Whats The Funniest Definition You Can Find?

[PaRtZ]

Im so bored I started looking up the "true" definitions of words. I put in stapler and it said first,

"One who deals in staple goods or staple fibers"

lol so have a look and post your best results here

[yoyoyo]

cheese: "An important person. Often used in the phrase big cheese"

[the judge]

wank

To masturbate. Often used with off.

Commonwealth slang "wank", to masturbate] Used much as hack

is elsewhere, as a noun denoting a clever technique or person

or the result of such cleverness. May describe (negatively)

the act of hacking for hacking's sake ("Quit wanking, let's go

get supper!") or (more positively) a wizard. "wanky"

describes something particularly clever (a person, program, or

algorithm). Conversations can also get wanky when there are

too many wanks involved. This excess wankiness is signalled

by an overload of the "wankometer" (compare bogometer).

When the wankometer overloads, the conversation's subject must

be changed, or all non-wanks will leave.

haha, made me laugh anyway

Edited February 19, 2006 by the judge

[TomR]

I remember in year 9 i laughed at

"Condom- A sheath for the penis."

[Alan]

Quit wanking, let's go get supper! hahaha

[Dan Clark]

nose·gay Audio pronunciation of "nosegay" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (nzg)

n.

A small bunch of flowers; a bouquet.

[Phatmike]

Just found this, without actually looking for it in reference to this thread!

manoeuvre:

n. & v. Chiefly British

[Haz]

Chiefly Bristish is dictionary.com's way of saying, this is the english spelling. The word doesn't mean chiefly english. If you miss out one of the key letter it will give you the american spelling, with the meaning.

[T-BAD]

clinker - The incombustible residue, fused into an irregular lump, that remains after the combustion of coal.

A partially vitrified brick or a mass of bricks fused together.

An extremely hard burned brick.

Vitrified matter expelled by a volcano.

Slang.

A sour note in a musical performance: hit a clinker.

A mistake; a blunder.

Something of inferior quality; a conspicuous failure: a clinker of a show.

Chiefly British. Something admirable or first-rate.

intr.v. clink·ered, clink·er·ing, clink·ers

To form clinkers in burning.

lmao 'An extremely hard burned brick.'

[Ash-Kennard]

f**ker

n 1: someone who engages in sexual intercourse 2: a stupid despised man

[MadManMike]

Of, relating to, or near the anus.

Psychology.

Of or relating to the second stage of psychosexual development in psychoanalytic theory, roughly from ages one to three, during which gratification is derived from sensations associated with the anus and defecation. The anal stage is preceded by the oral stage and followed by the phallic stage.

Indicating personality traits that originated during toilet training and are distinguished as anal-expulsive or anal-retentive.

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[From Latin nus, anus.]