PaRtZ Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 Well Im sure that the people still in school who are home alone are pretty bored of eating chicago town mini pizzas, so im going to give you a recipe of mine which has kept me fat for a few years now. You will need:1 tin of hotdogs (as thin as possible so they wobble)1 loaf of thick bread1 oven1 baking tray1 knife to cut bread1 rolling pin1 pair of hands1 tin openerOK first things first, if you cant use a knife because you're not allowed to then dont, just find a pair of plastic scissors and use them instead. Also, ovens tend to become hot when in use, so please take care to to burn yourself (like I did today). A trained first aider is also optional.Get enough slices of bread as there are hotdogs in your tin, IE in my tin of 8 hotdogs I used 5 slices. Only joking, 8 slices. You cant eat the remaining slices, or freeze it and throw it at someone OK make sure the break isn't frozen and cut the crusts off. Unfortunatly you won't be needing these so unless you can think of another use for them, throw them in the bin. Now you have some white squares in front of you. Grab the rolling pin, run outside and wave it around and the nearest person. Then come back in and begin flattening the bread slices. I prefer to roll over them with the utensil, but some psychotic loonies may prefer to just bash the f*ck out of them. Either way just make them as flat as possible.Now use the tin opener to, yep you guessed it, open the tin of hot dogs. ***optional***You may want to add flavouring onto the bread at this point to give it...well...flavour************Take a hot dog out and lay it at one end of a flattened slice. Now roll it/wrap it and place it at the edge of the baking tray so it doesn't roll out. Do this for all of the dogz Now turn the oven on using your pair of hands. For fan assissted ovens, I dunno, sit back and feel the breeze I guess. Turn the power to about midway (meh it doesn't REALLY matter) and pop the tray in middle shelf. Now, count to 5 minutes, or if you're clever use a pinger to do it for you. Turn the tray around at this time, and cook for a further 5 minutes. Take the tray out with your pair of hands (insulated by someone else hands of course) and peel them off the trayEat and enjoy. Enjoyment is the crucial bit too There we go, I've fed you now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 What about ketchup! Freak! lolSounds nice I'll have them on Wendesday when I'm off work I'll leave feedback, but they better be god damn nice. Its my birthday on Wends, don't ruin it for me!Oh, by the way. do you heat up the hot dogs in that brine shit before putting them in the oven? Or are you just oven cooking them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 Ooooo, sounds tasty, and I just so happen to have a tin of hot dogs in le cupboard. Going to try now, gonna heat them abit in the brine 1st though, better not be sheet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trialsking 55 Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 so they're basically sausage rolls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 so they're basically sausage rolls?Shhh, you're ruining the sound of it, lol. I hate sausage rolls, but I love reformed animal flesh in the shape of sausages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 oh my god these are mint!!! Could of done with a little bit more time under but other than that, tasty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted February 23, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 oh my god these are mint!!!Umm I forgot to add this at the end btw"now you are finished, you can turn the oven off" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Arnold Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 awwwwwwwwww, i dont have hotdogs can u think of a substitute? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbara Logan-Price Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 awwwwwwwwww, i dont have hotdogs can u think of a substitute?if you want to be in alot of pain and never have babies yea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synergy Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 try it with beans or cheesy beans. (note cheesy beans are for xtreme hunger) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Arnold Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 try it with beans or cheesy beans. (note cheesy beans are for xtreme hunger)i'll do that, but instead of bean rolls, its gunna be like bean packets should be fun Willp.s. alex, shhhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbara Logan-Price Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 p.s. alex, shhhhh you cant beat this recipe 2 sausages2 slices of bacon(smoked)2 slices of cheese2 slices of breadstick everything on the bread shove it in a oven for 7 min or put it in a toasty machine yummmmmmmmmmmmmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 you cant beat this recipe 2 sausages2 slices of bacon(smoked)2 slices of cheese2 slices of breadstick everything on the bread shove it in a oven for 7 min or put it in a toasty machine yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmIn spain (La Manga, southern spain) there is a pub that does them. They're stupidly nice! No sausage though, just the bacon, cheese on top in a lightly toasted french stick, and then, obviously, covered in kethup. Feckin gorgeous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbara Logan-Price Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 In spain (La Manga, southern spain) there is a pub that does them. They're stupidly nice! No sausage though, just the bacon, cheese on top in a lightly toasted french stick, and then, obviously, covered in kethup. Feckin gorgeous.i just did it by mixing all my favourite toasties in one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr ailsbury Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 (edited) Cook some oven chips (big fat ones obviously) butter 2 slices of breadthen put grated cheese onwack back in the oven until the cheese meltstake out and scrape off cooking trayput all the chips and cheese in between the bread (add tomato or brown sauce) and squash together then munch away(also if you have any cooked ham or chicken in the fridge stick that in with the cheese when you melt it) Edited February 23, 2006 by mr ailsbury Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_Elding Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 Get a big bowl. Pour weetos in. Fill with milk and heat in the microwave for 3:00minutes. sorted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunkey_monkey_boy Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 "now you are finished, you can turn the oven off" how many house fires have been started courtesy of TF now??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alun Goch Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 If your parents are happy to leave you all alone in their house I would consider it a blessing. Unfortunately wen my folks went away I had to sleep with their folks, but managed to "stay with a friend" and have a party at mine! These doggy toast things wudda been ideal when evryone started roaming for food.Anyway, to end, got found out and now Im in the shit Alun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 I wonder who'll be the first to open the official TF "Got f**king horrific food-poisoning" thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 awwwwwwwwww, i dont have hotdogs can u think of a substitute? Sausages I'll try them sometime, sounds really tasty. I'm too lazy, so I'll stick with my micro pizzas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted February 23, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 I wonder who'll be the first to open the official TF "Got f**king horrific food-poisoning" thread maybe but don't blame me for that cant sue me cos im a f*cking lunaticAlex, shoving loads of things in a microwave and pressing go is just not stylish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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