downhill_rob2@hotmail.com Posted February 11, 2007 Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 wshat a prock i reel!!! sooo fokinhg drunk! met this lass, for the rist time, and i fell over aftea getin into her!!! shit lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted February 11, 2007 Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 You're still sort of wasted/drunk at 10 45? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_Elding Posted February 11, 2007 Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 no hes trying to sound cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guineasmithpig Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 battered. chips cheese and beans for the win. gym sesh in the mornin. crap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 Feel. Rough. As. f**k... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plainlazy84 Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 Well that was tremendously fun. East 17 live at Creation club, Brighton I'm pretty sure they sucked but it was fairly amusing after a few too many vodka redbulls. No Tony Mortimer either. Some fit biatches in da club as fiddy would say so thats all gravy. Everybody in the house of love! Brian Harvey you prat.... dont run yourself over again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperDeathMonkey Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 (edited) f**k!! I've just drunk far too much and now I've got a 10 page report on a program i've yet to write and a flow chart to draw by 12 o'clock tomorrow!!!! AAARRRRGGGHHH!!!! Looks like another all nighter ..............don't worry i've got a quadruple sugared black coffee and a pack of pro plus to sort me out, this is gonna be one kick arse report!! Edited February 22, 2007 by Super Death Monkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoyoyo Posted March 4, 2007 Report Share Posted March 4, 2007 Slightly dryunk. Nowt too much.Was boogieing away all night with some cool lass who i;kll never see agaibn.No worreis though.Its 4 and im not tired, this sucks balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrayvon Posted March 4, 2007 Report Share Posted March 4, 2007 Anyone else think this should be made a sticky? No idea about you, but when I've been drinking, I can't be bothered to search through pages and pages just looking for this. Just a suggestion Wray Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted March 4, 2007 Report Share Posted March 4, 2007 (edited) Wrong thread. I'm not drunk...honest... Edited March 4, 2007 by Dan6061 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrayvon Posted March 4, 2007 Report Share Posted March 4, 2007 Erm are you in the right thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted March 4, 2007 Report Share Posted March 4, 2007 No. :$ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robwalker Posted March 10, 2007 Report Share Posted March 10, 2007 mmmmmmmmmm im well drunk, love you all. Someone put vodka in my fosters nd i am wnoew well drunnk and i fet to f**k my gdf haha and she got one of them vibration tihings for mycock. Tasha says hello by the way. oh my god i ve got work tomorow wtf wankers i work at hell frauds lol love ugt alll.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011001000110010101110010 Posted March 10, 2007 Report Share Posted March 10, 2007 mmmmmmmmmm im well drunk, love you all. Someone put vodka in my fosters nd i am wnoew well drunnk and i fet to f**k my gdf haha and she got one of them vibration tihings for mycock. Tasha says hello by the way. oh my god i ve got work tomorow wtf wankers i work at hell frauds lol love ugt alll.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxquoted for clarity, so he cant stealth edit it in the morning... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmt_oli Posted March 10, 2007 Report Share Posted March 10, 2007 haha nice one freddo!Woop! won £2.50 on a pub quiz. 3 way tie, and we lost the tie braker, so we got half the second prize money (a tenner) for our team of 4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted March 10, 2007 Report Share Posted March 10, 2007 Im pissed, can type properly i think, about as good a beau tehewent kebab shoop, got kebab for me n cips for mumsome bloke said police as i was pissing outside cats protection next to kebab shop so i stared at him n he was like oooh sorry mate sorry so i told him to f**k off n carried onon way home from kebab went thought macdonalds drive through for a mcflurry for me n sundae for my mumgot homewrote a bulletin on myspacepostedi n heretyped quite welloh yeah cousens 18th bday paty at pub not bad for a pissed post i dont htink although i am writing loads without stoppng at the moment...... BLAHHH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plainlazy84 Posted March 10, 2007 Report Share Posted March 10, 2007 From last night but why not ....Finished on 10 under par and wasnt in bed by 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmt_oli Posted March 10, 2007 Report Share Posted March 10, 2007 Pub Golf for the win! