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Went out last night, and my mate was lying down, had a fall out with his girlfriend (he tends to get wound up really easily and ends up punching shit to take his anger out) and I saw him knee himself in the head, then he just dropped to the floor 'cus he knocked himself out, Was pretty funny :P

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Just got back from shrews.

Was pretty shit at the start, then got good. Then last trains were at like silly hour so had to come back before the fun started. DAMN YOU ARRIVA/CENTRAL TRAINS.

Fairly drunk, and this girl i got pretty close to and like a fair bit has a bellend of a boyfriend, all like public school f**k up.

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Hahahaa sick night :) Went to an 18th of 2 boys i know in the year above which was at this MASSIVE manor house type thing. Tons of fit birds all looking fiiinnee cos it was a dressy, smart, dresscode so black dresses an the like.

We found a dog on the way lmao! This little, super cute an playful thing, latched on to me and my mate walking there and came about a mile with us even though we were trying to shake it so my mates dad ended up trying to take it back to its owner on the road it came from but no one owns that dog etc so i think he has it atm or is ringing the police of summat with it haha.

A bunch of spanish boys, just moved to england (decided to come to watford :S), came and chatted to us outside the party but were cocky twats so it kinda ended up in a bit of jokey beef but then they drove off in there merk and all good. Then more beef an this boy got floored till it got broken up an he went on a mad one for a bit. Was funny.

Ahhh i gotta do mad work tomorow though :( Not good.

Looking back on it, why the f**k did i write all that :S I jus came on here to see if the clocks go back before i go to bed. This is my first post in the drunken thread after a night out (i think/hope lol) and i feel pretty saaad to be honest.

EDIT: I CAN TYPE AND EVERYTHING :o

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Yeah, just been out. I :wub: drinks with laaaadies. Mother f**kers though

Almost got in a fight with an asian because he wanted this girl i was getting with, he was like f**k off mate, and i was like woooy, tiny penis alert and he went to hit me, but i hid behind this girl and he was like pussy'ol and tried to grab me, but i'm way too quick and was like maaaate no. he got kicked out 'cos i'm init with the manager of the club as he wants me to take pictures.

Man life is all gravy :cheers:

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What are you talking about, went out as Freddy Kruger, came back as fairy. No idea how that worked but oh well, have loads of cuts on my hands from were we acquired loads of signs from the club, got a smoking area, drinking water and VIP sign. Good times, i'm such a shit when drunk.

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