poopipe Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 it's still nice to know you have a bigger wang than your mates. well done fatty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggy Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 I've almost gone through 24 cans of carlsberg last night and tonight. My dad will be pissed off come christmas when I've polished my way secretly through possibly another 2 crates.It's quite bad I just feel like drinking myself into bed on a work night.On the subject of 'wangs' I've gotten mine out a lot in public lately, I don't know why, just felt right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 On the subject of 'wangs' I've gotten mine out a lot in public lately, I don't know why, just felt right.Public forum you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 On the subject of 'wangs' I've gotten mine out a lot in public lately, I don't know why, just felt right.A man after my own heart. lets see who gets on the register first... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 I beat you all to it...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted November 17, 2007 Report Share Posted November 17, 2007 Been to southbank to get drunk, was pretty good, i'm not that drunk though, had a pint (watched footy first, got in and served, get in!) then downed 2 big bottles of smirnoff ice cos i'm a girl like that.Was pretty good, met this girl i'vre e-known for 5 years and finally met her, was pretty good, year below but only 4 months younger than me, pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggy Posted November 17, 2007 Report Share Posted November 17, 2007 Been to southbank to get drunk, was pretty good, i'm not that drunk though, had a pint (watched footy first, got in and served, get in!) then downed 2 big bottles of smirnoff ice cos i'm a girl like that.Was pretty good, met this girl i'vre e-known for 5 years and finally met her, was pretty good, year below but only 4 months younger than me, pretty good.sounds awesome!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted November 17, 2007 Report Share Posted November 17, 2007 Kinda was ok, not that lively though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamHolmes Posted November 18, 2007 Report Share Posted November 18, 2007 Boring night againnnn,, Was sat with the ex most of the night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pauly Posted November 18, 2007 Report Share Posted November 18, 2007 lol duns hno how i founrd thuis gud nutie an studffsmasin me face with a piork sarni haghagaahnPaiolll.yu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted November 18, 2007 Report Share Posted November 18, 2007 im wastteedddd.drunk so quickly, first pint (got served again btw) was drunk in a min cor two , and downed in 10 seconds tthen i had like 5 4 more but dropped 2.im wasted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted November 18, 2007 Report Share Posted November 18, 2007 im wastteedddd.drunk so quickly, first pint (got served again btw) was drunk in a min cor two , and downed in 10 seconds tthen i had like 5 4 more but dropped 2.im wasted Dick head.I can't get drunk, it makes me feel very ill when I get to tipsy, so I don't bother.Since my mum left my Dad is buying about 2 24 boxes of the cheapest decent bottled stuff, Carlsberg Exprt this week, but he's going today, apparantly Stella is on offer this week, 2 boxes for £16. He went yesterday, but couldn't get any because he was on his bike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clownbike Posted November 18, 2007 Report Share Posted November 18, 2007 Lol!Technically i didn't just get in, but i'm still sooooo drunk!Here is a lil story of how my night went.........I've had so much work on at the moment so i've not been going out. My housemate's friend came over (mhhhhh......nice ), as she was pretty fit i thought i'd go out with them. I had way too much to drink (pretty easy as i'm a light-weight), the i preceded to turn on the charm. This ment giving her a piggy back down the road. The girls infront were skipping, so i decided to try it with this fit girl on my back.....big mistake. My leg immediately buckled and i went down.....pretty hard to be honest. Skinned my knee in two places. The worst bit was i saw her face hit the floor (the girl i was giving a piggy back to) and her arms didn't break the fall, just her face. She also managed to pull down one of my other housemates who hit her tooth on the concrete and the decided to cry. Another one of my housemates went down, but she was so drunk she just got back up!I was miserable at this night, i felt so guilty......then just to top it off, the fit girl i was giving a piggy back to also decided to cry. She got on the phone to her boyfriend () and just started blubbing. The we went to a club and my housemate locked herself in the toilet and started to cry.....oh my god. I tried to go in, but the bouncers wouldn't let me (for obvious reasons - i have a masive penis).I hate having all female housemates, especially the ones i have - don't know how to take a joke and just really into girl power and all that shiz - fooking lesbians!Phhhffff.......hope this made somebody chuckle (even i chuckled when i saw her face hit the floor lol)PS they're just upstairs talking now - wierdos! