BeNNy Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 This 'Smarterchild' thing added me today on msn. It describes itself as:SmarterChild says:I'm SmarterChild. I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.Type "home" to see what I can do.It actually answers questions you ask it e.g ßĀʼnάŇ¥ says:what you doing?SmarterChild says:I'm just hanging out online, IMing people...Hey, can I ask you a few questions? ßĀʼnάŇ¥ says:what questions?SmarterChild says:What questions? I have no idea. ßĀʼnάŇ¥ says:?SmarterChild says:OK, please tell me what you're trying to do. ßĀʼnάŇ¥ says:make meSmarterChild says:Yup. OK. Whatever. ßĀʼnάŇ¥ says:whats the weather like tomorrow?SmarterChild says:Which of the following do you mean? 1 What are the current weather conditions? 2 What is the weather forecast?Pretty Interesting me thinks If your bored and have nothing to do add him 'smarterchild@hotmail.com'.Benny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Cox Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 haha i love this thing, has great taste in porn Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 Ahem... http://www.trials-forum.co.uk/forum/index....hl=Smarterchild Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 or add spleak@hotmail.com gives you great weather forcasts and mindless chatting thinking im talking to a computer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Greenan!!!!!!!!!! Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 (edited) Or espbilly@hotmail.com. Edited March 7, 2006 by joshyboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trials Punk Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 (edited) If you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding, how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat? says:willySmarterChild says:C'mon, let's talk about something else.If you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding, how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat? says:big oneSmarterChild says:Big 1? What's big 1?If you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding, how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat? says:yoursSmarterChild says:What about mine?If you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding, how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat? says:its bigSmarterChild says:There's no way it's big. It's little. Edited March 7, 2006 by Trials Punk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 mattio2k@hotmail.com is way better, it just seems more human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 mattio2k@hotmail.com is way better, it just seems more human. You sad, sad person (Look at his profile) = I'm joking, but you're still sad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trials Punk Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 Just added him aswell, bloody random. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaffacakes Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 That's pretty nuts. You can play for in a row with it . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Clean Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 Riding in the snow Rules!! says:did you watch gaylords say no last nightSmarterChild says:And what if I did?Had to be done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 mattio2k@hotmail.com is way better, it just seems more human. All it talks about is throbing cock Recon its gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Greenthumb Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 haha i just told it to shut up and then i kept talking and it wouldn't reply, then if finally said "well you told me to shut up"classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 You sad, sad person And talking to a computer isn't? I thought people might actually LIKE a REAL contact. Slight error in the thing though...I put the wrong email! It was supposed to be someone elses but oh well, nottinghamforestfan@hotmail.com if your still in need of a friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 haha i love this thing, has great taste in porn BenWhat would you like me to search the Web for?My Name is Michael - says: pornSmarterChild says: Your search: *porn*Here are the Web search results from Microsoft: 1 *Ultimate Porn Site - All you need is here - Porn Porn Porn* ---> http://porn-champ.blogspot.com/ 2 *http://gay-porn-now.blogspot.com/* ---> http://gay-porn-now.blogspot.com/ 3 *[- Fetish XxX Portal -] FETISH sites collection All fetishes in one ... * ---> http://www.pryporn.com/ 4 *Gay Porn Blog: We're Obsessed with Gay Porn - Gay Porn Pics, Videos ... * ---> http://www.gaypornblog.com/ 5 *Booble - The Adult Search Engine* ---> http://www.booble.com/ore" for more results.Gay porn coming in at number 2!!! top!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramps Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 Add burnley_chav@hotmail.com (.co.uk i cant remember properly) and rape with death threats and such. He is a prik. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaffacakes Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 SmarterChild says:i believe that metallica r heavy metal.Rib crackage.... says:your point being ?SmarterChild says:hmmm... i doubt it. but u never know.so anyway...um... wanna have some fun?Rib crackage.... says:bum fun? SmarterChild says:possibly... i'm not quite sure.enough of that... what else is up?Rib crackage.... says:?????? SmarterChild says:"??????"? have u heard of mavis beacon? she could help u.Rib crackage.... says:no, have you SmarterChild says:yeah, i have.Rib crackage.... says:what is she thenSmarterChild says:i dunno... what is she then?Rib crackage.... says:are you a spaz SmarterChild says:no, i don't live in spain. i live in sunnyvale, ca.Rib crackage.... says:......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trials Boy Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 (edited) I Love Trials says:how old are you?SmarterChild says:2 years, 11 months, 5 hours, 55 minutes and 43 seconds. It answered it within a second, pretty cool me thinks SOme of my conversations:I Love Trials says:i love you.SmarterChild says:OK, I love you too. I Love Trials says:really?SmarterChild says:That's a fact.I Love Trials says:do you like pornSmarterChild says:That's... colorful. I don't think I especially like that, no.I Love Trials says:whySmarterChild says:Heh. I dunno.I Love Trials says:prove itSmarterChild says:Prove it? Um... no.I Love Trials says:whySmarterChild says:There are reasons.I Love Trials says:likeSmarterChild says:I'm going to keep quiet on this one, I Love Trials. I hope you can respect that.I Love Trials says:got a pic of u?SmarterChild says: XXXX X``X XXXXXXXXXXXXXX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XXXX XX XX XX XX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXX XX XXXXXXXXX XXXXX XXXXX XXXXXXXX XXX XX XXXXXX XXXXXX XX XXXXXX XXX XX XXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXX XXX XXXXX XXXXXThis is funny Edited March 9, 2006 by Trials Boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siders77 Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 Slammin' Vinyl says: i would hate to be a c**t SmarterChild says: I wouldn't. Haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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