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Regarding this:

>hey everyone,

>i dont normally send this sort of stuff out but had a look on the

>internet

>and its actually true . On the 1st of november , we will have to pay

>for the

>use of our MSN and email accounts unless we send this message to at

>least 18

>contacts on your contact list. It's no joke if you don't believe me

>then go

>to the site (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/1189119.stm) and

>see

>for

>yourself. Anyways once you've sent this message to at least 18

>contacts

>,

>your msn dude will become blue. please copy and paste don't forward

>cos

>people won't take notice of it.

This was the kind e-mail i drafted up, but decided not to send as this time, the person actually relised it was bollocks.

Hi,

Right, let me explain something. One, the news article was published in the February 2001. For the f**king brainless amongst us, which appears to be just about everyone, that was over 5 years ago. Not only that, but if you would actually read the article, you would see;

"Microsoft stresses that the site's core facilities including Hotmail will remain free."

Now, please tell all your siblings, their dogs, their mothers, their whole god damn extended family, that this is complete bollocks, and to please stop e-mailing me every day trying to convince me otherwise.

Thanking you.

Simon.

kthxbye.

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I'd say it's pretty obvious that the contents of the email you were sent were pure rubbish.

Thats what i'm getting at. If these people actually read the e-mail, and the URL they have apparently visited, they would see its rubbish and stop sending it to me.

People care, as 70% seem to be coming from people on this forum, hence me posting.

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The worse emails i get are (to sum up).

Send this shit email on or you and all your family will die!!!!!!

They piss me off more, but the 'paying for msn' thing is second on my list.

If you had to pay for msn, everyone would just use yahoo anyway. :closedeyes:

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yeah i've had this "msn will cost" email a few times, in different formats.

It's these and the other ones like "there were two people in love the one of them got decapitated by a large slug, this symbalised the guys love for the girl, send this to 20 people or you will never fall in love" :P

piss me right off.

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Just got this sent to me.

this isnt a fake aparently: if u copy an paste this to 10 people in the nxt

10 minutes an u will live the best day of ur life tomorrow u will get a call

or be asked out but if u break this chain then the lil girl from da ring

will be in ur room tonight!!

Who in their right mind would believe that. FFS idiots. :turned:

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That picture's got to be from a porno.

I was thinking the same thing, lol.

Young innocent girl, big butch american jock...Has anyone notice porn films made in the 'UK' always have something like a Union Jack in them? Or something representing the UK?

Like saying Arse not Ass

Also when Americans try and make UK porn films, I'm suprised the actors aren't in top hats, smoking cigars and talking about the weather...but, that would be a porn film worth seeing.

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All the f**king time. It seems for every prospective buyer/seller who adds me, it usually takes about a week before I either go "YOU f**kTARD I DON'T WANT ANYTHING", or they get the point by the consistent "No"'s...

*sigh*

Ah well. Fun 'n' games :(

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It's scary that there are so many people that would believe it...

Yeah it is, i picked up on that when i got sent it, edited it, saying you needed it to forward it to at least 100 people, and within the week i had got a copy of it off nearly everycontact i had, I love doing things like that... :shifty:

Also when Americans try and make UK porn films, I'm suprised the actors aren't in top hats, smoking cigars and talking about the weather...but, that would be a porn film worth seeing.

They do that in the latest family guy issues, classy english porn hehe *gigles*

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This topic has gone from msn, to american/UK porn films to selling forks to random people on tf

Yeah I've had a few people add me, solely for the reason that Im on T-F....

Anyway I prefer the ones "send £10 to me, and if you get 5 people to do this in the next hour you're greatest wish will come true" my god if you're stupid enough to believe that I have no sympathy and will simply give a " :lol: " in your direction

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The world is full of Retards.

I just got an e-mail from Ash Kennard.

Saying that if I forward this e-mail, Bill gates will pay me $40 for every person that recives it, and $45 for everyone that forwards it.

What sort of willy thinks thats true? And the Forward list on the e-mail was miles long.

I feel sorry for this planet, must get laughed at by all the other planets for being infested with wankers

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The world is full of Retards.

I just got an e-mail from Ash Kennard.

Saying that if I forward this e-mail, Bill gates will pay me $40 for every person that recives it, and $45 for everyone that forwards it.

What sort of willy thinks thats true? And the Forward list on the e-mail was miles long.

I feel sorry for this planet, must get laughed at by all the other planets for being infested with wankers

Ditto all of that!

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