moose-iow Posted March 19, 2006 Report Share Posted March 19, 2006 i found this very funny: A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here> > and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't> > figure out how to get it started. None of the pieces fit together"> >> > Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when its finished? "> >> > The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box it's a tiger."> >> > Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.> >> > She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread> > all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, looks> > at the box then turns to her and says: - "First of all, no> > matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble> > these pieces into anything resembling a tiger,"> >> > He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax,> > let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed,> >> > "let's put all the Frosties back in the box." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted March 19, 2006 Report Share Posted March 19, 2006 guessed that as soon as the tiger was mentioned.good one though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunkey_monkey_boy Posted March 19, 2006 Report Share Posted March 19, 2006 genius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomN Posted March 19, 2006 Report Share Posted March 19, 2006 Nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted March 19, 2006 Report Share Posted March 19, 2006 sigh,did you hear about the blonde who got sacked from the M&M's factory?she threw out all the W's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted March 19, 2006 Report Share Posted March 19, 2006 lmaolove em both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biff... Posted March 19, 2006 Report Share Posted March 19, 2006 haha pretty good it made me giggle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoyoyo Posted March 19, 2006 Report Share Posted March 19, 2006 First ones good but the second beats it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Greenthumb Posted March 19, 2006 Report Share Posted March 19, 2006 ha ha etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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