LukeDraisey! :) Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 (edited) Chav Jokeswhat do u say to a chav with a job?...Big Mac Please!What do u call a chav in a suit?...The accused!What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?A liar.where do you take your chavette girlfriend for a nice night out?Up the garytwo chavs are in a car, and no music is playing. Who's driving?the policeTwo chavs jump off a cliff. Who wins?SocietyWhat do you call a chav tart in a white tracksuit?The bride.whats the similarity between a chav and a slinky:there is lots of fun to be had watchin them fall down a steep set of stairsIf you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?It might be your bike.What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?"What you lookin' at?"How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?Paint three stripes on it.What's the difference between a Chav girl and the Grand Old Duke of York?The Grand Old Duke of york only had ten thousand men...The Government have approached the Chav's to ask them if they would like ( on joining a single currency with europe) to have the currency of the country renamed.The Chav's have replied that they prefer to keep is as the GiroWhat do you say to a chav at the peak of their career?"Big Mac and fries please"What did the little chav say to the big chav?"Can you get served?"At the end of a tiny deserted bar is a huge Chav male, 6ft 5intall and 350lbs. He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed andobviously gay man walks in and sits beside him. After 3 or 4 beers, thegay fella finally plucks up the courage to say something to the bigChavster. Leaning over, he cups his huge ear "Do you want a blowjob?" he whispers. At this, the Chav leaps up with firein his eyes and smacks the man in the face. Knocking him off the stool,he proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar. Finally he leaveshim badly bruised, in the car park and returns to his seat as if nothinghad happened. Amazed the bartender quickly brings over another beer."I've never seen you react like that" he says "Just what did he say toyou?" "I'm not sure" the Chav replies. "Something about a job."What do chavs use as protection during sex?A bus shelter.How does a chav girl turn the lights off after sex?She closes the car door.What's the difference between a battery and a chav?A battery has a positive sideWhy couldn't the chav finish a race?He was only good at startin!http://got-w00t.co.uk/forum_files/chav.gif http://www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk/belters/ChavLav1.jpghttp://www.btinternet.com/~chunglist2/Imag...MJ-textures.jpg Edited February 9, 2006 by LukeDraisey! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Cox Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 OLD LOL!! use the search next time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeDraisey! :) Posted February 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 awwww..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 Some of them are piss funny!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ding_dong Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 Yeah its old!! but i do love this one (a varation of a joke replace chav wit what ever you want)whats the difference between a chav and a trapoleen?(sp?)You don't have to take your shoes of to jump on the chav!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeDraisey! :) Posted February 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 Some of them are piss funny!!!thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 3 chavs in a Nova drive off a cliff and die whats the shame?A Nova seats 5Dont really laugh at them so much anymore "just makes me wanna bear smash ur ed' in enit bru" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeDraisey! :) Posted February 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 3 chavs in a Nova drive off a cliff and die whats the shame?A Nova seats 5Dont really laugh at them so much anymore "just makes me wanna bear smash ur ed' in enit bru"heh heh heh.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montyrider Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 BIG LOL well funny mate i was laughing rather hard when reading them. nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 probably by far your best topic everwhat do you calla chav in a filing cabinate?SORTED!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeCottTrials Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 i love the 'what do you say to a chav with a job? Big mac please' Laughed so hard at that. Its so true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montyrider Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 What’s the most confusing day of the year for a Chav?Fathers Day!What do you call a Chav at college.The janitor.What do you call a chav in a tastfully decorated house?The burglar.How do you start an argument with a chav?Speak!I just found these on web thought i'd add them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaffacakes Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 probably by far your best topic everYeah What do you call a chav in a box?Init Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlynnP Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 (edited) hahaha a real lame a some 1 told me mewhat do you call a chav in a box?innit!!ooo shit jaffacakes u got there before me Edited February 9, 2006 by RealRiding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeDraisey! :) Posted February 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 (edited) compliments?ive never had a nice comment of any one on this forum!DOES THIS MEAN IM ACCEPTED?dum dum dum..... Edited February 9, 2006 by LukeDraisey! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 no your still a shitbag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeDraisey! :) Posted February 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 fine then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 no your still a shitbag hahaha, made me laugh did that 1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeDraisey! :) Posted February 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 meh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbara Logan-Price Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 why did the chav cross the road ?to bang then gothic la' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Street Lee Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 Chav in a LOCKED box?Safe mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rupertsub2003 Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 some are funny but i swear i have seen this topic 4 times now ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Harding Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 chav jokes are soooooooo out.Chuck Norris jokes are `so` IN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Towler Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 yer these jokes are all from a site they are pritty funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich J Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 some quite funny jokes there which gave me a good laugh. although there are some pretty old and lame ones mixed in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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