txt2007 Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 Loads of Warrington's chavs are into parkour and alot of the spots i ride is where they parkour so when we where both there once one of the little kiddie chavs came over and asked " Why the F*ck you doin parkour on a bike?" to which i replied in a skit chav voice " why the F*ck you doin trials without a bike innit mayyyte?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Burgess Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 Q - " Wheres your Seat "A - " oh my god! YOUR RIGHT I HADN'T NOTICED " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!!()`/D Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 Random lady: Does this look like a BMX track?Me: This isnt a BMX its a Trials bike!Followed by a long silence from both parties.Lady walks off.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Anscombe Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 Loads of Warrington's chavs are into parkour and alot of the spots i ride is where they parkour so when we where both there once one of the little kiddie chavs came over and asked " Why the F*ck you doin parkour on a bike?" to which i replied in a skit chav voice " why the F*ck you doin trials without a bike innit mayyyte?"That made me laugh for agesssssssss thats pukka......LOVE THIS topic........gives me a good 20 mins of chukkling my arse off Dave x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tris Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 Q:::: whoa, that incredible what you just did? do it again!!!A:::: u mean hop onto that curb??!!! lolusually old biddies to be honest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 can't wait to use these answers:Q: where's your seat?A: Oh, i ate it, i was hungryand for a bike with no seatpost:Q: where's your seat?A: what? oh shit! Someone must've stole it! *look around* looks like they nicked the hole for it too... *look very worried* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam-Addy A3 Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 Here is one, not so much a question as a statement "Get away, they are building a skateboard park for you"Me and Gideon were like "WTF" and just rode off lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Czar-rider Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 (edited) chav comes up 2 me ( hes about 11) and asks how much your bike maytee i reply £50 quid mate special offer go run to your mum and dad and ask them for 1 so u can leave me alone. he runs off, chavs haha....... jake Edited March 21, 2008 by Czar-rider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Burgess Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 Random lady: Does this look like a BMX track?Me: This isnt a BMX its a Trials bike!Followed by a long silence from both parties.Lady walks off..Should reply Does this look like a BMX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chimpanzyyyy Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 q.whys there holes in your wheel? a.to save weightq.yeah but whys there holes in your wheellegend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicks Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 Q : why dosen't your BMX have a seat?A : Because its not a f**king Bmx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale-Hill Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 Chav: Sell me your bike for a 10er,Me: Are you having a laugh?Chav: Sell it me now or am going to knock you out!Me: and walk of.Old man: Ill call the police on you if you don't stop making so much noise, (brakes)Me: Go on then!! Old man: walks of like stupid kid.Chav: How much you bike cost?Me: Way to much for you,Chav: Wtf you trying to say?Me: You cant afford one. Now go back to your street corner.Dale Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam F Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 Chav: Sell me your bike for a £2,Me: Are you having a laugh?Chav: Sell it me now or am going to knock you out!I got this.. got pretty worried because there was 10 pikeys and me and my mate slowly rode off and went as fast as we could and they chased us.. Was pretty scary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WonderWoman Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 My ex boyfriend used to get the seat one a lot when I was with him. So God knows what else he got asked when I wasn't around. Lol. He just used to say that he didn't need it. And then like pretend to sit down where there would be a seat and show people how stupid you'd look trying to ride a trials bike whilst sitting down. Kinda like one of those old school American bling pimp daddies Lol know what I mean xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danny l Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 I got asked the other day by a really little baby chav how much my bike cost?So i replied" "£2.50"The chav goes "really??!"I go yeah "do you wanna buy it" just as his dad comes overThe little baby chav goes " f**k off diked".His dad then hits him on the head and tells him to get in the car *hehe shameee *Then as they are driving off the little chav swears at me out of the car!!! he was like 5What is up with these people that makes them soo annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z o o !! Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 A favourite with chavs.Chav: Where's your seat, DickMe: Where's your social status?Chav: Nice bikeMe: Nice shoesLmao Q: "Oi mate! Wheres your seat " A: "Clearly not on my bike " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidehop Stuart Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 little kid: whats the cheapest bike you can buy?rider: a PENNY farthing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrialDude Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 (edited) Really nice topic !Here's mine , when i walk'd in to a store , living my bike outside for 2 minutes :" guys : HOLY SHIT ! NO SEAT !Me and my mate had a good time laughing of that ..Have also hade lots of complains on my brakes , I just tell them to f**k off .. Edited March 22, 2008 by TrialDude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale-Hill Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 little kid: whats the cheapest bike you can buy?rider: a PENNY farthingI lol'ed at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bionic Balls Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 woman asked me how we got so springy.."well, when we were really young, we had our shins removed and springs put in."she was not impressed..at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted March 23, 2008 Report Share Posted March 23, 2008 Q Can i ride you bike ?A Can i f**k your mum ?Q How much was that bike ?A £149 - I baught it from hellfrauds thats why my brakes squeekQ my uncle's a downhill rider his names steve peat do you know him ?A Good for youQ Get off me turf' !A Go get some matesQ Can you like jump and stuff ?A No ? Q Why's your bike so low ?A So your mum can ride itQ Why have you got flat spokes ?A So i can FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYJust a few funny ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamnessâ„¢ Posted March 23, 2008 Report Share Posted March 23, 2008 Q Can i ride you bike ?A Can i f**k your mum ?That one was beastly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WonderWoman Posted March 23, 2008 Report Share Posted March 23, 2008 Q: Can you actually ride that?A: No... =|Passer: Doesn't that hurt your balls when you bail?Rider: It did, but then I got castrated so it's all good.Passer: Oh.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben John-Hynes Posted March 23, 2008 Report Share Posted March 23, 2008 Q Why have you got flat spokes ?A So i can FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYDon't get it=(Passer: Doesn't that hurt your balls when you bail?Rider: It did, but then I got castrated so it's all good.Passer: Oh....I do hope you're jokingLmao Q: "Oi mate! Wheres your seat " A: "Clearly not on my bike "A haaThat one's in a class of it's own!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z o o !! Posted March 23, 2008 Report Share Posted March 23, 2008 Had a bloke ask me the seat question again.Bloke: "wheres your seat then lad?"Me: "Oh the shop i bought it from had an offer, it was half price without a seat."Blokes: Fair do's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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