DAB Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 Just wanted to see what stupid questions people have been asked when out riding? and what do you respond to them?examples:Q "How do you do that thing where you bike goes goes up there"A "magic"A "How do you sit down"Q "Well i start by aiming my arse at a chair or good ledge"Q "Does it hurt when you fall off"A "No i'm a member of a special club were by when i fall off a magic fairy comes and catchs me or if there not there in time they nurse my wound and i feel alot better" or "not when i'm this high on pcp" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurftrial Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 Do you use your brakes was a good one for me! "errrr? no it does it on its own??"..............smurfy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Aston Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 Q where is your seat?A o shit somones pinched it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watto Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 q. Do you want some oil on your brakes they seem to be squeking alot ?a. Do you want some ducktape your mouth seems to be talking crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarky Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 HAHA I get wheres your seat at least once a ride and the most annoying one is do you want some oil or wd40 for your brakes they sound like there nakered and stuff lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Swindlehurst Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 i alway get that seat 1 its always the bloody old people chees danny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clawz114 Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 LMAO, i always get the seat one, i might use some of your answers next time lol...i liked the q. Do you want some oil on your brakes they seem to be squeking alot ?a. Do you want some ducktape your mouth seems to be talking crap. ive got a question but it isnt really to do with trials...this is a little chav kid asking by the way.Q. do you smoke?A. noQ. have you got any fags?A. yes i dont smoke and i have fags!Q. gimme oneA. i dont have anyQ. you said you did?A. i dontQ. can you buy me some?A. no Q. why?A. grrrrrrrrrrr ~*rides off*~lolClawz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoyoyo Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 Usually now i only get the " look, your wheels are spinning" and the seat one.I just ignore them and laugh to myself at their stupidity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callum Trialsin Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 Iv got this same old guy that always asks me where my bell is, he tells me to get one before the police fine me for not having one.Callum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmowerman Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 Say its in your pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeCottTrials Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 Q: How much did your bike cost?A: A million billion canadian dollarsQ: whos the best out of you lot?A: Not me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callum Trialsin Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 Say its in your pantsThat was the response i gave him last time he asked Callum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeNNy Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 " PUT SOME OIL ON YOUR BRAKES!!! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greetings Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 haha well people in my city are pretty well educated, they don't go arround saying i've lost my seat...a pair of policemen had stopped us, and one of them clearly didn't know why our bikes look silly so the other one explainedA.why don't you have seats ?B.they don't need seats you dumbassA.why not?B.they ride trials, it just gets in the way!A:what is trials?B:hey you (pointing at a friend) show him what trials is...A.oh i see...had a chat and went on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.E.A.U Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 Ive had a few. Q. Why do you where a helmetA. to keep my Hair warm lol.Q. Wow how did you get up that wall, Could you get up that building.A. Yes sure i can.Qreally?A. Yes sure but i hurt my leg today sorry lol.Q. can you do a wheelie.A. yes but i would rarther do a manual or something better.Q whats better than a wheelie?A. this ( er do a gap or sumat)Q. wow blood that was sick do it again.A. Ahh sorry matey only do it once a day.There some of the ones i have had in birmingham. But would they surely see how big a buildin was to th ewall lol. Do tehy not think im only human lol. I might start riding in a super man out fit lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Greenthumb Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 A favourite with chavs.Chav: Where's your seat, DickMe: Where's your social status?Chav: Nice bikeMe: Nice shoes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnagevisor Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 Me and my mate had of the police stopping at a red light 'Doesn't that hurt when you sit down' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurftrial Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 You should have said "yeah it does, do you want to have a go i know you'll love it by the sounds of it!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Euro Braker Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 Q- Wheres your seat gone?A- Can you really see a place for one to goQ- So how do you sit down?A- You dontQ- Can you do a grind on that?A- Is this a BMX? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 Do any of you say that stuff to chavs or just shit it and ride off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenton Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 i will give em a go!!LOLwell they shouldn`t ask stupid questions anyway should they!!!! give it ago in preston 2 moro!!!i will let you know how a get on! FENTON Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spindl3 Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 Just wanted to see what stupid questions people have been asked when out riding? and what do you respond to them?examples:Q "How do you do that thing where you bike goes goes up there"A "magic"A "How do you sit down"Q "Well i start by aiming my arse at a chair or good ledge"Q "Does it hurt when you fall off"A "No i'm a member of a special club were by when i fall off a magic fairy comes and catchs me or if there not there in time they nurse my wound and i feel alot better" or "not when i'm this high on pcp" i was out and about riding near some f***ing huge flats and i had tar on my rims and a man came out wid wd 40 and said put this on your rims cause im trying to go to f***ing sleep lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 (edited) Just after school, I was gunna stay in town and ride with my mates, and I was waiting for them to come out, while I was talking to some other mates. So teachers come along and say "bloody hell, that must hurt when you slam your ass down on that!?" me : "well I wouldn't know, I'm not stupid enough to slam my ass down on it " Him: "oh, well where's the seat anyway? why hasn't it got one?" me: "Has your car got air conditioning?" Him: "no" Me: "Why not?" Him: "It doesn't need it" Me: "Exactly." Then he thought about it, got what I meant, and walked away. Silly teachers Oh yeah, I got the old 'Put this on your wheels! *holding oil or WD40* It'll make it stop squeeling!" Me: "No thanks, I have some at home, but I want my brake to work, So I won't be putting that on it thanks " Edited March 18, 2006 by Dan6061 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bolty Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 q. Do you want some oil on your brakes they seem to be squeking alot ?a. Do you want some ducktape your mouth seems to be talking crap.LMAO Nice one Bolty.............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoo Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 "How long did it take you learn do that mate?"Q:where can you get them bikes from?A:well,from looking at you..a garden shed One of them told me his cousin was ashley butler...Q:why's your bike got no seat?A:why's your bike look like you've just stolen it from a pikey?zoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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