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I was thinking about what i would do if I was completely loaded beond bilief ye,

So I was wondering what the first thing i'd do apon becoming a millionair, and what i thought I'd do is jump online, order a top notch 20" and 24" to go with my 26" and then go out and ride.

then that night i thought maybe I'd go out for a drink or go watch a film, i can aford anything, but no wait, I can do whatever I want, So i'd ride!

Then after i was completely spent id go home to bed and fall asleep, then when i got up next day, I'd think, wow im loaded, I can do anything I want .... so do you know what id do?

Thats right kids, I' ride ..... and so the pattern continues .... Is this normal?

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no ones normal, you say, lets look at this in a non logical way.

no ones normal

normal is no one

your a no one

no one is you

no one is someone

somone is no one

no one is normal = someone is normal

im bored. :(

ooh, someone's been reading bertrand russel

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seriously, whos that?

He's a philosopher of some description.

In all honesty I dont know much about him beyond once reading a book which had some bit in it where he proved (by using logic) that if you have a pet dog it must be your mother (or something to that effect)

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Y'know, only the author of the History of Western Philosophy. No biggie :P

That's the book.

I remembered the dog thing now, It went something like this...

If you have a pet dog and the pet dog has puppies then the pet dog is a mother - since the pet dog is yours it must be your mother.

therefore, your mum is a bitch . :P

fooking genius.

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i wonder if benito ross has a lisp :ermm:

tom tom

doubt it... but he can eat a apple through a letter box...

BOY hes going to beat me at koxx days... :P

i would put it all into getting trials noticed... bigger and better comps with advertising, just like footballs got.

i would give how ever much selectbikes have given me back and more.

i would give *someone i think deserves it* (not going to say who cause he might not want people to know) loads.

treat all my mates.

and pay the hottest EMO girl to kiss me... you know, cause i can. B)

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