Jaffacakes Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 Racist b*****donly joking, I love you really Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 a guy's walking down the road and reads in the papers"wanted, black man for rape"he says "f*cking black people get all the best jobs" HAhahahahaha, thats f**kin ace.Why is it the racist jokes are always the best ones? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 ok im back :$I had another told to me last nightA coloured gentlemen went to the doctors and said "doctor doctor I cant stop running everywhere. Everywhere I go I run, I run to the bathroom, I run to work I run everywhere!" Whilst running on the spot. So the doctor says "Ah its ok, this is common" he takes out some white powder and puts it on the table and says "Sniff that" "so the foreign guy does and he immediatly stops running and says "wow that was amazing, what was that stuff? coke?" the doctor says "No it was persil, guaranteed to stop colours running" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonCongreve Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 I'm sober now!!!!1Had a good time tonightt but too much running about i think.yep, i ran.my gf kept running off with her mfreinds, so i had to stop them .feeling sick now though , should get to sleeppppp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaffacakes Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 k im actualy so f**ked i bin drinkin coronas with a bit of lime in the neck all night at work lol i had like 15 there and there was a out of dade crate of groshe(sp bblablabla) which i got and drank it all on the way hoem lol its only like a 20 min walk koz i crashed my f**king ped and its geint mended (grr smile( im guna get stoned then go bed i think ddodododo dooooooooo ermermemremrmerm ermemremremrmer eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmm nite? gunna a few biffs sleep then sleep miniman and rob and wezz maby#? co,e tomorrow so ride wif them got to be up at 11 ewmrermemrem blablalbalblablablabllab TF is gay blabllbalblablal gaygaygay byexxxxxxxxxx kiss kiss bumbumxxxxxxxxxxxxx fullstop,y lavalamps so coolsoooooooooooooooo cooooooooooooooool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat hudson Posted September 3, 2006 Report Share Posted September 3, 2006 weaaaaaaaaaaay drunk as f**k mateeeeeeeeejust beat up farmerszzzzzzzz at a barners danewaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttt u lookin at fanny dfacenoone mesees ith the niieran withupot pasting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat hudson Posted September 3, 2006 Report Share Posted September 3, 2006 COLLEGE MONDAY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Cox Posted September 3, 2006 Report Share Posted September 3, 2006 House party, im having a larf, still going on, been going since 3, been drinking vodka and beer, will update laters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george_seamons Posted September 3, 2006 Report Share Posted September 3, 2006 [attachmentid=6842] Radical Rider...last night, passed out from too much beer. Found an eye liner pencil in a girlfriend's bag. It just had to be done. Highlights include "TWAT", "CUNT", a smiley face, and a comedy penis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Cox Posted September 3, 2006 Report Share Posted September 3, 2006 right im even more f**ked now, gonna go to a gay night at a night club, gonna post up when/if, i get in/home, i feel ducked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaffacakes Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 COLLEGE MONDAY I dont start til the 13th. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Just beeen to a mitnt gig!!!"Was afew local bands, best was 3rds band, decade to libria!!Got rather drunkkkk, 10 pints for me ios alot mayrte!!!!woooooooooo well happy, not felt thid good in months!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 hello., nvin n alasn hjere, been in for vthe night wioth out laydeevcvfriends was a good migt hafd a botttle of sambiukaaaaaaaaaaaa lol out my nut woooo nevinssauiiod blaaaahhhh r rahh POST YUR PETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!qZS lol gomr woo war wee weeits neyesh!!qborat 4tw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 badada bing11 home now, erm went to a oodle house (schinese lush fooood!!! ) shame bout scummy locatiomdn then came back ad got litreof sambuka then dfid loadza sot ooo think bout it makes me feel sick lol ooo but i wont be sick haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mtbjosh Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 well i dont really know what to say but i took the dog out 20mins ago and it was quite funny as i was drunk after a 'gathering' at a friends huse. i could be drunker but i aint even tired yet, mmmm fosters and alco pops mint ride today with hinchcliffe and rossi in burnley so yeah, nighty night people, i had to pay 12 effing quid for a taxi, but my girlfriend is gorgeous so