mr kenny Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 well lets tell each other random stupid faq's that'll make folk smile or think what the fukk?it's got to have some kind of truth to it you know not just a load of stupid shiti'll go firstsharks only attack you when your wet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dai the Socket Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 sharks only attack you when your wet! Isn't it just that they attack you when you're in the sea, as they don't have legs or such, and can't really attack you anywhere else. And obviously, sea = wet?lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr kenny Posted April 1, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 well done sherlock thats the point of it!!!eh the queen doesn't have to indicate unless turning left Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 2 wrongs dont make a right but 3 lefts do????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Cox Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 dude, slow down, take a deep breath and try again Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamtrials Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 There are four legal methods of execution in the United States: lethal injection, gas chamber, electric chair and Chuck Norris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synergy Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 an apple contains four teaspoons of sugar FACT!a whistle sounds louder just before it rains also a fact! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicH_87 Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 spider silk is stronger than steel.oh and faq stands for 'frequently asked questions' not 'facts'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr kenny Posted April 1, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 spotted the deliberate mistake there rich.........i was gonna use faxor fatcsyou get the jistultravox sang dancing with tears in my eyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 how do you make explosive material with just a cat and a teaspoon?Is the moon really made of cheese?How long is a jiffy?What happens if a dog has unprotected sex with a fish? what abortion methods are there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greetings Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 how do you make explosive material with just a cat and a teaspoon?that would make a mobile explosive charge. the cat would be a carrier - when you hold the cat by his head and pull the tail hard, the spinal cord snaps and apparently causes the cat to run in a straight line and then die. therefore if the cat is the carrier, the spoon must be the explosive. have him eat the spoon first and place a remote detonator on his nose. that should cause the spoon to explode when the cat runs into something.hope that helps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 How long is a jiffy? 60 moments in a jiffy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomm Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 How long is a jiffy?1/1000th of a second if used in computing, 1/50th of a second if used in electronics. True fact.What happens if a dog has unprotected sex with a fish?I dunno. A seal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greetings Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 Tomm aren't you supposed do be on holiday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomm Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 Tomm aren't you supposed do be on holiday? My holidays are mostly spent on trials forum, mostly.Nah, I'm going in 13 days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 (edited) sharks only attack you when your wet!Ok, hovver your hand above a shark tank, see what happens.spider silk is stronger than steel......per unit of mass. Edited April 1, 2006 by JT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat hudson Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 sharks are scared of dale winton after watching him make love to a dolphin. FACT!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prawny Baby Posted April 2, 2006 Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 there are 236 dimples on a regulation golf ball..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted April 2, 2006 Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 and 108 stitches on a baseball Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted April 2, 2006 Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 Cows can't walk down stairs <--I feel sorry for the homeowner who discovered that Honestly this is true:Blind people or deaf people only have to pay half of their television license..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manuel Posted April 2, 2006 Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 ^^^^^on your mothers side..... FACT not FICTIONplus if you are wearing a dry suit you could get eaten by a shark ....panda's and koala bears arent bears at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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