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Trials Slogans...


1handedluke

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How about:

Mine's a 24"

Pure and simple, one that everyone will no doubt love, trials or otherwise :-

I'd take several...

"Me?.....I like 'em long 'n' strong."

and a variation of the one above, "i take 24 inches...how about you?"

"seatless BMX rider"

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a good one from an old trials website;

"kick gap and fly....."

or something like-

"im gonna live forever or die riding"

"hopping is the curse of the trials rider"

2 quotes i love but have little to do with trials;

"im on the whiskey diet.............i've lost three days already" (tommy cooper)

"will slap pikies for crack" (Mrsuave's helmet!)

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that sloganizer gives some naff answers! i put in "trials biking" and got loads of weird slogans! like 'you're in good hands with trials biking' and 'have a break, have a trials biking' and 'trials biking, your family will love you' wtf!!!

it has had a couple of reasonable ones though : 'trials biking is a never ending story'

Maybe Deng programmed that site?

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trials not clocking many miles

I may have no seat but you have no balls

It looks better dented and scratched

Schwinnnnggggg!!! *reference wing zin*

Arnt you ment to ride across the floor and not up walls.

These arnt new jeans, my freewheel bit me

You wanna pump that tyre up mate.

MS Trials hop

Have you gained weight or is youre tyre just hard.

Hop if you're horny

Ive ran out now time to go to sleep these will probably be poo in the morning .

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trials not clocking many miles

I may have no seat but you have no balls

It looks better dented and scratched

Schwinnnnggggg!!! *reference wing zin*

Arnt you ment to ride across the floor and not up walls.

These arnt new jeans, my freewheel bit me

You wanna pump that tyre up mate.

MS Trials hop

Have you gained weight or is youre tyre just hard.

Hop if you're horny

Ive ran out now time to go to sleep these will probably be poo in the morning .

you said it :lol:

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