its reyt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 (edited) but my girlfriend is gorgeous so its reyt weeeerrfddfd!!! EDIT: MY GIRLFRIEND THAT IS Edited September 9, 2006 by T-MAGura Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 Im not drunk, but had to walk about a mile with a mate who had passed out. Stuck him in a wheelie bin.Was piss funny, cars an people were like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Papasnap Maher Posted September 10, 2006 Report Share Posted September 10, 2006 Just got back from a partayyy, clearly didnt drink enough as i can spell, ANd i had to drive home..meh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loffa Posted September 10, 2006 Report Share Posted September 10, 2006 (edited) Haha, just got home from a party aswell. good night. Edited September 10, 2006 by loffa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 SEX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planet x alan Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 SEXmmmmhmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plainlazy84 Posted September 28, 2006 Report Share Posted September 28, 2006 I have consumed alcoholic beverages which has left me in a state of inebreation. I ventured into a discoteque and danced to many tubthumping beats. With a little bit of care I appear to be able to type to a reasonable standard- go me! Vodka redbull however is a very evil, evil child. Its like Chucky from the rugrats... he's evil... well he is ginger- similar i guess..... to an extent. Sugar based drinks do serve a purpose though and I will drink to that. Sure they may not be the most manly of drinks, but at least they keep you dancing like Bez from the Happy Mondays, In a drunken "I think I look cool" when really I just look like a drunken tool state. But in that moment in time you are like John Travolta as the rest of the dance floor looks on in admiration, with a simple nod of the head they all think "wow i wish i could be as cool as him". But they cant... they have a rare but potent form of aids. Its fatal. So they can go suck on a lemon.so yeah.... erm i dont know where i am going with this. good bybe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted September 28, 2006 Report Share Posted September 28, 2006 I have consumed alcoholic beverages which has left me in a state of inebreation. I ventured into a discoteque and danced to many tubthumping beats. With a little bit of care I appear to be able to type to a reasonable standard- go me! Vodka redbull however is a very evil, evil child. Its like Chucky from the rugrats... he's evil... well he is ginger- similar i guess..... to an extent. Sugar based drinks do serve a purpose though and I will drink to that. Sure they may not be the most manly of drinks, but at least they keep you dancing like Bez from the Happy Mondays, In a drunken "I think I look cool" when really I just look like a drunken tool state. But in that moment in time you are like John Travolta as the rest of the dance floor looks on in admiration, with a simple nod of the head they all think "wow i wish i could be as cool as him". But they cant... they have a rare but potent form of aids. Its fatal. So they can go suck on a lemon.so yeah.... erm i dont know where i am going with this. good bybehaha if only it could be sig'ed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted September 28, 2006 Report Share Posted September 28, 2006 I have consumed alcoholic beverages which has left me in a state of inebreation. I ventured into a discoteque and danced to many tubthumping beats. With a little bit of care I appear to be able to type to a reasonable standard- go me! Vodka redbull however is a very evil, evil child. Its like Chucky from the rugrats... he's evil... well he is ginger- similar i guess..... to an extent. Sugar based drinks do serve a purpose though and I will drink to that. Sure they may not be the most manly of drinks, but at least they keep you dancing like Bez from the Happy Mondays, In a drunken "I think I look cool" when really I just look like a drunken tool state. But in that moment in time you are like John Travolta as the rest of the dance floor looks on in admiration, with a simple nod of the head they all think "wow i wish i could be as cool as him". But they cant... they have a rare but potent form of aids. Its fatal. So they can go suck on a lemon.so yeah.... erm i dont know where i am going with this. good bybe Im literally pissing myself at that bit, is th emost random thing ive ever heard hahahLMFAO, should write novels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plainlazy84 Posted September 28, 2006 Report Share Posted September 28, 2006 Oh dear its happened again. Better lay off the sugar based drinks for a while. At least if Im drinking beer its more likely that I will get home and simply pass out. However, Sugar based drinks + Trials Forum = (see above). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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