Blonde Joke

[Bucky]

As a trucker in Essex stops for a red light, a blonde in

her car pulls up alongside.

She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and

knocks on the door.

The trucker lowers the window, and she says

"Hi, my name is Sharon and you are losing some of your

load."

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.

When the truck stops for another red light, the girl

again catches up.

She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the

door.

Again, the trucker lowers the window.

As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly,

"Hi, my name is Sharon, and you are losing some of your

load!"

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and

continues down the street.

At the third red light, the same thing happens again.

All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs

up, knocks on the

truck door. The trucker lowers the window.

Again she says "Hi, my name is Sharon and you are losing

some of your load!"

When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and

races to the next light.

When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the

truck, and runs back

to the blonde.

He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says

"Hi, my name is Kevin and I'm driving a gritter!"

[Biff...]

that made me giggle Edited March 3, 2006 by hinchcblob

[Jonny Shoe]

Not bad, not bad at all!

[fruitbat]

haha i like that one. Not heard it before either which is good

[Freddie]

Good one

[Al_Fel]

when I heard it it was an irish man not a blonde.

Wonder what would happen if the bird was irish and blonde?

[yoyoyo]

Haha, that made me laugh. Very good.

[Ben Cox]

lol good joke apart from one thing, i live in essex and havent seen a gritter all bloody winter lol

ben

[PaRtZ]

lol nice one

[Haz]

when I heard it it was an irish man not a blonde.

Wonder what would happen if the bird was irish and blonde?

She'd be picking it back up.

[ben_travis]

i heard it on BBC radio 2 about a month ago, tis a funny een though

[SCOTTY___]

Classic

Scotty...!!

[Ash-Kennard]

haha, i really didnt expect that twist at the end lol.

[Thurston]

that made me giggle

[Smo™]

when I heard it it was an irish man not a blonde.

Wonder what would happen if the bird was irish and blonde?

The world would've imploded.

Nice one Buck

[RicH_87]

Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are

comparing stories on how they died.

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the

cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a

peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that

My husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in

the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there

Somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I

ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I

went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept

this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so

exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died!

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both

still be alive.

[Jaffacakes]

That one was really predictable . Good though.

[endofreak]

when I heard it it was an irish man not a blonde.

Wonder what would happen if the bird was irish and blonde?

Maybe the two stereotypes would cancel each other out and she would be extremely intelligent!