temp bus stop. i head butted a roadworks sign. we generally had a massive laugh.

there's a fire in some houses near me, like 500m saw it coming home on the bus. was tempted to go take pics for local news but cba lol.

was photographer tonight but obv not many people were there so its mostly mates in pics which is cool.

yeah, good.

edit: just seen that i have nuff pics.

tom_, if you read this before i send you it, samantha lifted her shirt up for me to take a pic of he rboobs so that will be getting shared and wanked over. *uhhs*

oh yeh, there was a dancer there in quite skimpy clothes, she lifted her bratop up and i got some nipple in the pic! yay.

LMAO, Sounded like a good night,

O so your a hero then. haha.

[NileBrown™]

Show us the pics fatty

[Joe_Elding]

Kensal to richmond on foot O MY GOSH longest thing ive ever dsone my feet sre about to fdall off likeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

eeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Davetrials]

pics

[Haz]

f**k yeah.

I'm back in my rightful place.

I'm at uni, I'm drunk, I've got 3 awesome beach balls *pics to follow*.

And I good looking girls in Bikinis galore.

f**k yeah, hot weather and beach parties.

[Haz]

Beach balls you say?!

f**k yeah, beach balls.

Do I deliver, or do I deliver?!

f**k yeah, look at those beach balls.

I'm at uni and don't have another lecture for another one and a half weeks. f**k yeah, Further Education FTMFW nga.

f**k, let me blow one up, brb...