PaRtZ Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 Just been speaking with a mate about this, so much variety My favourite so far is:"I'll see you in hell, fools"or if they said "you got the job" reply with "Mwaha...mwahahaha...MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"Post away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 by the way i'm a sex offender Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomN Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 Nice Rack By The Way.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deonn h Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 You did know "i`m a transexual" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScotchDave Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 So, what is it you guys want me to do again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 Where are the good looking women? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCOTTY___ Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 So, Does this go in my ass or yours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 (edited) Go to your interview wearing a 'I love imbesslement" tee shirt on. Edited March 21, 2006 by JT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaffacakes Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 "You don't do random drug testing do you?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 And whats the safe combination again ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_soon_to_be Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 now we got that over....i really gotta let one rip (lets it rip, mega styley) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ogre Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 Is it worth mentioning i have photo sense*fall over and spasm* i did that at school once PISS FUNY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeNNy Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 (edited) 'So.....When do i get paid??' Edited March 21, 2006 by BeNNy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technical Tom Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 If it's a fat women, ask her when is the baby due? Tom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krisboats Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 Sorry i'm not going to be able to make it in today because i have a migrane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat hudson Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 i have terminal cancer by the way, i'll be dead in a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the666ers Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 Is your mum dead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trials_pimp Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 "Right, Ill need Next week off""is it too early to ask for a raise??""This is Hell with fluresent lighting""im gunna take you down, from the inside" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flipkickbs Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 (edited) I have leprasy. Nice secratary, I'd rape her.Any of you smell that? I just shit myself.Im sure that would piss off people.Ian Edited March 22, 2006 by flipkickbs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CBProductions Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 You mean this isnt the dole que ?I did get paid for this interview didnt I ? If not why not ?Have I slept with you ?Arent you the one of crimewatch ? I shagged your daughter ! hmm will stop now before they get rude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Nice secratary, I'd rape her.Any of you smell that? I just shit myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyroo Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 (edited) Would you like to see my penis?Shaun of the Dead style:Can I get any of you c**ts a drink? Edited March 22, 2006 by andyroo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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