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love you alot very me cocolate mmmmmmm niceeeeeeeeee

Why ist medways trials done 3 pagws in 2nights :):angry: haha jokeing :rolleyes: :$ :P:lol:

relly ghey floooood contro control im way to quic for ti s tis forum n im best n i post good n propa wih corecisnes :D

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I double dare you to attempt typing without making it unreadable. Go on, I'll send you a penny chew (after post and packaging and handling costs have been added) if you manage to post something that makes at least a little sense. If you are drunk enough to post like that then you should have passed out by now ;)

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second night out on the trot had the best nytt ever 2nytttttt never felt so good in my life!!!!! just got in too sat on a bench at wgmore church for 3 fooking hours drinking fook loads of beers after bein at rob walkers party in his bar in his garden it was mad i think he shud have another one 2nytt!!!!!!!!!!!:D if he can that would be great!!!!! getting up for 9 to be gone by 10 to go riding so its cool man and i cant wait because it will be good. love u all u t-f bummers XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX wub

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Hahaha was you actualkly having sex rob? :huh:

Noooo, its jus my girlfriend is grounded at the moment, and i havnt had sex for ages so i had some random urge to take ellie up into my room, fully clothed, bend her over and jus started humping from behind, and she was like wow ur quick and then we was practicing all these other positions. But dont worry we was fully clothed and there was loads of people in the room, got some great footage last nite, might edit it and show u tonite alan. Hurry up and get riding you bum, oh and remember...

What happends at my parties, stays at my parties ;)

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Noooo, its jus my girlfriend is grounded at the moment, and i havnt had sex for ages so i had some random urge to take ellie up into my room, fully clothed, bend her over and jus started humping from behind, and she was like wow ur quick and then we was practicing all these other positions. But dont worry we was fully clothed and there was loads of people in the room, got some great footage last nite, might edit it and show u tonite alan. Hurry up and get riding you bum, oh and remember...

What happends at my parties, stays at my parties ;)

WHAT HAPPENDS IN THE BAR STAYS IN THE BAR. lmao

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just woke up and my throat it really bad as I was shouting alot last night, cant speek properly :(

I double dare you to attempt typing without making it unreadable. Go on, I'll send you a penny chew (after post and packaging and handling costs have been added) if you manage to post something that makes at least a little sense. If you are drunk enough to post like that then you should have passed out by now ;)

Sorry my typing skills are not brilliant anyway even when im sober :closedeyes:

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Just got in, and my o my what a shit night. First it was the community support offices, fair enough i guess they were just doing their job, then walking through the muddiest of all football fielids. Then to top it all off one of my mates being hunted down by a big goup of nutters wantting to snap his neck, so we resorted to standing there telling them that we didn't know who george was (the one they were looking for), when he was standing right next to them. I think he is still in town now.

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im the f**king msaster !!!!!!!!!!! toouk me ages to find the f**kin buten to post drunknesss! trials is sdhit when ui got pussy! innit mate 888 m8 ................................. me and tha LADzzzzzz ouit tonight! f**k trials when u got hot f**king birds! inni8t. Night night lads\z\zzz

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haha oh my god im gna seem like such a loser but im sat here. at half 3 nearly listenin to pendulum - hyper as f**k at my desk lol.

my eyes oculdnt even go any wider i dont think.

i wanted 2 stay in halifax but everyone closed =[ apart from the strip club but john dent wna go in which was WANK. sooo bad. hmph!!

laters x

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Had a mental night in the vlubs. Played rage against the amchine and pendulum and a bit of system of a down, had an awesome burger from kebab shop too, mate got his phone robbed though... well he lost it and then they found it and txted his mrs to see if they could wank in her mouth :(

oh well, he's used to losing fones now.

gottas be up in morning for notts ridfe, dont think thast'll happen... night t-f.

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My god im so hungover. I was so drunk last night decided it was clever to walk about 3 miles home (a long way when you cant walk toow ell!)

Ha ha, i've done that too. It was about 5 miles for me though... only took like 2 hours and i found i can fall asleep and walk at the same time.

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bleh... had a few budsa and carlsbergs /lings or w.e mates had sum blue shit tht wasnt thast strong... and they gave me a strong1, horribel, burnt my throat and eveyrthin.. arseholes! was fun though, matesa 16th bday partayyy, duno ifd im gonna go on londno ride tromoro, too late and im probablt gonna feel like shit! n my ridin budwisre hasnt been online for soem time... so i dunno.

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bleh... had a few budsa and carlsbergs /lings or w.e mates had sum blue shit tht wasnt thast strong... and they gave me a strong1, horribel, burnt my throat and eveyrthin.. arseholes! was fun though, matesa 16th bday partayyy, duno ifd im gonna go on londno ride tromoro, too late and im probablt gonna feel like shit! n my ridin budwisre hasnt been online for soem time... so i dunno.

(Y)0.0

oh my god U FAT fanny!

Am pissed! but i came ome wid mre than i wen out wid RESULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I pulled like 5 birds (and one guy! the pubs chef!)

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pulled 2 german lasses! they are FIT AS UR MAM!

IM BETTER THAN U!!

they have boobs too big! and fannys so clean and tidy! BLITZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZED!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOD im better that everyone!

I beat Poopies (hes really gay!)

But SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

dnt let my mam know she will be very unset!

NITE ALL!

BUM U TMORA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :blues

MY CALL time is 10.45 HA H HA LOL!

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I think he's just on sugar, 'cos i wasn't that drunk and i couldn't type very well (as you can see)

No headaches this morning, feel fine. London possibly but i only just woke up about 30 mins ago.

Eugh, i can still taste that blue stuff, it was like some blue shit that was supposedly 21% then a shit load of vodka and something else that was quite strong. He (birthday boy) came up to me after having a piss and just said, Glen you're drinking this, down it, NOW, so i'm like being a pussy 'cos it smelt EXTRA strong, 5 mins later it's all down me, bastards.

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