Hendrix Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 We had the best one every today. 3 little chavvy kids show up, one on a ladies bike, two on a BMX.They ignore the fact the other bikes are much nicer looking and are being ridden, and decide to choose me to ask: "How much did your bike cost standard mate?" - My reply being "£40 off the shelf from Halfords".They didn't believe me, and started being lairy - which is when I suddenly noticed one of them was on a womans bike. - I said "Isn't that a womans bike?", he said no, I think Danny Kearns said "who'd you steal it off?" The chav said "I didn't steal it - it's me mums". They then rode off f-ing and blinding and being a typical annoyance. Haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoby Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 Q (chav) how muc was your bike?A. More than your house..Q.(chav) Can i buy your tyres for my crosser.A. Yes £500 and you can have the rest of the bike free.Q. (guy driving past) Shouldn't you be wearing a helmet?A. Shouldn't you be looking where your going?Q. (chav) This isn't a cycle path, i ain't moving blud.A *bang*Bang..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Morton Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 Bang..?its because you ride into them i am guessing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
middleageman Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 Just open your eyes realy wide and stare at them when your talkin to them, makes you look hard. you should try it, lolLike this?...or maybe like this? ... (Marty Feldman - comedy genius!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Morton Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 Like this?...or maybe like this? ... (Marty Feldman - comedy genius!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannah Shucksmith Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 We had the best one every today. 3 little chavvy kids show up, one on a ladies bike, two on a BMX.They ignore the fact the other bikes are much nicer looking and are being ridden, and decide to choose me to ask: "How much did your bike cost standard mate?" - My reply being "£40 off the shelf from Halfords".They didn't believe me, and started being lairy - which is when I suddenly noticed one of them was on a womans bike. - I said "Isn't that a womans bike?", he said no, I think Danny Kearns said "who'd you steal it off?" The chav said "I didn't steal it - it's me mums". They then rode off f-ing and blinding and being a typical annoyance. Haha.Kid: "I'D SO LAUGH IF YOU FELL OFF."Me: "HA, I'D LAUGH IF YOU GOT YOUR FACE FILLED IN. PENIS."Those kiddywinkles, what a laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davey1991 Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 Bang..?its because you ride into them i am guessingT'is correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisbikefix Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Q: How much did your bike cost?A: A million billion canadian dollarsQ: whos the best out of you lot?A: Not me! haha, i normally get asked those. I say it stole it, and it was for sale in the reply to the first question.The second one you always get, i normally say we don't ride just use bikes as a look, like you get the kids who carry skate boards around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Banks Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Yesterday, my mate was telling me how he wants to go from a 22:16 gearing to a 18:16 gearing, he asked me "I'll be able to grind of 4 of the teeth won't I?"I just looked at him in astonishment, to which he said "I'll obviously do it at opposite sides, not just 4 in a row".He isn't the brightest of cats to be fair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider_JJ Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Yesterday, my mate was telling me how he wants to go from a 22:16 gearing to a 18:16 gearing, he asked me "I'll be able to grind of 4 of the teeth won't I?"I just looked at him in astonishment, to which he said "I'll obviously do it at opposite sides, not just 4 in a row".He isn't the brightest of cats to be fair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pashleylips Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Q. (Chav) Ere mate why don't you put some WD40 on your brakes to stop then squeaking?A. Um because then they wouldn't work you muppet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mtchell Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 (edited) Wheres your seat or theres no seat so i had this T shirt made haven't heard it since lol Edited March 17, 2009 by Mtchell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37H4N™ Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 I always get the seat one...I used to ride a trials unicycle and people would start doing the circus tunes, so annoying lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaztrials. Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 Q where is your seat?A o shit somones pinched iti get the seat one alot i have started saying its invisable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Banks Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 I always get the seat one...I used to ride a trials unicycle and people would start doing the circus tunes, so annoying lolTo be fair though, you would look like a clown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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