Andrew Smith Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 eeeehhhhhgggg immmmee piiissssseedd! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Jus got in from a nigt out with simpson and scopse haha.Says the one who couldn't get in the club because he was so f**ked hahahaIf yu had come southend bessell, i can garentee u would of got pussyyyyy,No you wouldn't have because if you did have a fit girl lined up, joe would have come and grinded on her ass, and strangly enough most of the girls didnt fancy a spit roast and f**ked off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Papasnap Maher Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Says the one who couldn't get in the club because he was so f**ked hahahaNo you wouldn't have because if you did have a fit girl lined up, joe would have come and grinded on her ass, and strangly enough most of the girls didnt fancy a spit roast and f**ked off!Yer what the f**k was up with that bouncer. " Go take a walk round the block joe, youve had to much to drink " LOLThen i spoke to that women and she was like " get out the cue, you've already been told once ". Me, " Your a bunch of f**king idiots "Her, "dont hink you ever coming in here again" LOL.Dudeeeee you had the other bird. Who by all means was fit as. Dont know what your complaining about..And..i didnt just walk up..i was there..and she started dancing with me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Think I was the one who drank the wine, cider, fosters an cider pint yeah?! Maximum respect for that.An I didn't throw up through my nose into a pint glass. That was well fit Simps x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Papasnap Maher Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Think I was the one who drank the wine, cider, fosters an cider pint yeah?! Maximum respect for that.An I didn't throw up through my nose into a pint glass. That was well fit Simps xThat was actually gross haha. Good job we were leaving We was gonna be chcuked out otherwise hahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 hahaha that was so funny I was cryin. Feel abit bad for whoever had to clear it up an the thing is, Simp didn't even have to drink it bcoz we got in the club for free so he didn't even need you to pay the entry fee. majorly rinsed there Simpson! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Papasnap Maher Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 hahaha that was so funny I was cryin. Feel abit bad for whoever had to clear it up an the thing is, Simp didn't even have to drink it bcoz we got in the club for free so he didn't even need you to pay the entry fee. majorly rinsed there Simpson!LMAOYer, and to be honest, when matey boy let me in, the 2 birds who take the money werent paying any attention whatso ever. I should of just walked in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 LMAOYer, and to be honest, when matey boy let me in, the 2 birds who take the money werent paying any attention whatso ever. I should of just walked in Yea we did tell you about 60 times joe! hahahaAnd lets be honest... who wouldnt down a pint and sick it up for 7quid? I think it was well worth it! and i totally p'owned you at the downing bit but you held it down... i didnt hahaha what aim though! and carryed on drinkingwhat a hero! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 I went to the pub and got back like an hour ago, but it was a pound a pint and afterwards I just wanted to carry on drinking... two cans and a few shots latter im chatting away on MSN listening to some Anti-Flag, loving it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Papasnap Maher Posted March 25, 2008 Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 Me and Joe have just got in.... he's wasted can't handle his drink at all..... pussy!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted March 25, 2008 Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 (edited) This just may be the latest I have entered this post.But it did need to be done.If only for self recognition...EDIT: wtf dbl post... Edited March 25, 2008 by Haz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 Went to a house party with a mate from college, got threatened by a girl who said she'd slit my throat. Came home. Sore throat from shouting and flaming sambuka. Good night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted April 6, 2008 Report Share Posted April 6, 2008 In.ty Jon.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneakers O'Toole Posted April 6, 2008 Report Share Posted April 6, 2008 Been sat in A an E for the past hour. Wasn't too bad though, had a postman pat bookitent to sh and a bottle of vodka to keep me company. Shame my mate's nose is still bent to shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St_trials Posted April 6, 2008 Report Share Posted April 6, 2008 Just woke up, went to my rather hot friends house last night, she said she wanted meaningless sex, and me being drunk and a muppet went, 'no no no, it'd ruin our friendship!'But then i got more drunk and somehow ended up gettin a blowjob on her front step while waiting for the taxi home .-Charlie- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Smith Posted April 6, 2008 Report Share Posted April 6, 2008 Just woke up, went to my rather hot friends house last night, she said she wanted meaningless sex, and me being drunk and a muppet went, 'no no no, it'd ruin our friendship!'But then i got more drunk and somehow ended up gettin a blowjob on her front step while waiting for the taxi home .-Charlie-lol nooo gutted mate ah well respect for the blowie thoughti am kind of angry that 24 cans of stellar hasnt done any thing but make me piss like mad lolbut i am cheering up as i have just downed about 1/3rd of a liter of JD and it is starting to kick in like mad good times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted April 6, 2008 Report Share Posted April 6, 2008 24 cans of Stella?! No way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_ Posted April 6, 2008 Report Share Posted April 6, 2008 Pretty sure hes a fairly large guy, at a steady pace I guess its possible.I however would be dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Smith Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 24 cans of Stella?! No way.yes wwayPretty sure hes a fairly large guy, at a steady pace I guess its possible.I however would be dead.i weigh 19.6 stone and am 6.1it has kicked in and i feel like shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManxTrialSpaz Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 yes wwayi weigh 19.6 stone and am 6.1it has kicked in and i feel like shitIf its making you feel shit, you're drinking it wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Smith Posted April 8, 2008 Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 If its making you feel shit, you're drinking it wrong well in the end all turned out pretty sweet it was just the taste that the jack daniels had left in my mouth had left so i rode up to my local chinese (pissed up) and spent £16 on a huge chineseand when home scoffed the lot with 2 more stellars and watched a movie then went to bed and woke up with no hang over what so ever so yeh very sweet and relaxed night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoyoyo Posted April 8, 2008 Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 First (proper) night out since back at uni, drinking games and then off to vodka revs for flip a coin. basically guess heads or tails right it's buy onw get one free. Ordered a double,single and a shot. Oh yes i got it right so in the end had three doubles and two shots and just watched rocky with a few lads. Good stuff. Roll on tommrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoyoyo Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 (edited) just got back, feel like gonna be sick. was ok night but friend saw the girl he likes/pretty much with with another guy so he is determined to find someone else which got annoyin when he tries it on with any female in my vacinity, so i left him to it cos everyone else had gone.we need haz back, someone should make a petition or not. best be sunny tommrowo so i can ride.Edit: Been sick Edited April 11, 2008 by yoyoyo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 17 drinks up and some funny shaped cigarettes. i be blaaazing. girls in clubs are all whores though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenLeacock™ Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 i weigh 19.6 stone and am 6.1it has kicked in and i feel like shitdont belive that atall, 24 cans would get ANYONE reked, but jd aswell... nahme thinks u lieing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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