Ash-Kennard Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 you need to hear the immense song curtsy of the bloodhound gang, 'you're pretty when i'm drunk'... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoyoyo Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 Yeh just got back we're lame...Won't believe how hard it was. From inside the club on the balcony railing, above bouncers, whacked it down guys jeans to get it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat hudson Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 fair doos, well done weith that banner! we had one of similar size from outside a local somerfield and it was screwed to the f**king wall and we had to stand on our bikes to reach the top screws. great as bed spreads! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 (edited) Just got in yea... planned a massive stoner party on sunday round mine.... in retrospect not sure it was the best idea... but got someones ID so going mayhem with Gaher on Monday and this girl i wanted to get with today... but i seemed to get stuck outside with a load of safe epope and she just wanted to keep warm.... mehidge.... brough 36 cans of cider, 8 bottles of Carnoa, a litre of vodka smirnoff and a bvottle of white whine for this week... parents went away for 9 days.... o HAPPY DAYS....... lovin it bitches.... xxxEDIT: my dad left me a tonne to ENJOIII myself..... only 50uid left lol and i gotta drive 1 of my missus's to rye lmao xx MISH MASH Edited October 19, 2007 by Simpson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bionic Balls Posted October 20, 2007 Report Share Posted October 20, 2007 why am i eating a tin of wild red salmon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pauly Posted October 20, 2007 Report Share Posted October 20, 2007 HAHAHA MIJNTO NGHT I CANRT EWVEN SEE WOITIPUTTIN OLK AHHAUYHAA' M IIOLRL POZXT THE PIUC IUP I JU S 3TOIIK TOMOX lolol))PD)P:)D:)Dpaultagt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted October 20, 2007 Report Share Posted October 20, 2007 Tonight was f**king good, met up with my boy Sammy Ren, watched France get killed (again), went to another bar, met up with some other friends, got more drunk, went back to a pretty good but damn random house party, went back to Ren's, went through a bottle of scotch, had a damn good (what the f**k is up) chat, and walked home at lightening speed, I'm still f**king happy and drunk.Uni, as I'm sure yoyoyo can contest, is a f**king good time... I would recommend it to anyone, and I work my tits off, allready... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted October 20, 2007 Report Share Posted October 20, 2007 Sammy RenRenny? Some fool phoned me up last night thinking i was renny, so i'm like 'that's not me mate' and i think he got scared and said oh sorry boss, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted October 20, 2007 Report Share Posted October 20, 2007 Not renny, blad, just Ren, as in Jenny Wren.Just got in from drowning my sorrows. How did they dis-alow that try...Left in a club by myself, all my friends left (got kicked), f**k me I'm drunk...('Pants, I don't know your number, let alone your sisters... ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dai the Socket Posted October 21, 2007 Report Share Posted October 21, 2007 ('Pants, I don't know your number, let alone your sisters... )I know his sisters So yeh im hammered. Good effort tonight Only spent £15 an d im pretty slaughtered! Looking forward to jumping into my cumfy as f**k bed and sleeping in loaaaaaaads tomorrow. woooooooo. xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoyoyo Posted October 21, 2007 Report Share Posted October 21, 2007 Why am i sober, goodness knows how many vodka and oranges, four jugs from spoons.So appointed and we lost rugger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UrbanPoet Posted October 21, 2007 Report Share Posted October 21, 2007 Might try, might as well i guess.EDIT: As you know, i'm not that great looking really though, so i don't really wanna be rejected even more.I need to get to the gym, and sex up.CHILL OUT AND GROW UP! LOLZORZ!Even ugly people get to drink from the furry cup! On another note, the 3 TF members here are DRUNKORRRZZZZ LOLZZZ LOLLLZZZZZZ. That's how drunk TF'ers type isn't it?PS: Move on Fat Pants, you have urges, get over them with a giant tommy tank and aim your special sauce at a picture of an enemy or something........................__ ..................<ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL>.........................| |.............................. __\||/____.......\\...............|'-|--| .\\....\.......\ \_...........|--|---|..\\ ....\....../ L \____,/-------\___\___\.|LOL|-------------O----- ----,\....\ L /______,---''-----------, /...../ /.............\_________ ,/.....//.............____//___ __\\__/.<3 <3 <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted October 21, 2007 Report Share Posted October 21, 2007 Just got in from drowning my sorrows. How did they dis-alow that try...Cos his foot was out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted October 21, 2007 Report Share Posted October 21, 2007 I would of posted in here last night, but you know, i didn't stay at my house last night. Started as yet another shit night, nothing seems to be able to compare to the atmosphere of Newquay, so annoying, but went to a small gathering at a mates after and met the most amazing girl ever, stayed with her all night, got no sleep as she took up all the bloody sofa! Needed a good night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted October 21, 2007 Report Share Posted October 21, 2007 nothing seems to be able to compare to the atmosphere of NewquayI miss Newquay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 Well went out with Joe Maher for the 1st time tonight.... he didnt wanna get drunk so i spent a score on him getting him drunk.... a score on me getting me more drunk than him.... and 15quid for me and 3 girls to get a cab home! lucky i did some overtimee at work 2night! walked home with some drunk randomer was soooooo funny lol good times! Under age drinking ***..... i mean..... mahem was nothing compared to ibiza but stilll f**king funy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoyoyo Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 2000 person pub crawl was brilliant, but music got rubbish at last club on list so left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 Why is it yoyoyo seems to run this thread.Apparently this is the thread to be in...... so here I am, f**ked. xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Papasnap Maher Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 oh my god, impsosn is a lebeend bouhgrt mt rink LL NIGght ababa'{@mi triuing ro get with my ex kiik klol. cvxcxOh hpf ,y dperllomninoiis atotos iik kkik,lklsxssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssosoppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww2222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222oh my god. i feel likke abso;ute shit hahahaim shaking all over the place lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 oh my god, impsosn is a lebeend bouhgrt mt rink LL NIGght ababa'{@mi triuing ro get with my ex kiik klol. cvxcxOh hpf ,y dperllomninoiis atotos iik kkik,lklsxssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssosoppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww2222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222oh my god. i feel likke abso;ute shit hahahaim shaking all over the place lolHahahaha new quotage?Translation.... "oh my god Simpson is a legend brought me drink all night. I tryed to get with my ex abbie. dont have a clue about the middle bit lmao though! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoyoyo Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 Why is it yoyoyo seems to run this threadNah, just one of the only ones who can work a computer when drunk perhaps?Besides Fatty is top poster, but then it's easier to get drunk if you only need one can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_soon_to_be Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 went to guilford uni last nigth, vodka shot, wiski shots, beers, dirty beerand then the amublane being called for me because i am shaking uncontrably throwing my guts up and apparently stopped breathing a few times, blood test etc etci wake up in the morning and knew absolutely nothing about the night apart from my first 4-5 beersWHAT A NIGHT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 i wake up in the morning and knew absolutely nothing about the night apart from my first 4-5 beersWHAT A NIGHTf**king hell should go out with someone like you! not mr lightweight joe "im never drinking again" maher... PUSSY'ole hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Papasnap Maher Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 LOLi blame it on not having any dinner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Arnold Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 went to guilford uni last nigth, vodka shot, wiski shots, beers, dirty beerand then the amublane being called for me because i am shaking uncontrably throwing my guts up and apparently stopped breathing a few times, blood test etc etci wake up in the morning and knew absolutely nothing about the night apart from my first 4-5 beersWHAT A NIGHTlol, 4-5 beers doesn't sound THAT good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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