rugbyman Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning andshe asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven which part of yourbody goes first?"Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands.""Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?"Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in frontof you and God just takes you hands first.""What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs."The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face."Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?"Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mummy and Daddy's bedroom theother night. Mummy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying,"Oh God, I'm coming!!""If MY Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her !!!." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 HAHAHAAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rugbyman Posted February 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 even worse...................................Woaman set her fanny on fire by accident. her husband said, "don't worry dear, stand on the balcony and let the wind blow it out," but she slipped and fell. Paddy and Murphy were stood below. Paddy said to Murphy "be Jasus what the hell was that, was it a comet?" Murphy replied "don't be an idyut, it's a twatalite" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Cox Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 even worse...................................Woaman set her fanny on fire by accident. her husband said, "don't worry dear, stand on the balcony and let the wind blow it out," but she slipped and fell. Paddy and Murphy were stood below. Paddy said to Murphy "be Jasus what the hell was that, was it a comet?" Murphy replied "don't be an idyut, it's a twatalite" LMAO FOOKING CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!1111oneoneonelevencheers for that man, i needed that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sir trial a lot Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 HAHAHAHAHA!! I really laughed at both of them. Thanks for sharing them with us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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