Parents Annoying Habbits

[anzo]

Right,

Round my mates house last night and he was just on about his mum and how 'stupid' she is...as everyone is like, but I can't see it in her about some of the stuff he was on about. I've known her for about 14 years or something.

So what annoying habbits do your parents have? Its not so much 'habbits' but things they say that become a habbit...

1. 'Don't be late in matt, you've got work in the morning'

2. I don't know why it bothers me, but its when my parents use google, and type in something like 'Ebay' and have to search for the website.

3. Parents that can't use Sky to save their life, they take forever to scroll though the TV guide.

4. Parents, not mine but I've seen others do it, who use two hands on a mobile phone.

What are yours? I do really like my parents on that note, lol, they do about everything for me so I cant complain, I'm just bored and fancy moaning about something.

[Synergy]

my dad on mobile phone, tells me to go to another room because im making to much noise in kitchen so he cant hear, YOUR ON A MOBILE YOU f**kING MOVE!

mum she lends you money when your skint hear have this tenner for today its ok i know you need money does.... that for few days, i get my wages, michael your owing me 6o quid. WHAT YOU GAVE ME IT I DIDNT ASK FOR IT!?

sister always gets own way.

bro works (like me 9-5) comes home has to do no housework whilst i do!

Edited February 24, 2006 by Synergy

[Dr Greenthumb]

my dad on mobile phone, tells me to go to another room because im making to much noise in kitchen so he cant hear, YOUR ON A MOBILE YOU f**kING MOVE!

mum she lends you money when your skint hear have this tenner for today its ok i know you need money does.... that for few days, i get my wages, michael your owing me 6o quid. WHAT YOU GAVE ME IT I DIDNT ASK FOR IT!?

sister always gets own way.

bro works (like me 9-5) comes home has to do no housework whilst i do!

yep my sister always gets her own way,

Have been told to do something productive so was supposed to be going to a 3hr conference on business start up, mom said great. Got to yesterday morning and my mom wouldnt take me even though she said she would cos sister needed a lift to school! It's a 15 minute walk compared to a 20 minute drive to my meeting!. so missed the busses now and missed the meeting.

LESBIAN!!

Edited February 24, 2006 by Dr Greenthumb

[ogre]

cringe

Edited February 8, 2011 by ogre

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My Dad shouts down the phone, and I mean shouts...

Its as if he thinks he has to because they are a long way away.

[anzo]

The sky one is so true! And they hate it when you see what else is on with the blue bar thing and you keep thier show on! I also hate that they rant about that i spend more time fixing my bike than i do riding it! well maybe if dad helped me a bit more, or bought me stuff for it that i needed then it wouldn't be a problem! What wrong with using two hands on a mobile, I do but then if i didn't hold it tightly then it would get nicked...

The mobile thing. I mean holding it with your left hand. and then using your index finger on your right hand to text people.

[ogre]

The mobile thing. I mean holding it with your left hand. and then using your index finger on your right hand to text people.

Ah ok, i thought you meant hold it with eitherhand and then use both thumbs (Like i do, i have sausage fingers so it's the only way i casn txt etc haah)

[Synergy]

My Dad shouts down the phone, and I mean shouts...

Its as if he thinks he has to because they are a long way away.

ditto

[Guest]

My Dad shouts down the phone, and I mean shouts...

Its as if he thinks he has to because they are a long way away.

My mum does that, it's unreal, you can hear herphone convo's from all round the house.

My mum is terrible for estimating time's. If i say 'I will see you in 10 minutes' I will see you in 10 minutes, unless your late. My mum, on the otherhand, will say 'see you in 5 minutes' and won't turn up until 15 minutes later. Half the time I think she means to say 'i'll leave in 5 minutes.l'

Also, I detest my parents going on my computer, they just don't know how to use a search engine at all. half the time they end up typing a valid url into the google search, and end up cl;icking on one of the links that appears below, but not the right one. I've told them many times that if it's got a .something at the end, stick it in the address bar, but of course what would I know?

[Simon]

Mum charging 300 quid rent is rather an annoying habbit.

Another one is when she comes to use the PC, to check her e-mail or what ever, she will close every single window, just open firefox. Every single f**king window.

[anzo]

Ohh, another one computer related.

'MSN has viruses...a guy at work told me'

'Turn the computer off at night Matt, people will hack it'

Mum charging 300 quid rent is rather an annoying habbit.

f**king hell! someone want you out the house pretty quick! I think your parents miss having sex on the kitchen table but they can't with you in the house.

I have to pay a month what you pay in a week and I thought I had it bad. If I were you I'd have serious words, or just say you've had your pay bought down to such and such and can no longer afford 300 quid a month.

Either that or post up her Visa card details...we'll all have a GU on her. She'll soon learn.