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted March 11, 2007 Report Share Posted March 11, 2007 Im pissed, can type properly i think, about as good a beau tehewent kebab shoop, got kebab for me n cips for mumsome bloke said police as i was pissing outside cats protection next to kebab shop so i stared at him n he was like oooh sorry mate sorry so i told him to f**k off n carried onon way home from kebab went thought macdonalds drive through for a mcflurry for me n sundae for my mumgot homewrote a bulletin on myspacepostedi n heretyped quite welloh yeah cousens 18th bday paty at pub not bad for a pissed post i dont htink although i am writing loads without stoppng at the moment...... BLAHHH!Here is said bulletin:HJAHA just got in from cosins 18thpissedWent kebab shop, had to go next door and piss outsode cats protection place, some bloke said police so i stayed at him n he wasl ike oh sorry mate sorry so i told him to f**k off and carried on pissingon way home from kebab shop went macdonalds drive through for McFlurrys and sundaes,qwaiting for food my mum turned up music as loud as her little sound system would go while i jused my fdinger to scooop up kebabv/saladbloke serving food tried chatting up my mum so i decided to give a little playfull abiuse got homewrote a bullitenMUMS CAN BE FUN/.......SOMETIMES!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plainlazy84 Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 boatrace ***! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
club_card Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 im in a french guys house and im drunk the keyboard is all jumbled up syupid frnch people i ts harder to typee tommorow i hqve to be up at 5:30 wooo hooooo itll be fun qnd they hqve kicked me out of ,y house so i hqave no wear to live which is niceim on my own and i live on my own my mum has gone back to england now i can do what i want i have to look for a flat and tommorrow i have to be at work at 5:30 oh crap thats not good stupid french keyboard i dont know where any of the letters are ok great and i was rumberling thorought attick and i found the original copy of the bible, which was niceThe fast show rules i love that show well im getting tired of typing im gonna go look for some flats bye bye bye bye bye bèye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye one more time bye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 not MY mum your mum,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, what a fanny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 got proppa plastered drunk far too much got really wunk and then got kicked outta the club so i had to sit for for an hour and wait for geo jacj and and joey to get outta there till the last train i really wasntr haooy but i didn get a cider in toilets and the bloke was like what are you gay? snorting coke or rolloing a splif..... so my matge was like meh were gay and then the bouncer went to get the pololice so we ran away and then my friend got into a fight with a bouncer so i was like f**k offa him so then they attacked me then the police cme there were like 1,000,000 police down ythe seafrotn so we had to runb away from them like 100 times and there was this really fat fuvcjer like 17 stone and looked kinda like ben)_cox and he was egging me on so i brought him some beef so i dumped tackled him hahahha what a wanker but i landed on top of him so it was all gravy and i am a very happy b*****d oh an some fack f**ker punched me so i had a fat lip what a wanker,,,,,,,, ig wve got a Traffic sign and went garden hoopping and had a row with the kebab owner people because they said they didnt sell kebabes waht tossers...... ANYWAY im off to play xbiox with the lads now....donate muchael sider fund? trialsforum donation fund for me? becayse i need more? sed to 19 barncombe SS74AQ mother f**kers need mroe mroe more...... please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Papasnap Maher Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 got proppa plastered drunk far too much got really wunk and then got kicked outta the club so i had to sit for for an hour and wait for geo jacj and and joey to get outta there till the last train i really wasntr haooy but i didn get a cider in toilets and the bloke was like what are you gay? snorting coke or rolloing a splif..... so my matge was like meh were gay and then the bouncer went to get the pololice so we ran away and then my friend got into a fight with a bouncer so i was like f**k offa him so then they attacked me then the police cme there were like 1,000,000 police down ythe seafrotn so we had to runb away from them like 100 times and there was this really fat fuvcjer like 17 stone and looked kinda like ben)_cox and he was egging me on so i brought him some beef so i dumped tackled him hahahha what a wanker but i landed on top of him so it was all gravy and i am a very happy b*****d oh an some fack f**ker punched me so i had a fat lip what a wanker,,,,,,,, ig wve got a Traffic sign and went garden hoopping and had a row with the kebab owner people because they said they didnt sell kebabes waht tossers...... ANYWAY im off to play xbiox with the lads now....donate muchael sider fund? trialsforum donation fund for me? becayse i need more? sed to 19 barncombe SS74AQ mother f**kers need mroe mroe more...... please amd you wanna ride tomoz, your not gonna be in a stable manner to ride Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 found out i aint got fottie so i will prob be allowed out for longer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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