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb Posted November 18, 2007 Report Share Posted November 18, 2007 hahaha pretty funny stuff i have a sore throat from drinking too much whiskey , just cant win these days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoyoyo Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 Yes £10 all you can drink and club after with two cocktails.I love uni... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Papasnap Maher Posted November 24, 2007 Report Share Posted November 24, 2007 Just got in from a pretty decnt night. Didnt drink much at all, few beers, few redbull and vodka's. Just danced my arse off all night.Didnt pull no fanny. Absolutly gutted LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted November 25, 2007 Report Share Posted November 25, 2007 Seems when you go to a club in a straight jacket you got off ebay, girls will tie you up and take advantage of you.I approve.Photos tomorrow, I'd imagine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trial-biker-ryan Posted November 25, 2007 Report Share Posted November 25, 2007 oh my godi'm not actually drunk anymore but i had a pretty awesome/terrifying night. basically. went to a mates house party. had loads of beers, chatted to people etc. later on we went for a walk and we saw this trampoline on a green i said "who owns that?" my mate replies "i think its a community trampoline" so i said "cool lets have a jump on it later" and that was that.later on we were even more drunkend and someone suggfested we should go to the tramp and have a bounce. we were all well up for this so we went. after about 5 mins of bouncing we heard this noise then a big f**k off flash light came on and this guy ran at us with a baseball bat, he smacked it on the trampoline frame to scare us then shouted "c'mon you spinless c**ts" needless to say we all f**king legged it. he chased us off the green catching one of us on the arse with the bat. i dived oveer the fence next to the gate and landed on my knees scrambled to my feet and sprinted the 1/4mile back to my mates house. we got back to his at 1ish.we thought this was scary but funny so we wernt really bothered.later on we decided to walk home (approx 3.30 int morning), its about 4 miles to our houses but in a drunken stupor and kitted up with beer jackets we thought it'd be cool. we got about a hundrend yardds from my mates house when one of the guys i was walking with needed a slash, so he stopped against a fence whilst we carried on walking. we could see headlights coming along the road and one of us dsaid "lets hitch" so he stucvk his thumb out and the car slowed down. it had basically stopped next to my friend who was pissing but before it had stopped completley the guy with the f**king baseball bat jumped out!!! he shouted at us "get here you f**king c**ts!!!" and chased us into a nearby estate. at this point we were shitting ourselves as he obviously intended to beat us. we were walking through the estate kinda trying to find a way home when we hear somthing behind us, we turn around and its the f**king car!! (how deaf are we) it turns the full beams on and the guy steps on the gas. we leg it again (people who know me will know how much i hate running) this time going down a little side ally inbetween a barbed wire fence and the edge of someones garden. i got snagged on the barbedwire and cut myself at the end of the path was a style, we jumped it and ended up on the railway lines. we all split and hid in various places arounds the track and as faras we could hear he hadnt come over. so we lay there for a bit untill he went..... we heard the car pull away and got up. we all found each other in the pitch black. we walked along the railway line untill we got home. what a f**king mad night.howeveeer. much funnies.BARSTARD EMO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted November 27, 2007 Report Share Posted November 27, 2007 HELLO!Drunk F T W(*** F T L )School discos are so good!! especially on £1.50 a pint night... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoyoyo Posted November 27, 2007 Report Share Posted November 27, 2007 BARSTARD EMO Year old chap First day out in a week, got truely smashed as one should, clubs should not do £5 min for cards, well thay should cos i only had £30 on student night but paid for friend and then on cocktails. Missed out on £12 all you can dribnk so gutted obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted November 27, 2007 Report Share Posted November 27, 2007 yoyoyo F T W Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoyoyo Posted November 27, 2007 Report Share Posted November 27, 2007 Haz F T W and possibly *** and biscuits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted November 27, 2007 Report Share Posted November 27, 2007 Biscuits F T WTesco Value Chocolate Chip Cookies are almost cheaper than bread, 80p for 600g, whilst (decent) bread is £1 for 800g.I know which I'd rather have... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoyoyo Posted November 27, 2007 Report Share Posted November 27, 2007 Or vodka which is £7 a bottle?Tesco bread sucks, goes mouldy after two days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted November 27, 2007 Report Share Posted November 27, 2007 Hmmm, vodka is good, but £7 that's almost on the expensive side... I NEED MOAR LOAN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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