Edited February 24, 2006 by anzo

[Joe Papasnap Maher]

Yer - my mum and here computer, LMFAO i actually get annoyed beacuse she so thick.

Worst thing is, she think the internet has EVERYTHING, Like shell tpye in, "Pictures of Mr Smith's bathroom curtains with flowers on" - then wehn it comes back with no matches found, shes like, ah this internet it useless

Bless her,

Worst thing those, Always telling me what to do. like before she goes to bed, it will be like " joe in the morning im at work, so put you thermals on because its gonna be cold, make you self something to eat, theres bread in the breadbin if you want toast " - Its like, mum , if im hungry ill f**king eat then shell get home, and ask if ive eaten, to which ill reply no, and shell be like, i told you to eat..what do you want to eat

Oh well, bless her, wouldnt change her

P.s dad doesnt live with us, but when he comes up ( every weekend ) ill be fising my bike or something, then come in and wash my hands in the sink, and he's like NOOOOOOOO go the bathroom and wash you hands in there, dont want ur greasy hands in the kitchen sink, and im like, oit f**k off, lol, mum dont care and she has to live with it, so why should you care

[Synergy]

Yer - my mum and here computer, LMFAO i actually get annoyed beacuse she so thick.

Worst thing is, she think the internet has EVERYTHING, Like shell tpye in, "Pictures of Mr Smith's bathroom curtains with flowers on" - then wehn it comes back with no matches found, shes like, ah this internet it useless

Bless her,

Worst thing those, Always telling me what to do. like before she goes to bed, it will be like " joe in the morning im at work, so put you thermals on because its gonna be cold, make you self something to eat, theres bread in the breadbin if you want toast " - Its like, mum , if im hungry ill f**king eat then shell get home, and ask if ive eaten, to which ill reply no, and shell be like, i told you to eat..what do you want to eat

Oh well, bless her, wouldnt change her

P.s dad doesnt live with us, but when he comes up ( every weekend ) ill be fising my bike or something, then come in and wash my hands in the sink, and he's like NOOOOOOOO go the bathroom and wash you hands in there, dont want ur greasy hands in the kitchen sink, and im like, oit f**k off, lol, mum dont care and she has to live with it, so why should you care

your mum sounds well sweet and cool

[Simon]

f**king hell! someone want you out the house pretty quick! I think your parents miss having sex on the kitchen table but they can't with you in the house.

I have to pay a month what you pay in a week and I thought I had it bad. If I were you I'd have serious words, or just say you've had your pay bought down to such and such and can no longer afford 300 quid a month.

Either that or post up her Visa card details...we'll all have a GU on her. She'll soon learn.

Oh f**k no, this is 300 a month.

My dad also doesn't live with us, so her reasoning behind the 300 quid rent is splitting the bills half and half, except food.

She even goes, "i've not charged you for washing and ironing". Too f**king right.

Thing is, with fuel, parking, rent and food, 600 quid is gone before i even lay eyes on it, so i might have to wake her up to the fact that i'm 18 and shouldn't have to be paying rates like i live in my own house.

[Synergy]

Oh f**k no, this is 300 a month.

My dad also doesn't live with us, so her reasoning behind the 300 quid rent is splitting the bills half and half, except food.

She even goes, "i've not charged you for washing and ironing". Too f**king right.

Thing is, with fuel, parking, rent and food, 600 quid is gone before i even lay eyes on it, so i might have to wake her up to the fact that i'm 18 and shouldn't have to be paying rates like i live in my own house.

make her charge you less by making her feel bad, ie say your moving to this house (choose a rough area) and say its onl 100 a month which is brilliant although the police search alot and there is a few druggies/prostitutes there. lol

[tomturd]

I dunno how on earth 2 people in a house spend £600 per month on bills. Have you had a look at them?

In total, our house of 5 people we used to spend - £250 a YEAR on water (between 5, so £50 each), then about £50-£70 each per QUARTER on electricity & gas.

Are you helping to pay off the mortgage or something Si?

As for my parents, they dont really annoy me any more. Little things used to annoy me in my earlier years but this summer they were cool as pants. (Been a long time since I used that phrase)

[anzo]

make her charge you less by making her feel bad, ie say your moving to this house (choose a rough area) and say its onl 100 a month which is brilliant although the police search alot and there is a few druggies/prostitutes there. lol

Yeh, but then your screwed if she turns around and says 'Ok then, c you later', better options would be;

Find a friend and become room mates

Sell drugs to fund your board

Join the forces

'Lose' your job...but go there secretly

Sell yourself on the corner

Go on strike, never use the phone, dont bathe, drink, eat, use any electricity...live in the garden? And argue you never used anything that costs money.

Guilt trip

Fake your death or tell her you're dying.

[Guest]

£300 a month for living at home does seem a bit excessive.....

How are you supposed to save for getting your own place or a car or whatever when your giving out £300 a month.

Obviously it's all relative to your income, but unless your earning like, well over say £1200 a month, it's more than a 1/4 of your wages.

I complain about having to pay a tenner a week, and my mum is so lenient when it comes to that, I do feel guilty when I can't pay, but sometimes it will leave me skint for the week if I do.

I feel in one way the as my parents, they decided to bring me here, and as such shouldn't force a payment on me every week. I'm a full time Student, I paid the £1175 for my course with my own money (mind you I got it all back when the education board decided to pay) I am fairly independant in that if I want something, i'll save to get it, but I wont ask my parents for money ever, for things that are not 100% nescessary.

I could understand £300 a month if perhaps you were paying the mortgage in part, in which case your name would be on it and the return would be owning a house at the end.....

[Brian Bleech]

Yer - my mum and here computer, LMFAO i actually get annoyed beacuse she so thick.

Worst thing is, she think the internet has EVERYTHING, Like shell tpye in, "Pictures of Mr Smith's bathroom curtains with flowers on" - then wehn it comes back with no matches found, shes like, ah this internet it useless

Bless her,

Worst thing those, Always telling me what to do. like before she goes to bed, it will be like " joe in the morning im at work, so put you thermals on because its gonna be cold, make you self something to eat, theres bread in the breadbin if you want toast " - Its like, mum , if im hungry ill f**king eat then shell get home, and ask if ive eaten, to which ill reply no, and shell be like, i told you to eat..what do you want to eat

Oh well, bless her, wouldnt change her

P.s dad doesnt live with us, but when he comes up ( every weekend ) ill be fising my bike or something, then come in and wash my hands in the sink, and he's like NOOOOOOOO go the bathroom and wash you hands in there, dont want ur greasy hands in the kitchen sink, and im like, oit f**k off, lol, mum dont care and she has to live with it, so why should you care

my mum is totally like that too annoys the hell outta me, whenever i go home its like she tell where every bit food is in the kitchen and i am 'i know where the cubboards are mum, if i am hungry i am sure i can find something' and my dad is just like 'he lived away from home for 6 years and he isn't dead, i think he can look after himself' haha

but the most annoying thing is my mum always asks my if i have had my pill for my epilepsy, it annoys me so much because i have been taking them for 8 years' but i know she just worries because that what mums do, but it really gets on me tits, because i haven't even had a fit while living away from home. It annoys the hell out of my dad. I have asked her not to ask me, but she doesn't listen - *sign* parents eh...awesome yet can be damn annoying sometimes

[spunkey_monkey_boy]

haha

i dont give a shit about my parents annoying habits anymore because i've moved out and wont be going back!!!

my little brother on the other hand spends most of his time dealing with the bricks my mum shits at him...

[Joe Papasnap Maher]

Good to know im not alone

Ah well, they just want the best for us, they cant stop caring about us.

IM sure we'll be the same is we become fathers

[Tom Booth]

my Mum obsesses over people eating. Its like the other day...had a lady friend round

Tom do you want something to eat? Nahhh mum im alright...Does jess? Ill ask her.*asks jess* no thanks mum.....Are you sure? weve got plenty of readymeals and stuff....No thanks mum...we've got some smash if you fancy smash and beans or something....MUM SHUT IT!! Then when it comes to me actually having something to eat....See i told you you would be hungry

[Siders77]

My dad annoys me on the Internet. He types with 1 finger and it takes him like 5 seconds each time to find a letter.

Another thing, he keeps asking me to go down and help him on the PC, if I say I can't because I'm doing Coursework or something he gets well pissed off.

[Guest]

My dad annoys me on the Internet. He types with 1 finger and it takes him like 5 seconds each time to find a letter.

Another thing, he keeps asking me to go down and help him on the PC, if I say I can't because I'm doing Coursework or something he gets well pissed off.

Yeh, that's another one, asking you to show them how to work a PC, and expecting to know everything within 5 minutes. If someone wants to use the computer, they can but they better not hassle me, and if they break it they will be paying me to have it replaced/repaired as I originally had to pay for it.

[anzo]

Board is the start of really handling money. Really its for my benefit. No way on this earth do my parents need my money, they've managed to pay for me for 16 years until I got a job so why start now?

The reason my folks do it is to get used to always having to pay for someone. As soon as you get anything important in life, a car, house, family you will always need to pay out for something. I see it as them getting us used to it...which I can't blame them for really.

Although no doubt some families will need it, or simply because why the f**k should you get to live somewhere for free when you're earning money?

Ohhh, who gets the 'Well, you're on the PC most of the time' as an excuse if the desk is messy or if something breaks?!